Posted: 10/31/2005 6:06:22 AM EDT
| It seems like the activity has slowed way down here..I am not seing the usual postings of Swingset johnymacadoo??Glimmerman colt, was it redlog? aw4ever Hessian1.I dont post much but I lurk everyday.You guys dont have a secret forum somehere do ya LOL.. |
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Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid. Bridgekeeper: What... is your name? Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour? Sir Lancelot: Blue. Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go. Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. Sir Robin: That's easy. Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid. Bridgekeeper: What... is your name? Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria? [pause] Sir Robin: I don't know that. [he is thrown over the edge into the volcano] Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh. Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name? Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Galahad: I seek the Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour? Galahad: Blue. No, yel... [he is also thrown over the edge] Galahad: auuuuuuuugh. Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name? King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow? Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that. [he is thrown over] Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh. Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows? King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know. |
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Well, all kidding aside I've been very very busy with stuff and haven't had time to post alot. For starters, I've converted to Paganism, and I've been recuperating from penis-enlargement surgery. Plus, I'm seriously deep into a McDonald's Monopoly addiction and trying to work off the 35 Value Meals I've consumed trying to win a 6-pack beer cooler. |
Swingset, I wish you'd have consulted with me first. Two tips: 1. The surgery is expensive. There are pills you can buy on the internet. They don't change your penis size, but they do make your hand smaller. The effect is the same. 2. The winning game pieces for the McDonalds game are all over the place on eBay. I've bought 18 of them so far. Early retirement is right around the corner...... 
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always the wildman huh....... 
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I've went home to NC and converted to "southern-ism." Having "struck-out" with not one but two "damn yankee wimminz" I'm now busy pursuing "southern belles!" They are a very different species and Damn it, I like em! I was asked the other day by an 18 year old "if I was dating anyone!" (And you guys know I'm no "hunk!" I still remember my friends fondly and "y'all are welcome any time!" (Happy)  Hessian-1
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