Posted: 9/2/2008 7:38:48 AM EDT
| So a man is packing up his things and getting ready to move when there is a nock on the door. He opens it to see a young man standing outside with a vacuum cleaner in his hand. After a "no thanks" than man shuts the door only to have the vacuum cleaner salesman shove his foot in the door and muscle his way in. The homeowner tells the salesman that his house has been foreclosed upon and that he can't afford to buy anything. The salesman doesn't listen and begins to throw horseshit all over the floor talking about all of the great features of the vacuum cleaner. The homeowner looks at him strangely and says "you better clean that up". The young salesman says "no problem, this vacuum cleaner is amazing". The homeowner replies "if your vacuum cleaner doesn't pick it up you're eating it". "Sure, not a problem" says the salesman. The homeowner starts walking towards the kitchen when the salesman says "hey, where are you going?" The homeowner replies, "to get you a fork. They cut off the power 2 days ago.". |
