Fun at Lowes > Silencers

Posted: 6/2/2006 11:47:11 AM EDT

I stopped in Lowes today to pick up some WD40 to soak my new Outback II. I couldn't find the WD40 so I asked one of the nitwits in the red vest. He says "it's in the tool section, but I don't think we have any non-aerosol. What would you want that for anyway?" I just smiled and said, "for cleaning my silencer" and walked away. The look on his face was priceless.

Posted: 6/2/2006 11:58:50 AM EDT

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I stopped in Lowes today to pick up some WD40 to soak my new Outback II. I couldn't find the WD40 so I asked one of the nitwits in the red vest. He says "it's in the tool section, but I don't think we have any non-aerosol. What would you want that for anyway?" I just smiled and said, "for cleaning my silencer" and walked away. The look on his face was priceless.

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Posted: 6/2/2006 1:02:06 PM EDT

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I stopped in Lowes today to pick up some WD40 to soak my new Outback II. I couldn't find the WD40 so I asked one of the nitwits in the red vest. He says "it's in the tool section, but I don't think we have any non-aerosol. What would you want that for anyway?" I just smiled and said, "for cleaning my silencer" and walked away. The look on his face was priceless.