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12/18/2002 5:16:27 AM EDT
I have noted that in talking to the local crew about...what else...guns, it is difficult to indicate a PARTICULAR gun without attaching a name to it. For instance, once you are past a certain point on the collector's scale, you can't make a reference like "My AR is not extracting." The shooting buddies will go "Which AR?" So I end up attaching names to different guns to be more specific.

My first AR was built by a guy who goes by the name Gonzo, some of you Alabama folks may know him. So I refer to that gun as The Gonzo Special. After I assembled my last AR, an instructor picked it up and was moving around the room rather "tactically" whispering, "Man, this gun is the sh*t." So now the gun is TheSh*t.

These are a couple of examples. Do any of you guys give your guns a name to be able to distinguish them from your others?



12/18/2002 5:46:10 AM EDT
[#1]
I give mine regular names like "Jim" and "Lisa" and treat them like real people. ( Ex: Give them a place at the dinner table. Have long conversations with them... )
12/18/2002 5:56:04 AM EDT
[#2]
I've pumped thousands of rounds through Andrea... my Armalite M15A2CARBINE... I love her.
12/18/2002 7:03:13 AM EDT
[#3]
My '79 Colt Gov't Model is "Frankenpistol" - it's gone through a lot of upgrades.

My '79 Colt Combat Commander is "El Limon" (The Lemon) because it was a jammomatic at first.  (It's fine now...phew!)

My PSS .308 is "The Mummy" - it seemed to carry a curse with it (guy who sold it to me had a wicked jet-ski accident just before he shipped it out, a guy next to me at a rifle class had his custom rifle's bolt handle shear off after a case got stuck, plus some other minor incidents).  Luckily, nothing's happened to me...yet.

I still haven't named my Bushy, though.  Gotta wait for inspiration to strike.
12/18/2002 7:25:08 AM EDT
[#4]
well, I named my first M1 'victory', because she was made in June '45.  One month after VE (Victory in Europe).

Haven't named the other ones.
12/18/2002 7:27:04 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
I still haven't named my Bushy, though.  Gotta wait for inspiration to strike.



Me too, ya beat me to saying it.
12/18/2002 7:40:40 AM EDT
[#6]
the armalite  (16" carbine)
the m4  (preban colt m4gery)
the CDP (ultra cdp)
the 1911 (cutomized 5" 1911 kimber)
the 940 (H&K 940)
the Encore (TC encore in many configurations including rifle in 300 win mag).
the gun (any of a number of S&W 629 pistols.)

i don't give my guns names like i do my cars.  

 

12/18/2002 8:36:44 AM EDT
[#7]
My Bushmaster - "Dubya" (think about it, it'll come.)
The BRNO is "Bruno",  the Spanish Mauser is "Jose", the Finn M39 is "the Thunder Lizard",  The Romanian M69 is "Romy".  The Italian .22 revolver that groups 8" two feet high at 15 yards is . .  well, never mind - not in polite company!
12/18/2002 12:45:24 PM EDT
[#8]
My HK51A3 is "The Beast"  (what else would you call a full-auto .308 out of a 8.9" barrel?)

12/18/2002 3:43:32 PM EDT
[#9]
I call my home defense Rem 870 the "Doorman" since its job is keep any unwanted guests outside.
12/18/2002 4:11:09 PM EDT
[#10]
I call my Lt.weight PWA preban C8A1-gery my "Little Bitch". Because the Little Bitch don't take no shit.

I love that gun.
12/18/2002 5:22:00 PM EDT
[#11]
I call my Tula arsenal SKS "uncle Joe"--the only weapon I have with a name.
12/18/2002 6:13:47 PM EDT
[#12]
named my Springfield M1A Meredith, after the hottest, coolest chick from South Carolina I ever met.  She LOVES guns

My new Krebs AK103K is EBR, Evil Black Rifle.

The 870 is Bitch, as in Denzel from Training Day - "Im surgical with this bitch"
12/18/2002 8:13:38 PM EDT
[#13]
I name all my guns.
Here's some:

Thompson: Jenni, after a girl who was suppossed to have cancer, but it turned out she didn't. It made her feel better to know I named a "Tommy-gun" after her.

Bushmaster M4: Wilma Mae. Initials: WM. Widow Maker.

Ruger Mk II 22/45: Effany, after my girlfriend, who just broke up with me, and still has it under her bed. I oughta get that, but she's out of town.

SKS: Skiss.
12/18/2002 8:57:48 PM EDT
[#14]
I've only named two of mine. Actually, seems like they named themselves and told me about it. They are:

Suzy Q, below, wearing her shorty upper:



and Elvis, sitting below a nameless .45:

12/18/2002 9:50:52 PM EDT
[#15]
I call mine "Oprah", because she's BIG, BLACK, and when you look at her head-on, she's mighty UGLY!
12/19/2002 8:29:50 AM EDT
[#16]
You will give your rifle a girl's name. You are now married to this peice of iron and wood. And you will be faithful, because this is the only pussy you boys are gonna get.
-R. Lee Ermy, FMJ
12/19/2002 8:41:49 AM EDT
[#17]
The only one I've named is my HK-91, which I call the Gray Lady--IA date code (1980), has that beautiful gray finish.    
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