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Posted: 4/1/2011 6:09:33 AM EDT

What is this crap? I don't see this as being very comforatble. I bet in full sprint this thing flops worse than a saggy titty fat girl in a tube top. this is directly off of US Cavs web site.

Posted: 4/1/2011 6:21:00 AM EDT

[#1]

Got to be an April fools joke.

Posted: 4/1/2011 6:23:32 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Got to be an April fools joke.

There's still some empty space on his shins.

Posted: 4/1/2011 6:25:28 AM EDT

[#3]

Fail need's molle gloves and boots..

Posted: 4/1/2011 6:27:46 AM EDT

[#4]

Maybe they are showing all the different locations you can put things?

Posted: 4/1/2011 6:29:09 AM EDT

[#5]

Its a joke people.

From USCav's website...

The TRU-SPEC MOLLE XTREME is NOT a real product. This is just an April Fools joke.

Posted: 4/1/2011 6:55:08 AM EDT

[#6]

lol

Posted: 4/1/2011 6:55:15 AM EDT

[#7]

Now that's pretty damn funny.

Posted: 4/1/2011 7:06:19 AM EDT

[#8]

Too bad, that would be the perfect for me to continue wearing a dirty uniform......

SOS

Posted: 4/1/2011 9:08:47 AM EDT

[#9]

It's America's newest superhero - Molle Man!!!

Posted: 4/1/2011 9:15:39 AM EDT

[#10]

I've seen a few guys kitted out very close to that level. Ofcourse thier shit was new and clean just like that as well.

Posted: 4/1/2011 10:58:00 AM EDT

[#11]

only a matter of time men, only a matter of time...

I bet that the airsofters jump on this grenade.

Posted: 4/1/2011 11:44:19 AM EDT

[#12]

US Cav always has a great April Fools advertisement each year.

Posted: 4/1/2011 12:28:55 PM EDT

[#13]

I called in and they accepted my order.

I just got the pants though. I'd like a few mag pouches on the front thigh.

Posted: 4/1/2011 12:52:07 PM EDT

[#14]

i thought the pants were a cool idea,i could see a use for webbing in those areas.the top and boonie however....

Posted: 4/1/2011 1:06:10 PM EDT

[#15]

There was a thread in GD entitled XTREME MOLLE uniform to be tested in Afghanistan that produced the following instant classic quote:

Quoted:
Somewhere a CSM is choking the shit out some poor PVT/E-1 while looking at that video
ETA: And in the next room the 2LT is putting in his CC info trying to order one

Posted: 4/1/2011 1:06:38 PM EDT

[#16]

Are there pouches on the back to counteract all that weight on the front?

Posted: 4/5/2011 8:33:22 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Fail need's molle gloves and boots..

Dont forget a molle Baclava.

Posted: 4/5/2011 9:40:00 AM EDT

[#18]

I wonder how many people actually called them trying to place an order.

Posted: 4/5/2011 3:47:52 PM EDT

[#19]

I bet they got a few phone calls to order. I get their emails and I was having lunch and almost did a f-in spit take in the middle of a sandwich bite and I did yell 'WTF!! NO WAY!!' then read the fine print and laughed my ass off.
Funny shite there.

Posted: 4/5/2011 4:29:50 PM EDT

[#20]

I've been seeing this on quite a few other forums too, I think Milspec Monkey originally posted a pic like this

Posted: 4/5/2011 5:56:44 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
I've been seeing this on quite a few other forums too, I think Milspec Monkey originally posted a pic like this

PALS

-REad

Posted: 4/5/2011 7:19:36 PM EDT

[#22]

GECKO45, You're BACK!

and BTW, Bug titty girls in tube tops ROCK........

Posted: 4/5/2011 7:48:19 PM EDT

[#23]

You know some of you guys have always wished you could wrap yourself in head-to-toe MOLLE.

Admit it.

Posted: 4/5/2011 8:26:35 PM EDT

[#24]

its MOLLE MAN to the rescue!!!!

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