Posted: 2/19/2008 4:45:30 PM EDT
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Link Click on the parts list at the top and design your gun. What the hell, it entertained me 
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Dear Mr. R Miller, While many have marvelled at your creations on ARFCOM over the years, and your business has grown to overwhelming proportions, it seems the twilight upon your brilliant day has descended upon you. Thanks to a design program submitted by Arfcom's most cheerful member, I have been given the power to unleash the full force of the razor's edge we call 1911 innovation. Yes, yes, we have all appreciated the ball radius cuts and striking enhancements that you have fitted on the Deltas that came your way, or the innovative serrations you have designed. One may even respect your ability to incorporate LTW inspiration in your latest works, but let's get real for a moment, shall we? Do you really have the creative wherewithall to forge a blissful polygamous marriage of stainless and blued components with functional green controls? Do you have the intestinal fortitude to defy convention and common sense by incorporating a threaded barrel beneath a lobster claw compensator, or blending a ball radius with full length dust cover? Have you even considered the new tacticool school of thought of low profile GI rear sights with a fiber optic, or incorporating a tactile feast with Kobra Scale rear cockers with "Eddie Murphy teeth" gapped, slanted, (Kimber) front cockers? No indeed, I dare say you have not. Enclosed, please find the schematic for design, which will set the shooting community on its ear.  Now Mr. Miller, I am a reasonable man. My genius is but a hobby. You are a young man with a promising career ahead of you... so long as this "hobby" of mine remains as such. I wouldn't dream of robbing a man with such talent and prospects of his livelihood, especially in such a one-sided competition. As such, I am prepared to act as if this product of genius never existed. All I ask is that you remember this selfless gesture of mine on the day in which I may have occasion to send a pair of Commanders your way, or perhaps when you have created a 1911 that should be gifted to a man of true genius. Best of luck to you in your studies. - Pulpsmack |
