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Posted: 7/13/2003 3:02:13 AM EDT
Was out on the flightline with my buddy (Terry Blevins) when these photos were taken:
www.af.mil/search/media.asp?mediaID=6687&mediaType=1 But here's the photo you didn't see..... Anyone notice what the toolbox says??? Gonna be awhile before he lives this one down... 
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Posted: 7/13/2003 3:50:51 AM EDT
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Why does he need an ass lube kit for?
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Posted: 7/13/2003 4:47:18 AM EDT
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not a small box either........
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Posted: 7/13/2003 7:04:44 AM EDT
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Kind of reminds me of my college fraternity house... Rule was if you passed out drunk, do it in your room because you were safe there... Do it anywhere else in the house and you were fair game.
Let's see... there was the pledgemaster who passed out drunk on the living room counch. One by one the pledges jerked off on his face. He didn't wake up until the next morning and was rather crusty. The pledges were nice enough to take polaroids, photo copy them and plastered the campus with them. He wanted to blackball them, but rules are rules and he was fair game. There was the couple that passed out on the couch one night. Both he and she woke up with buzzed heads and shaved off eye-brows. It was a rough crowd... Ass lube kit? Is that the best you boys got? |
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Posted: 7/13/2003 7:05:37 AM EDT
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I noticed you do not let them sleep in the Krinkfreak party van. And your van is cleaner too!
  No lube kits either. Ken RSA |
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Posted: 7/13/2003 7:39:13 AM EDT
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The things our recruiters resort to to attract young recruits.....You would think after 9-11 just having the chance to enlist and have the opportunity to kill terrorists before they kill us would be enough enticement......It's a different world out there.
God Bless America and those who have given the ultimate sacrifice so we may continue to live in freedom. KF |
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Posted: 7/14/2003 1:00:44 PM EDT
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damn! nice recruiting aid!
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Posted: 7/14/2003 1:02:33 PM EDT
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Not bad but you really have to try and draw a happy face on the back of his head with a black marker when he rolls over next time
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Posted: 7/14/2003 1:11:34 PM EDT
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What an inconsiderate waste of tax dollars! |
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Posted: 7/14/2003 2:24:25 PM EDT
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According to Chapter 6, Section 3 of the International Book of Gay (IBG) it states; Under any and all circumstances, a male completing the act of, or attempting to complete the act of ejaculating on another males face, whether that male is conscious or not, constitutes a 100% act of homosexuality for both parties involved. |
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Posted: 7/14/2003 3:05:36 PM EDT
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Re: The blue Air Force van - Glad to see my tax dollars hard at work. Recruiter: "Just sign here and we'll customize a Hummvee audio system like this for you!" CWO |
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Posted: 7/14/2003 4:35:25 PM EDT
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Wow, tough rules... I'll agree it was very gayish for the pledges... but someone who is comatose? Oh well, we all laughed our asses off. |
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Posted: 7/14/2003 7:12:16 PM EDT
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Glad you got a kick out of that HR. We use to have this guy that worked across from our office who would look out the window all day and everytime he saw another guy go in the bathroom he would come out of his office and go into the bathroom and always try to start up a conversation with someone. We finally got so tired of it I posted a rule from the IBG that stated any male that conversates with another male while using the restroom constitutes an act of gayism. He ripped down the sign got the point and we never saw him again.
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Posted: 7/14/2003 7:26:36 PM EDT
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Its one of those context things I guess. If you read my Gunstock thread over in the NY/NJ forum you would know about the famous HiramRanger one dick rule. This rule was developed after I suggested to an ex that we have a threesome, I meant her roommate, she had another guy in mind. I quickly explained that no, there is the one dick rule which is if I am in bed, it is the ONLY dick that will be in proximity.
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Posted: 7/14/2003 7:28:22 PM EDT
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The only thing that makes it a waste is the fact that there are no erotic dancers giving free lapdances to would-be recruits. |
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Posted: 7/15/2003 2:35:37 AM EDT
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Dude, there is absolutly NO WAY that you can argue that jerking off on another dudes face is NOT massively gay.
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Posted: 7/15/2003 3:56:36 AM EDT
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I didn't ague it was not gay, in fact I said for the pledges to do so was gay... What I said was not gay was the poor guy who got jerked off on and had no idea of knowing because he was passed out. Read... its fundamental!
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Posted: 7/15/2003 9:43:33 AM EDT
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ROFLMAO!!! Well, I'm just glad that my fraternity wasn't a gay one! Either way, that is one of the funniest, and at the same time, sickest things I've ever heard! |
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Posted: 7/15/2003 4:47:23 PM EDT
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When I was pledge master the worst thing I ever did was make the pledges dress in drag and go into the local porn shop to buy "gay porn." Little shits outsmarted me and went in drag, acted like the ugliest dykes you could imagine and bought biker lesbo porn. I didn't know what to do, they outwitted the pledgemaster... So I took them out for a beer, in drag... They never lived that down on campus. |
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