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Posted: 2/24/2006 7:46:11 AM EDT
On another gun forum I frequent, Tickle Me Elmo has become the unofficial "target of choice" for range days... and as such, I've done my duty in making sure the scourge will be eliminated.

So, without further ado, here is the video of my AR-15 vs Tickle Me Elmo:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAZMUOTS4cM

The rifle used to shoot him was a Bushy lower, 16" LMT upper AR in 5.56 with an AAC M4-2000 suppressor on it, hence the air gun sound to the shots. Elmo was loaded with tannerite - the first charge apparrently was too fuel rich, hence the failure to detonate. Knob Creek was the range in question.

Enjoy!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 7:53:39 AM EDT
What kinda explosives are those and where can I get some?
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 7:56:49 AM EDT
THANKS BUDDY!!! My children are traumatized now after watching that.
Just kidding. You guys have way to much fun in one day. You should pace yourselves.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:01:40 AM EDT
Awesome!

My 2 y/o daughter came into my office just as I was playing that vid.

"ELMO" she said, and I lifted her up and put her in my lap.

She was watching with a big smile. I cracked up laughing when he blew up.

"Why happened daddy?"

I can't wait to take her shooting with me!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:01:58 AM EDT
Tannerite rocks
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:04:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 8:05:02 AM EDT by Spark]
Tannerite is available from www.tannerite.com :)
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:05:56 AM EDT
Elmo I can understand.

But Cookie Monster! C'mon man, he just wants a cookie.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:15:30 AM EDT
There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys which laugh when you tickle it under the arm.

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 08:00. The next day at 08:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over
the factory floor and they're really beginning to pileup.

At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

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<­BR>"... Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
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Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:50:57 AM EDT
Okay who said 'high-cap mag'? in the video??????

You mean ORIGINAL or STANDARD capacity magazine?
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:03:58 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:21:57 AM EDT
I prefer tickle me rachel much more
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:29:59 AM EDT
The milk crate race vid on that page is better.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:34:04 AM EDT
Truely you are a great american! My quest for new target material is complete.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:46:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 9:46:55 AM EDT by jcovercash]

Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
Elmo I can understand.

But Cookie Monster! C'mon man, he just wants a cookie.



DO YOU WANT A COOKIE............ BOOM!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:23:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By jcovercash:

Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
Elmo I can understand.

But Cookie Monster! C'mon man, he just wants a cookie.



DO YOU WANT A COOKIE............ BOOM!!!!!!!



'

That part had me laughing hard.

Nathan
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:30:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BushmasterGuy77:

Originally Posted By jcovercash:

Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
Elmo I can understand.

But Cookie Monster! C'mon man, he just wants a cookie.



DO YOU WANT A COOKIE............ BOOM!!!!!!!



'

That part had me laughing hard.

Nathan



Me too..........
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:41:35 AM EDT
Tagged
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:45:17 AM EDT
Linked to the UK pages
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:48:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 12:08:10 PM EDT
I have 3 of those 1/2 lb. tannerite targets that I got from my father in laws website. GATLINGGUNS.COM. They are pretty cool if you ever get a chance to mess with them and have a place secure enough to make the boom because its pretty loud.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 3:59:32 PM EDT
Me and my wife just pissed our pants laughing!

Tom
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:55:13 PM EDT
Oh how long has it been since I've wanted to do that to Elmo.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 6:07:18 PM EDT
Now if we can just round up that damned purple menace Barney......... and those gay aliens the Tele Tubbies!!!!

Gotta love my homies in Kentucky!! Us so-called hillbillies know how to have fun, hey?
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 6:25:52 PM EDT
I must say that Elmo seems to be a hell of alot tougher than the Dirkas our troops are fighting.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 6:32:50 PM EDT
Do you have a cookie for me?
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 6:42:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 6:42:58 PM EDT by Smitty59]

Originally Posted By lt557:
Tannerite rocks



+1

I always wanted to do that to the Snuggles bear
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 7:08:02 PM EDT
YEA that part where he is going "do you have a cookie for me..." was great ! kaboooom
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:28:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HardShell:
"... Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".



Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:35:28 PM EDT
Gotta get me one of those AAC suppressors

Maybe ARFCOM can adopt our own mascot to "target"? I vote for Tweetie Bird.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 4:22:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 5:28:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BushmasterGuy77:

Originally Posted By jcovercash:

Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
Elmo I can understand.

But Cookie Monster! C'mon man, he just wants a cookie.



DO YOU WANT A COOKIE............ BOOM!!!!!!!



'

That part had me laughing hard.

Nathan



I died laughing when i saw that
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 5:44:20 AM EDT
This brings up another good idea...

You know all those Beanie Babies they sell at gun shows?

There you go.

Link Posted: 2/26/2006 1:23:23 AM EDT
Most beanie babies are wayyyyyyyyy too small for a 1/2lb charge of tannerite, unfortunately.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 4:39:18 AM EDT
Cool. I think I've seen you at KC a time or two.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 10:25:41 AM EDT
Better watch it, Cookie has the gun Pacino used in Heat!
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