With all due respect to your answers, I think it's a little more complicated that that. I happen to be from Auburn (as far from Auburn as I could get), and two years ago, on the verge of retirement, I happened to be back at the NYS Fair.
Anticipating returning to NYS to hang out with my Dad, I started prepping for the move.
I knew my Class II and Class III stuff was just going to be an impossibility, so I'd already sold it. At like a 700% profit, so I can live with that. Frankly, take away the movie mystique, and they'd be about as popular a pez dispensers anyway.
Anyway, I naturally kept my "assault rifles" and intended to return with them because as real Americans know, semi-automatic anything is, by definition NOT an assault rifle.
At least that what Charles Schumer told me.
At any rate, I visited the usual haunt at the State Police Exebition and found the highest ranking Trooper I could find and explained my situation to him. My first question was actually about handguns.
He asked me if my retired credentials permitted me to carry concealed weapons as a retired Fed? I replied that I belied so, but Clinton was in the White House I doubted support from the U.S. Attorney's Office would be forthcoming in the event that became an issue. He told me, "Ours do too. But our policy is to STRONGLY encourage all of our Troopers apply for NYS Pistol Permit's prior to their retiring."
I then asked him about the State Laws governing "assault rifles." Incidentally, I did "badge" him so he knew I was for real. His reply (and this is exact) was, "Franlky, we don't have a fucking clue. Keep your badge and credentials with you."
That was really gut level, "cop to cop candor," but you got to ask yourself, what the fuck are you people thinking of, and how long are you going to put up with this?
I'm not in any sense of the word a racist, so don't misinterpret this in that manner, but if Al Sharpton (and you can substitute the Jewish Defense league, NOW, MAD, etc) jumped up and yelled "racial discrimination" NYPD would be handing out Federally subsidized MP-5's on every street corner in downtown Brooklyn.
There's a lot of lessons in them there paragraphs my fellow law abiding citizens. And I'll predict that by 2008, when Hilari's in the White House and Bill's in the Governor's Mansion, we'll all be getting the Monica Lewinski Treatment.
That was a good rant (true story though).