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Posted: 9/21/2018 10:27:24 AM EDT

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We don't have an angry wife warranty.

However, if the OP sends his upper in Mrs. ALG might find a purple ALG rail in the blem box that we can replace the MK4 with.

What say the hive.....that sounds fair.....right?

WHG

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On a positive note, I do believe Bill will honor the warranty.

We don't have an angry wife warranty.

However, if the OP sends his upper in Mrs. ALG might find a purple ALG rail in the blem box that we can replace the MK4 with.

What say the hive.....that sounds fair.....right?

WHG

Sounds generous, a custom engraving would be hilarious.

Posted: 9/21/2018 12:13:35 PM EDT

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OP is dead. His wife threw him, from shoulder height, onto the carpeted floor.

Posted: 9/21/2018 12:17:53 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/21/2018 1:47:59 PM EDT

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OP and wife are working out each other's ultimatums.

Posted: 9/21/2018 2:09:52 PM EDT

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LOL

Posted: 9/21/2018 2:18:08 PM EDT

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LOL

I came here to see how G said they were gonna start producing 10" rails and got distracted. lolx2

Posted: 9/21/2018 3:28:01 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/21/2018 5:28:06 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/21/2018 8:36:05 PM EDT

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And....when that didn't do the trick....she put his head in a vice, just like she did to his rifle...

Posted: 9/23/2018 9:38:17 AM EDT

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Have a vindictive X wife who was that crazy and mean spirited...no doubt I pushed more than a few of those buttons back in the day.

Suggest the OP rent the movie "War of the Roses" Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner directed by Danny Devito.

Posted: 9/23/2018 2:02:19 PM EDT

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This thread is amazing.

Posted: 9/23/2018 2:39:11 PM EDT

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We don't have an angry wife warranty.

However, if the OP sends his upper in Mrs. ALG might find a purple ALG rail in the blem box that we can replace the MK4 with.

What say the hive.....that sounds fair.....right?

WHG

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I want one.

in 10.75"

Posted: 9/24/2018 9:28:48 PM EDT

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Can't, let, this, thread, die,

Posted: 9/24/2018 9:32:32 PM EDT

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Where did OP go?

Posted: 9/24/2018 10:06:47 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/26/2018 9:22:40 AM EDT

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His wife suplexed him onto the carpet, before squeezing him in a vice.

Posted: 9/26/2018 9:50:52 AM EDT

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@Absewell

Did you get deaded OP

Posted: 9/26/2018 10:52:31 AM EDT

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He ain't gonna show....

Posted: 10/18/2018 12:27:17 AM EDT

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Damn worse my wife ever did is busted a remote on my head when I came home drunk one night.

My wife knows if she broke one of my rifles I will eat her goats and ducks

Posted: 10/18/2018 4:39:51 AM EDT

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I wAs like

he is undeaded,

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NOPE

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Just talk of tv and stew

Posted: 10/18/2018 10:51:33 AM EDT

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I thought this was a locked thread?

Posted: 10/19/2018 11:56:01 PM EDT

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Nope, we're just hopeful that the OP will get out of the ICU and be coherent enough to tell us what REALLY happened.

Posted: 10/22/2018 9:35:06 PM EDT

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OP cant post right now

Posted: 10/22/2018 10:27:13 PM EDT

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Oof, I'm no doctor, but I know a shoulder height fall when I see one.

Posted: 10/23/2018 4:36:29 PM EDT

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Yep his wife bodyslamed him like she did that rail

Posted: 10/23/2018 5:51:40 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/24/2018 11:29:00 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/27/2018 8:40:38 AM EDT

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Soon......

- Nick

Posted: 10/27/2018 10:35:18 AM EDT

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I've been keeping an eye on this thread incase the OP comes back, but now I'm excited to see what happens.

Posted: 10/27/2018 11:11:12 AM EDT

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But what does that mean?

Posted: 10/28/2018 6:53:28 PM EDT

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He could sell the rail as a clone correct my wife broke my shit rail

Posted: 10/29/2018 9:43:45 AM EDT

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OP,

There is something in the mail for ya.

Just.... you know... make sure you come back home with flowers for your wife the day you get it. You wouldn't want her thinking you bought a new gun part and get angry at you.

-DM

Posted: 10/29/2018 9:48:15 AM EDT

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There is something in the mail for ya.

https://i.imgur.com/HHw4bxL.jpg

Just.... you know... make sure you come back home with flowers for your wife the day you get it. You wouldn't want her thinking you bought a new gun part and get angry at you.

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Posted: 10/29/2018 9:49:07 AM EDT

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OP,

There is something in the mail for ya.

https://i.imgur.com/HHw4bxL.jpg

Just.... you know... make sure you come back home with flowers for your wife the day you get it. You wouldn't want her thinking you bought a new gun part and get angry at you.

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Posted: 10/29/2018 10:08:22 AM EDT

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OP,

There is something in the mail for ya.

https://i.imgur.com/HHw4bxL.jpg

Just.... you know... make sure you come back home with flowers for your wife the day you get it. You wouldn't want her thinking you bought a new gun part and get angry at you.

-DM

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That's awesome.

Posted: 10/29/2018 10:10:12 AM EDT

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OP, just in case, we've added this safety warning to your new rail. We figured you may need a reminder now and then.

#totallynotphotoshopped

-DM

Posted: 10/29/2018 2:27:55 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/29/2018 2:31:12 PM EDT

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OP, just in case, we've added this safety warning to your new rail. We figured you may need a reminder now and then.

#totallynotphotoshopped

https://i.imgur.com/b5N11YX.jpg

-DM

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Posted: 10/29/2018 2:42:11 PM EDT

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Holy shit, who did that belong to? Sponge Bob

Posted: 10/29/2018 3:22:14 PM EDT

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...I f'n love this company.

Posted: 10/29/2018 5:51:22 PM EDT

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OP,

There is something in the mail for ya.

https://i.imgur.com/HHw4bxL.jpg

Just.... you know... make sure you come back home with flowers for your wife the day you get it. You wouldn't want her thinking you bought a new gun part and get angry at you.

-DM

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Yeeeeeeeesssss

Posted: 10/29/2018 8:28:22 PM EDT

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OP, just in case, we've added this safety warning to your new rail. We figured you may need a reminder now and then.

#totallynotphotoshopped

https://i.imgur.com/b5N11YX.jpg

-DM

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Posted: 10/30/2018 10:25:21 AM EDT

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Couple more!

-DM

Posted: 10/30/2018 7:43:02 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/30/2018 8:32:54 PM EDT

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Couple more!

https://i.imgur.com/drhHiaY.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/PfHImQn.jpg

-DM

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Posted: 10/31/2018 3:48:28 PM EDT

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I’m alive! Back home today and a package from Geissele was here waiting for me. Blown away at their customer service. This was in no way a fault of theirs and Geissele not only replaced the mk4 handguard, but sent the purple “HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE” ALG handguard with it that Nick posted earlier. I haven’t been on the forum so I was definitely surprised when I saw it.

Thanks to everyone at Geissele/ALG. You guys are amazing

Posted: 10/31/2018 4:02:10 PM EDT

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I’m alive! Back home today and a package from Geissele was here waiting for me. Blown away at their customer service. This was in no way a fault of theirs and Geissele not only replaced the mk4 handguard, but sent the purple “HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE” ALG handguard with it that Nick posted earlier. I haven’t been on the forum so I was definitely surprised when I saw it.

Thanks to everyone at Geissele/ALG. You guys are amazing

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Holy shit, he lives.

Posted: 10/31/2018 4:53:56 PM EDT

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I'm alive! Back home today and a package from Geissele was here waiting for me. Blown away at their customer service. This was in no way a fault of theirs and Geissele not only replaced the mk4 handguard, but sent the purple "HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE" ALG handguard with it that Nick posted earlier. I haven't been on the forum so I was definitely surprised when I saw it.

Thanks to everyone at Geissele/ALG. You guys are amazing

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PICS!