Posted: 1/7/2014 12:31:22 PM EDT
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I orderd 12 .50cal ammo cans on 12/27.
Your website says **Due to the Holiday and High Order Volume, please allow an additional few days to process and ship your order.** Well, your stupid website is full of LIES!!!! My order shipped only 3 days later on 12/30. This is absolute bullshit!!! I fully prepared for a long wait, even stocked up on Cheetos, fruit snacks, and Capri Sun to sustain myself for what I was hoping would be at least a week of waiting for the shipping notice!!! And where the hell do you get off putting so much detail into your shipping notices anyway? I mean come on, who really wants to see a quick link to their tracking number? Dont you know that we love calling vendors repeatedly to get tracking numbers? The nerve of some people. After you guys fucked up and shipped my order so quickly, I thought for sure UPS would allow me at least 5 business days to pig out in my beanbag chair, watching Magnum PI re-runs...but noooooo....the tracking info that you oh so conveniently provided (yes there is a hint of sarcasm there) clearly showed it would only take 3 days to arrive!!! 
Fuck me, I thought, as I sat there stonefaced...sucking the orange cheese residue off my fingers. There has to be something going on here, I pondered. Surely UPS would deliver me a box that was dented and full of holes, with a half ass packing job so that I could open it that much more quickly. NOPE!! The box arrived in almost new condition. Not a single dent!!! Not a hint of a hole!!! And do you realize I had to use a knife to cut the packing tape that was so carefully and professionally applied with the skill of an open heart surgeon!!! 
For the life of me I dont understand any of this. Its almost as if AIM is making a concious effort to keep me hooked on them, guaranteeing that I will have no hesitation to open my wallet whenever an in stock email notice pops up.
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Sarcasm - Randy Marsh - South Park
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNMAha7KjvU South Park - Sarcasm Affects The Brain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW4B4NGqPIo |
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i hate to pile on but... i placed an order just this afternoon & minutes ago received a shipping confirmation & tracking info! how do you expect me to handle such prompt service? who do you think you are... I know right my order will be hear monday when my wife will be home so on monday I will go from this  to this  Thanks alot AIM
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AIM is the WORST at slow shipping and bad customer service. If you want that stuff, you'd better order from somewhere else... Otherwise, you're going to get your stuff very fast and you might even get a sticker that you didn't ask for in the box. what I never get a sticker  they must ship it to fast befor they can put it in the box but I will just keep blaming on Tuna
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AIM is the WORST at slow shipping and bad customer service. If you want that stuff, you'd better order from somewhere else... Otherwise, you're going to get your stuff very fast and you might even get a sticker that you didn't ask for in the box. what I never get a sticker they must ship it to fast befor they can put it in the box but I will just keep blaming on TunaEveryone else does
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AIM is the WORST at slow shipping and bad customer service. If you want that stuff, you'd better order from somewhere else... Otherwise, you're going to get your stuff very fast and you might even get a sticker that you didn't ask for in the box. what I never get a sticker they must ship it to fast befor they can put it in the box but I will just keep blaming on TunaEveryone else does Hey you got your Avatar back good and I didn't want you to feel left out give it a week then we will blame fungus |
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AIM is the WORST at slow shipping and bad customer service. If you want that stuff, you'd better order from somewhere else... Otherwise, you're going to get your stuff very fast and you might even get a sticker that you didn't ask for in the box. what I never get a sticker they must ship it to fast befor they can put it in the box but I will just keep blaming on TunaEveryone else does Hey you got your Avatar back good and I didn't want you to feel left out give it a week then we will blame fungus Josh is "Customer Relations Manager", I have a feeling he's gonna get blamed a lot more
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AIM is the WORST at slow shipping and bad customer service. If you want that stuff, you'd better order from somewhere else... Otherwise, you're going to get your stuff very fast and you might even get a sticker that you didn't ask for in the box. what I never get a sticker they must ship it to fast befor they can put it in the box but I will just keep blaming on TunaEveryone else does Hey you got your Avatar back good and I didn't want you to feel left out give it a week then we will blame fungus Josh is "Customer Relations Manager", I have a feeling he's gonna get blamed a lot more I can do this. You see I am the CS guy AIM deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, they'll hunt me, because I can take it. Because I'm not your hero. I'm a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight... oh wait, that's Batman. Yeah if I get blamed for things I'll just cry alone at Tunas old desk! |
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You ass! Just what I needed first thing in the morning.... |
