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AR15.COM
12/18/2002 9:54:50 PM EDT
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Dear Mr./Mrs. Citizen

Well, I guess you have figured me out. I seem to fit neatly into the category you place me in. I'm stereotyped, characterized, standardized, classified, grouped, and always typical. I am the lousy cop.

Unfortunately, the reverse isn't true. I can never figure you out. From birth you teach your children that I am a person to beware of. Then, you are shocked when they identify me with my traditional enemy....The criminal.

You accuse me of coddling juveniles, until I catch your kid doing something wrong.

You take an hour lunch, and several coffee breaks each day, then, point me out as a loafer if you see me have just one cup.

You pride yourself on your polished manners, but think nothing of interrupting my meals at noon with your troubles.

You raise hell about the guy who cuts you off in traffic, but, let me catch you doing the same thing, and all of a sudden I am picking on you.

You know ALL the traffic laws, but, never got one single ticket you deserved.

You shout "Abuse of Authority" if you see me driving fast to an emergency call, but raise 9 kinds of hell if I take more than 30 seconds responding to yours.

You call it "Part of my job" if someone hits me, but yell "Police brutality" if I strike back.

You would never think of telling your dentist how to pull a badly decayed tooth, or your doctor how to take out your appendix, but, you are ALWAYS willing to give me pointers on how to be a police officer.

You talk to me in a manner, and use language that would assure a bloody nose from anyone else, but, you expect me to stand there and take your verbal abuse without batting an eye.

You cry, "Something has to be done about crime", but you cant be bothered to get involved.

You have no use for me what so ever, but of course, it's OK for me to change a tire for your wife, or deliver your baby in the back seat of my patrol car enroute to the hospital, or, save your sons life with CPR and mouth to mouth resuscitation, or even forsake time with MY family working long hours overtime trying to find your lost daughter.

So, dear citizen, you stand there on your soapbox and rant and rave about the way I do my job, calling me every name in the book, but, never stop a minute to think that your property, your family, and maybe your life might someday depend on one thing......Me.

Respectfully,
A Lousy Cop

Just another cop


12/19/2002 2:27:24 AM EDT
[#1]
PREACH IT BRO-MAN!!!!


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12/19/2002 3:27:44 AM EDT
[#2]
Damn straight! This should be printed on every citation or on a card every time a police officer comes in contact with an ungrateful citizen!
12/19/2002 9:06:41 AM EDT
[#3]
And heaven forbid you are a detective and take a vacation with your family. I have had people want to file a complaint on me because I would not cancel my vacation to stay and work on their case.
12/19/2002 12:37:15 PM EDT
[#4]
YEA!  And then they call, CONSTANTLY.  I love it when I'm with one vict of a major case and another vict of something minor calls 6 times in one day, and I take each call!  I felt so bad for the vict I was with.  Here she is, the vict of a serious felony, and a damm minor theft is (or trying to) use all my time.
Art in KY
12/19/2002 6:38:12 PM EDT
[#5]
When I went on disability from having my head pounded in one night, I called the State Crime Victims Assistance Office for help.
They asked me what happened. So I told them that I got my head beat in arresting some guy.
The B!tch (and I use that with all affection) said "Well your a cop, that's your job to get beatup".
If I could have drove at the time, I'd be in jail still.
12/21/2002 10:07:48 AM EDT
[#6]
And people wonder why we become jaded and isolated from the general public. People suck, I've said it before and I'll say it again.
12/23/2002 10:10:32 AM EDT
[#7]
Hey dont throw all of us citizens in the group that dislike cops...  I have an incredible respect for the police officers that protect all of us.  There are a few bad apples that the media try to paint the entire police force as the typical.  The majority of Joe citizens dont believe that.  I teach my two sons, that a police officer is the one person you can go to for help in any situation.

Dont fall in the same trap as the idiot citizens that believe everything they read or see on TV.  The majority of people out here are very thankful for what you do.