Well it just so happens that Animal Control wont come out for calls that involve giant liazards. So I had to grad this thing out of a bush in a womens yard and throw it in the trunk of my Patrol Vehicle. The women stated it scared her by hissing at her. My Sgt. thought I was crazy when I said I was going to just pick it up and put it the trunk. I turned it over to a local private zoo and told them if the owner called we would forward them to the zoo.
Posted: 4/29/2010 12:57:24 PM EDT
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Taste like chicken
Posted: 4/29/2010 1:12:03 PM EDT
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Drop it on the counter at the local lockup and tell the newly arrived "guests" that it's just a newborn. It's mother is in one of the cells, but you can't remember which one...