[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Hello Ladies! (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 10/23/2007 10:13:17 PM EDT
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I just dicovered this beautiful corner of ARFcom and wanted to say Hello! I'm a 26 year old male, 5'10" (little on the short side), 180 lbs (all muscle), that loves fine dining, sunsets, and long walks on the beach.  Seriously though, it's good to see so many trigger happy cuties all in one place. Maybe I'll stop in and chat when the boys get too rough. You know... it smells better over here.  |
Yeah, because I'm not feeling it. |
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<<sigh>> the870isking? I'm a 5'6", auburn haired, hazel eyed, wild tempered, daring female and I can't decide which is more gratifying: the unmistakable shoulder weight and utter force of a well-nourished M60 or the versatility and easy "pack n go" of an M16 equipped with the "fun button." Maybe you can help? Just be sure to have a major credit card when you call...if I don't answer right away, it's because I need to mend a brass-burned bikini string.  |
 And, don't forget, can hunt, kill and drag meat better than most men!!
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My kinda gal, someone to help carry either my M60E4 and/or my M16 when times get rough. |
She also doesn't know when to stop. 
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Hey Daisy, whats with the walk with the S/O and a shovel, after drinking vodka? Something about this sounds so wrong for the S/O. 
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ah, nothing. j/k. Thought it sounded kinda ominous, tho, huh?
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I am 5'5 Auburn hair green eyes and OLD and way outta my league on this one. DOC308 and Hemi...My favorite intellectual and Rocker, heterosexual life mates living under the womens forum bridge while Daisy is burying her s/o with vodka and PM is burining her bikini straps...which may be quite hazardous... with hot BRASS all while badgebunny speaks of killing and draggin meat around... Can't add to this at all.... Except M4 gald you got laid. DOC Hemi my entire visual idea bubble has so been burst. I must seek solace. As you were ladies. |
Your visual idea bubble has been burst?  What does that mean? Easy on the bottle darlin' And don't go callin' me your favorite intellectual, or PMM and Gabby will come after you for stroking my ego. 
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You don't like it rough?? Somebody's not doing it right!!
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Oh no you di'int.  870, Welcome to the kinder, gentler side of ARF. Watch out for Playmore, though. She stole my donut, screamed 'DROP AND GIVE ME 20!!!', then pushed me...and I almost drowned in daisy's cleavage when I fell. Her is mean.  :::cry::: |
Hey, there's never been a drowning in my cleavage reported. Some mild claustrophobia, and maybe asphyxiaxion (sp?), but never, I repeat never, drowning. |
Hey, Daisy, you sound a little defensive . . . something you need to tell ua?? Maybe something that never got back to the authorities??  j/k
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I'll take it.
LOL!! And BTW your scenery is beautiful. Our trees haven't changed yet, but we finally got some cold weather so the Northeast part of the state ought to be gorgeous shortly. |
Hey, how you doin'? 
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And TRG disease claims another poor gun nut.
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 and raise you a wtf? and a 
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Patiently waiting a response. 
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No, she said what she was thinking and I'm sure let it go. Your 'she started it' is what sounds childish.
Wow. Out of alignment? Nope, those who know/are acquainted with SP1Grrl and her husband (karma), and those who have now read your posts here and in the other thread know how right on the money that comment was. Dead on. And my comment about not being around long enough was not referring to you having to 'put in an apprenticeship' as you say.... it was said with the mistaken notion that maybe, just maybe, you truly didn't know how your post would be seen. Apparently you want to dig in your heels though, so have fun.... With your posts attempting to jab at SP1Grrl which in turn only make you look bad, and also with your future adulterous marriage. 
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Enjoy your chlamydia!
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Ouch. I think I'll go take my owned self and run along to the kitchen where I have a spread prepared to make sammiches for all of Arfcom. Then I'll reload 6,000 rounds of .223 and pass goody bags of them out as door prizes at the 'Clothing Optional, BYOH&B (Bring Your Own Hookers & Blow)' Halloween party I'm having for the 100k members of Arf. When I'm done, I'll go sit in the corner and reflect upon my measly existence in this world and wonder why I somehow, along said measly existence, managed to get my scruples in line with the majority of the world, save you. So if you try to call tonight, it looks like I'm going to be rather busy. I'll be sure and pencil you in this week, though. |