Posted: 7/12/2007 6:57:57 AM EDT
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you? "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for him. He's my brother. He's four and we saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one." |
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Two old guys, at least 85, walks into the pharmacy and ask the druggist for Viagra . When the druggist gets over his surprise he enquires of them “what size would you like?” One old guy replies, “the biggest ones you’ve got.” When the pharmacist begins to caution them about the stress of wild sex at their age, the other old guy sez ...”Don’t worry doc, we only take a quarter of a pill anyway. They just help us not to pee on our shoes.  Stay safe |
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Visiting his father in an upscale nursing home, a man was happy to hear that the old man was content to live there, but was surprised at his father's description of bedtime activities. "Jist before bedtime," his father said, "they give us all a Viagra!" Thinking he was mistaken, he asked the floor nurse about the Viagra. "Oh yes," she said, "it keeps them from rolling out of bed at night!" |