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7/9/2006 10:06:37 PM EDT
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
Oh my, I am so sorry, "the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No," she replies, "You just happened to catch my eye."
7/10/2006 5:10:28 AM EDT
[#1]
I just unscrew my wooden leg and whack 'em with it, that usually gets their attention.
7/10/2006 7:03:50 AM EDT
[#2]
that is the best non-filthy joke I've seen in a while
7/10/2006 9:19:10 AM EDT
[#3]


Needed that laugh with all the drama lately...

Thank you.  Really.  

7/10/2006 11:36:22 AM EDT
[#4]
haha thats really cute
7/10/2006 2:22:42 PM EDT
[#5]
A friend of mine posted it on another board, and I thought you ladies might enjoy it.
7/10/2006 2:52:08 PM EDT
[#6]
Love it.  Clean and funny, which you don't see much of anymore.