Posted: 6/15/2006 7:21:01 PM EDT
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There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses... I thought the results were pretty interesting: 85% of women think their ass is too fat... 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway. 
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WOW! I thought mine was the only self proclaimed "ASS" |
Exactly..now my "Ass" is going to teach my son to be an "Ass" too.. |
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Ok, I'll see that "ass joke" and raise you this "chicken joke". This guy comes home one night with a live chicken tucked under his arm. He walks in the door, and says, "This is the pig I've been screwing". His wife says, "That's not a pig, you idiot. That's a chicken!" The husband says, "Shut up! I wasn't talking to you!"  |
Ouch. 
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hahaha my coworker todl that joke at work the other day ... said it was a soprano themed joke lol |
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Yep..mine wants dinner ready when I get home and he's usually home before me..Shouldn't the first one home be cooking..I need to teach him a little more than how to get take-out..lol He's good though..he will fend for himself if I tell him to..lol |
UPS for the computer might help
It's not easy for me, no. Especially since I'm next. 
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