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5/19/2006 4:37:05 PM EDT

I just got back from a 20 mile bike ride.  On no less than TWO separate occasions, cars full of young women hooted and whistled at me as they drove past.



Actually, it was quite flattering

(Of course, I am assuming that somewhere else on the internet, some young women aren't posting "We laughed mockingly at some bike rider with a huge ass, and the poor clueless sap thought it was a compliment")
5/19/2006 4:40:52 PM EDT
[#1]
Thats the spirit
5/19/2006 4:42:45 PM EDT
[#2]
Get a plate for your bike with your phone number on it.
5/19/2006 6:08:02 PM EDT
[#3]
You shoulda pulled up your shirt and showed them your ti** moobs!!....
5/19/2006 6:33:45 PM EDT
[#4]
It's the clogs.  It gets us every time.
5/19/2006 7:46:04 PM EDT
[#5]
They were probably drunk.  





5/19/2006 8:11:48 PM EDT
[#6]
pix?
5/19/2006 8:37:00 PM EDT
[#7]
bikers have the best butts!
5/20/2006 2:50:27 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
bikers have the best butts!



And legs!!


5/20/2006 3:10:34 AM EDT
[#9]
I'm sorry!  I didn't mean to ogle, but those spandex shorts nearly sent me over the edge!  
5/20/2006 6:19:14 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
bikers have the best butts!



And legs!!






Obviously you two have never seen a picture of me.  

5/20/2006 8:16:36 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
bikers have the best butts!



And legs!!






Obviously you two have never seen a picture of me.  




Shh.... Leave us with our fantasies...
5/20/2006 8:19:01 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
bikers have the best butts!



And legs!!






Obviously you two have never seen a picture of me.  







5/20/2006 8:37:22 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
bikers have the best butts!



And legs!!





That's why Mrs. M4arc doesn't complain when I ride 4-5 times a week
5/20/2006 8:37:50 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
bikers have the best butts!



And legs!!






Obviously you two have never seen a picture of me.  


Well, in that case, post a pic of yourself in your bicycle shorts.  We'll do our best not to objectify you.  
5/20/2006 9:06:39 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
It's the clogs.  It gets us every time.






WW
5/20/2006 9:22:12 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
bikers have the best butts!



And legs!!






Obviously you two have never seen a picture of me.  


Well, in that case, post a pic of yourself in your bicycle shorts.  We'll do our best not to objectify you.  



I'm so not falling for that  
5/20/2006 11:46:07 AM EDT
[#17]
He's a plum smuggler in that spandex...don't fall for it...  

5/20/2006 12:53:25 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
bikers have the best butts!



And legs!!






Obviously you two have never seen a picture of me.  


Well, in that case, post a pic of yourself in your bicycle shorts.  We'll do our best not to objectify you.  



I'm so not falling for that  

In that case, we will absolutely objectify you.  Now will you post the pic?
5/20/2006 2:20:54 PM EDT
[#19]
So today, me and my friends were riding around in the car and we honked at some biker with a huge ass and laughed mockingly.  Poor clueless sap thought it was a compliment.
5/20/2006 2:37:01 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
So today, me and my friends were riding around in the car and we honked at some biker with a huge ass and laughed mockingly.  Poor clueless sap thought it was a compliment.



I KNEW IT !!!




5/20/2006 3:10:02 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
bikers have the best butts!



And legs!!






Obviously you two have never seen a picture of me.  




I am pretty sure I have.
I recall a picture of someone standing in front of a garage (or something) in spandex with a bike. Now I am not positive it was you, but pretty sure it was.
And yes, please post it again.
5/20/2006 3:11:45 PM EDT
[#22]
come on, claus

post that pic of you from your faculty page before i do

5/20/2006 4:09:19 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:



Obviously you two have never seen a picture of me.  




I am pretty sure I have.
I recall a picture of someone standing in front of a garage (or something) in spandex with a bike. Now I am not positive it was you, but pretty sure it was.
And yes, please post it again.




Dang, your memory IS good.  

I've only got one picture of myself by my bike (that my wife took last year), so I might as well post it again if I've already posted it before.

Plus, I'm posting this in the hope that diabolical_chicken will show mercy and not post the pretentious B/W picture from my faculty page.



Not sure what's up with the weird expression.  Either I'm squinting because I just took off my shades, or I just farted
5/21/2006 3:31:48 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:



Obviously you two have never seen a picture of me.  




I am pretty sure I have.
I recall a picture of someone standing in front of a garage (or something) in spandex with a bike. Now I am not positive it was you, but pretty sure it was.
And yes, please post it again.




Dang, your memory IS good.  

I've only got one picture of myself by my bike (that my wife took last year), so I might as well post it again if I've already posted it before.

Plus, I'm posting this in the hope that diabolical_chicken will show mercy and not post the pretentious B/W picture from my faculty page.

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=47067

Not sure what's up with the weird expression.  Either I'm squinting because I just took off my shades, or I just farted



I am a mother. I have to have a good memory, so I can keep everything straight!

And YES! that is the picture I was remembering.
5/23/2006 4:47:32 PM EDT
[#25]

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Well damn, no wonder they were whistling.  They wanted to pet that badger on your head.
5/23/2006 5:29:45 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Plus, I'm posting this in the hope that diabolical_chicken will show mercy and not post the pretentious B/W picture from my faculty page.




but i LIKE the pretentious picture from your faculty page  

but i wont post it if you dont want it posted  
5/23/2006 7:02:36 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
So today, me and my friends were riding around in the car and we honked at some biker with a huge ass and laughed mockingly.  Poor clueless sap thought it was a compliment.



...I don't even know what to type...I'm laughing so fu*&ing hard I'm in tears....I wanna live in some tactical commune with you whack jobs....I can't cook or clean real well, but I'll take first watch while we wait for the ATF.
5/23/2006 8:22:45 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=47126





Well damn, no wonder they were whistling.  They wanted to pet that badger on your head.



And that's NOT the pretentious picture
5/23/2006 8:48:58 PM EDT
[#29]
You shave your legs too?

See Team.
5/23/2006 9:33:01 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
You shave your legs too?

See Team.



You know, I almost posted in that thread to clarify that I have NEVER shaved my legs.  


5/24/2006 3:07:28 AM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You shave your legs too?

See Team.



You know, I almost posted in that thread to clarify that I have NEVER shaved my legs.  






Chicks dig clogs and windmills.

Roll with it.

5/24/2006 3:36:02 AM EDT
[#32]
Prof, I once thanked a construction worker for bending over.
I *thought* my window was rolled up. It was, just not all the way. When he replied, "You're welcome" and winked and smiled, my face burst into flames and stayed like that for hours.

Roll with it. They were OBVIOUSLY more brazen that I....
5/24/2006 6:04:59 AM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:


I've only got one picture of myself by my bike (that my wife took last year), so I might as well post it again if I've already posted it before.

Plus, I'm posting this in the hope that diabolical_chicken will show mercy and not post the pretentious B/W picture from my faculty page.

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=47067

Not sure what's up with the weird expression.  Either I'm squinting because I just took off my shades, or I just farted



Acid reflux.