Posted: 5/8/2006 1:54:30 PM EDT
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OK, I'm sure most of y'all have seen this before (it's at least the fourth time it's made it's way to my inbox), but for the ones who haven't: ================================ Texas A&M Research News Update Dec. 2005 Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.  At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked his ass. 
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Ok, I snickered. Men..I'll just never understand them. After reading threads on this site for almost 2 years, it still amazes me what men come up with. You want nice sized, firm boobies on your woman but yet you want to see a woman jiggle when she runs. Don't you understand that the two DON'T GO TOGETHER? The main cause of sagging amongst women is not wearing a bra that is supportive enough. sigh...sorry...my mind is a little melded..I just saw the "I milked my wife's breasts" and found that many men suckle from their wife's breasts while she's nursing...at the same time as the baby. Excuse me while I go throw up in my mouth a little. |
<------------HORRIFIED Freaks...this damn place is full of freaks.... |
Sure they do, they go great on 20-26 year olds. That why we upgrade so often 
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WTF,O?!? That's just not clean. I'm [im]patiently waiting my turn, trying to turn Junior on to steaks and ribs. That said, daisy, who was it that posted the link to the new super bra where you could watch them jiggling a few months back? Wasn't me, and that threat went at least 7 pgs. The jiggling thing isn't my "#1 favorite," though...... it's the protrusions.  Hey, we men have to deal with protrusions in the crotch zone, which can sometimes be quite embarrassing. But from most everything I've ever heard from women, they like a tight and/or bulging crotch on a guy. Goose, meet gander. This is our thing. |
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BTW, one of my favorite all-time movie quotes, which also works great on my wife (who's a HUGE Steve Martin fan): Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here....... in the frozen food section. Shaldeen: Why is that? Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Because you could melt all this stuff. |
Altruism at its finest. 
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Hey, that was Jen, not me. That was *so* not work friendly. I wish I had protrusion problems...my girls just don't get cold too often. Good thing though, imagine if they did? These things could stop traffic. |
Actually, it was NOT me, it was hrt4me. I wouldn't post something like that. |
Well, *I* do. That's so friggin' hawt, it's not even funny. One of my best friends is about six years older than me, and she loves guys with crotch bulges, esp in denim. It's one of her turn-ons. I'm no different, except it's girls with shirt protrusions. I'm a glutton for punishment. I'm like "Poke my eyes out, baby! Oh yeah, poke 'em out!"
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Sorry, Jen. I could have sworn it was you. <tail between legs> |
here': read and barf vomit worthy link |
Holy smokes thats just not right. If I did that to Mrs. Rabidfox, I would have been in the ICU with a GSW to the ASS! By the way, congrats on post #3K! 
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(no, I am not very sure of what my point is!  )
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It's one of those unexplained mysteries of the human condition? Yes, I'm talkin out my ass here at this point!
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You're sure it's your ass you're talking out of? |
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