My mother-in-law sent me this. I thought it was pretty "cute" (whatever that means) and that I should maybe share it with all you ladies...........
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
from the mouths of babes...
Mr. Smith went to the Doctor’s office to collect his wife’s test results.
Receptionist: “I’m sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife’s. Frankly, that’s either bad or terrible.”
Mr. Smith: “What do you mean?”
Receptionist:"Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife.”
Mr. Smith: “That’s terrible! What am I supposed to do now?”
Receptionist: “The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town; and if she finds her way home, don’t f*ck her.”