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Posted: 2/6/2006 9:52:18 AM EDT

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage

Posted: 2/6/2006 10:19:57 AM EDT

[#1]

Kind of

Posted: 2/7/2006 1:24:42 AM EDT

[#2]

I guess you had to be there

Posted: 2/9/2006 5:34:37 AM EDT

[#3]

Hey! I got it.
(Of course my "Baby" say's I'm very "gehy" to be so heterosexual!)
I guess I'm just one of them "Oprah Whinny sensitive types!"

Hessian-1

Posted: 2/10/2006 5:48:53 AM EDT

[#4]

They don't make kosher bacon do they?

Posted: 2/10/2006 5:55:43 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage

I suppose it depends on the size of the sausage!!

Posted: 2/10/2006 6:05:23 AM EDT

[#6]

How positively true.

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