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Posted: 1/19/2006 7:46:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:52:09 PM EDT






wait, im exactly YOUR age
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:56:26 PM EDT
34 old? Bah.

I wouldn't go back, and do over ANY of the years from 17-35.

Life gets interesting in your 30's, and by then you have the maturity and money to enjoy it.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 7:59:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:02:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:04:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
I just realized that when we have kids, I'll have to have someone carry my oxygen tank and roll my wheelchair down to their high school graduation.



Oh yeah? Well I'll still be ordering kids meals, with my AARP card.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:27:24 PM EDT
What the hell? You're not 34, you look younger.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 9:36:31 PM EDT
Ah, I remember the shock in November as the Target clerk (about 17) asked me if I was interested in their Visa card. She told me how points can go to my children's (don't have children yet) or grandchildren's school. Er um, wait a minute - I'm only 35! Grandkids? What? I was too floored to say anything other than I don't have children and wasn't interested.

Someday I'll think of a witty reply for those situations. Hubby gave me a big hug and made me feel better though.

Don't let it get to ya.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 9:56:37 PM EDT
If you need help with that Ben Gay rub down I'm right ov............

*looks around and notices that I'm in da wimmins forum*

*slinks off meekly to corner*

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 1:33:36 AM EDT
hehe...

old woman!



You're not really old, just seasoned. Like a really really fine wine. Yeah, that's it. You're broken in, that's all.

Should I stop?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:30:55 AM EDT
You want me to make you a cake.......



With black icing and lots of tombstones and such, maybe toss in a little rocking chair.....



Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:44:51 AM EDT
Aw, don't feel bad. Age is just a number. I just can't get anyone to believe I'm 45 and have a 19 year old.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:48:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
I just realized that when we have kids, I'll have to have someone carry my oxygen tank and roll my wheelchair down to their high school graduation.



Awww come on, having kids in your mid to late 30's is FUN! They keep you feeling young. That is until they finally crash at night then all the stresses of the day hit your body like a ton of bricks and you feel twice your age.

Just kidding, it isn't that bad.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 3:03:40 AM EDT
She called you OLD and you DIDN'T slap the SNOT out of her????


You're slipping....happens as you get old...or so I'm told...wouldn't know PERSONALLY, mind you....

Love you...Mean it.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 3:10:04 AM EDT
Sweetie, don't know ya, seen the pics before though. In 17 years that girl will pray she has half the beauty you do now and prob then too. You're a D.D.G. 34 y/o, don't let some teeenage girl influence your self image.

Shit, throw up some pics sister.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 4:30:55 AM EDT
You're 34??? DAMN

I just realized something last night myself. In barely more than 10 years I'll be 40.

You have a job???
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:10:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:15:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
32, not 34, but I might as well be. After the big 3-0, it all runs together, straight downhill. I will say in my own age defense, that I still get carded for alchohol, smokes, spray paint, gambling, and sometimes the periodical lottery ticket.




32, heck you dont look a day over 50...... J/K with ya, you look great.

I am going to 40 in March, ya, really looking forward to that....
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:28:40 AM EDT
Honey, I'll be 39 in a month. Wanna know how I feel about that???

Perfectly fine.

really.

FINE.

<goes off to slit wrists while thinking about kittens>
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:30:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Honey, I'll be 39 in a month. Wanna know how I feel about that???

Perfectly fine.

really.

FINE.

<goes off to slit wrists while thinking about kittens>



39 is a good age...I intend to stay parked there until I am 60 and then I'll claim to be 40!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:40:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:40:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Honey, I'll be 39 in a month. Wanna know how I feel about that???

Perfectly fine.

really.

FINE.

<goes off to slit wrists while thinking about kittens>



39 is a good age...I intend to stay parked there until I am 60 and then I'll claim to be 40!



Every time I look in the mirror I swear to god I see another line around my eye.

Soon I'm going to need an airbrush artist to give me a once over before I leave the house in the AM!

I'm going to go cry.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:41:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
Mmmmmmmmm . . . 39. Early on in the perfect range. <rubs hands with delight>



Yes, Beekeep...39 AND voluptuous. Don't mess your keyboard.

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:42:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:46:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Honey, I'll be 39 in a month. Wanna know how I feel about that???

Perfectly fine.

really.

FINE.

<goes off to slit wrists while thinking about kittens>



39 is a good age...I intend to stay parked there until I am 60 and then I'll claim to be 40!



Every time I look in the mirror I swear to god I see another line around my eye.

Soon I'm going to need an airbrush artist to give me a once over before I leave the house in the AM!

I'm going to go cry.



and let's not forget the grey hairs that just seem to appear out of nowhere! Damn I will be 40 in 2 weeks... GULP! is there anyway to stop time?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:48:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrsGungho:

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Honey, I'll be 39 in a month. Wanna know how I feel about that???

Perfectly fine.

really.

FINE.

<goes off to slit wrists while thinking about kittens>



39 is a good age...I intend to stay parked there until I am 60 and then I'll claim to be 40!



Every time I look in the mirror I swear to god I see another line around my eye.

Soon I'm going to need an airbrush artist to give me a once over before I leave the house in the AM!

I'm going to go cry.



and let's not forget the grey hairs that just seem to appear out of nowhere! Damn I will be 40 in 2 weeks... GULP! is there anyway to stop time?



That's my only saving grace, Mrs GH...I'm blonde, and the greys are few and far between.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:44:52 AM EDT
I'm 32. The average age for my store is *maybe* 18. All the kids think I'm in my mid 20's... I can't possibly be over 30, because I don't have a wheel chair or an oxygen tank. Bunch of dumb asses, I hope they remember this shit when they hit 30.

Just give her the finger and tell her that you'll remember her when you're buying the second round when you go out for drinks later tonight.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:06:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:

Originally Posted By MrsGungho:


and let's not forget the grey hairs that just seem to appear out of nowhere! Damn I will be 40 in 2 weeks... GULP! is there anyway to stop time?



That's my only saving grace, Mrs GH...I'm blonde, and the greys are few and far between.



<innocently>
GREY????
What is this "grey" of which you speak??????
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 9:18:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
I was at work tonight and one of the teeny boppers that works there came up to me as I was leaving and said 'Jen, are you going to come to my birthday party next week? I'll be turning 17...I don't think anyone will care if old people come, too".

Old people?!?! WTF? her


<blank stare for about 10 seconds> hour




As Indiana Jones said: "It's not the years, it's the mileage." And judging by your pictures, you are very low mileage. Have you been stored winters?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 10:20:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Honey, I'll be 39 in a month.



oh my god, I just realized I will be 49 in 3 months! You gals are all just babes (ya, the guys will all agree on that, but I meant babies!)
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 1:13:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Honey, I'll be 39 in a month. Wanna know how I feel about that???


WTF? Not you're not.

Am I going crazy? No one looks their age around here.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:25:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrsGungho:
and let's not forget the grey hairs that just seem to appear out of nowhere!



the asian guy who does my nails asked about a month ago if i had gotten highlights--i said no, thats just gray
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:56:03 PM EDT
My blonde hair seems to hide my grey hairs. I know they are there though.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 4:18:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By diabolical_chicken:

Originally Posted By MrsGungho:
and let's not forget the grey hairs that just seem to appear out of nowhere!



the asian guy who does my nails asked about a month ago if i had gotten highlights--i said no, thats just graygrey





Luv ya babe
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 4:37:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 4:56:03 PM EDT
Like, maybe you could be chaperone???

[older than you so STFU ]
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 5:24:02 PM EDT
My wife just turned 29. Any sense of humor she may have had about her being old (she's a whopping 4 months older than I am ) has evaporated. This, of course, makes those jokes irresistable to me. I'll probably not live to see what it feels like to be that old.....
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 7:12:57 PM EDT

It was a Very Good Year

When I was seventeen
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for small town girls
And soft summer nights
We’d hide from the lights
On the village green
When I was seventeen

When I was twenty-one
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for city girls
Who lived up the stair
With all that perfumed hair
And it came undone
When I was twenty-one

When I was thirty-five
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for blue-blooded girls
Of independent means
We’d ride in limousines
Their chauffeurs would drive
When I was thirty-five

But now the days grow short
I’m in the autumn of the year
And now I think of my life as vintage wine
from fine old kegs
from the brim to the dregs
And it poured sweet and clear
It was a very good year

It was a mess of good years

Come here Little Girl!

I have some candy for you and all of your cute little friends.

(Continues reading How to Act Like An Old Geezer For Dummies)
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:08:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:22:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ms_embroidery:

Originally Posted By daisywench:
Honey, I'll be 39 in a month.



oh my god, I just realized I will be 49 in 3 months! You gals are all just babes (ya, the guys will all agree on that, but I meant babies!)



I am 2 months your senior, thought I would let you hear that, I AM the geezer granny here! One month to go

I hate every minute remembering.

Thanks Sp1grrl for reminding me. Your the same age as my daughter. Excuse me while I don't feel too sad for you
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:47:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:53:50 PM EDT
I see some gray hairs when I get a haircut.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 9:27:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/20/2006 9:28:46 PM EDT by wifeofgunnut]
Well, if you are thirty-two, you are REALLY twenty-two. Fourty is the new thirty. That means the seventeen year old is still being breast fed!!!!

ETA - I can't spell.



Link Posted: 1/20/2006 9:35:00 PM EDT
Soo.....is she hot?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 9:49:47 PM EDT



Sucks don't it
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 10:58:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 6:04:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 9:38:29 AM EDT
You're not old.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 9:48:05 AM EDT
WELL THE LAST PART WAS FUNNY, LOL
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 12:23:55 PM EDT
When I was 26, one of my students suggested that I get a dog... because at my age, I shouldn't live alone.

My grandmother turned 39 and stayed there. My dad always said it was kinda embarrassing having to explain to people why he was older than his mother...

And for those of you in fear of your 35th or 40th birthdays... BAH! I am MUCH HAPPIER and MUCH BETTER OFF in so many ways than I was at either of those ages. (Of course, when I hit 50 in 5 years, it wll be while kicking and screaming...)

And a word of advice: Don't hold at 29 or 39. As a matter of fact, don't even turn 29 or 39!!! If you plan to hold, hold at 28 or 38. Even if you plan to age gracefully, do 28 or 38 twice, skip the 9's, and move on to 30 or 40. When you say you are 29 or 39, everyone is convinced you're lying, anyway...

Link Posted: 1/22/2006 6:08:59 AM EDT
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