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2/13/2010 10:47:33 AM EDT
For obvious reasons the fatties where the first to go.
2/13/2010 10:51:07 AM EDT
[#1]
You're like a giant cock blocking robot, like developed in a secret fucking government lab.
2/13/2010 10:51:52 AM EDT
[#2]
Nut up or shut up !
2/13/2010 10:53:20 AM EDT
[#3]
IBTL
2/13/2010 10:53:30 AM EDT
[#4]
You wanna' see how hard I can punch?
2/13/2010 10:55:41 AM EDT
[#5]
Saw it three times in the theater and just watched it again last night on dvd.,

Awesome.

2/13/2010 10:57:04 AM EDT
[#6]
I tried my best to like this movie but ended up falling asleep in the middle. Took it back to red box and was glad I only spent a dollar on it.
2/13/2010 10:57:44 AM EDT
[#7]
GOD BLESS REDNECKS ARFCOMMERS!!!!!!
2/13/2010 10:58:40 AM EDT
[#8]
If I had the bunny/pancake thing handy I would use it.
2/13/2010 10:59:36 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
If I had the bunny/pancake thing handy I would use it.


2/13/2010 11:02:46 AM EDT
[#10]
#22  "When in doubt, know your way out"
2/13/2010 11:05:27 AM EDT
[#11]
Rule #18- Limber up
2/13/2010 11:05:52 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
You're like a giant cock blocking robot, like developed in a secret fucking government lab.


This may have been my favorite line in the movie
2/13/2010 11:11:52 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Rule #18- Limber up


Don't belive in it. Did you ever see a lion limber up before a kill?
2/13/2010 11:36:32 AM EDT
[#14]
Beware of bathrooms

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2/13/2010 11:38:49 AM EDT
[#15]
Rule #2 – The Double Tap.

You think it’s dead (technically it was before you shot it), one more makes 100% sure.
2/13/2010 11:52:43 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
You wanna' see how hard I can punch?


That was like, 45%.
2/13/2010 11:53:39 AM EDT
[#17]
SEAT BELTS!!!
2/13/2010 11:55:09 AM EDT
[#18]
Maybe you can just eat around the buckshot?
2/13/2010 12:09:40 PM EDT
[#19]
Don't remember the EXACT quote... Something along the lines of:
"Believe it or not... Twinkies have an expiration date.  One day, the needle on the world's Twinkies gauge is going to be on empty".
2/13/2010 12:16:34 PM EDT
[#20]
Rule #4 Ziplock bags..
2/13/2010 12:18:50 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
If I had the bunny/pancake thing handy I would use it.


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2582/4029125396_2ac14ec1e5.jpg


Zombieland... the movie.  Rent it, don't take it seriously, love it!!
2/13/2010 12:18:56 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Rule #4 Ziplock bags..


Rule 2 was ziplok bags but it was removed from the movie......

(my guess is due to liscencing issues with ziplock)
2/13/2010 12:21:23 PM EDT
[#23]
Believe it or not, Twinkies DO have a shelf life. Rule #87

And........The Double Tap.
2/13/2010 12:21:57 PM EDT
[#24]
More beer.
2/13/2010 12:29:49 PM EDT
[#25]
FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.
2/13/2010 12:30:25 PM EDT
[#26]
#22 "When in doubt, know your way out"
2/13/2010 12:31:44 PM EDT
[#27]
So anyone else notice when he is setting up mags in the booth for the zombie holocost scene , the mags he sets up are not the right ones for the guns he is shooting?

( at least I was pretty sure they were not when I saw it in the theater)
2/13/2010 12:35:02 PM EDT
[#28]
wtf?

2/14/2010 2:44:12 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
So anyone else notice when he is setting up mags in the booth for the zombie holocost scene , the mags he sets up are not the right ones for the guns he is shooting?

( at least I was pretty sure they were not when I saw it in the theater)


Tallahassee had a 1911 and a 9mm Hi-cap (SIG?)  the magazines he sets up were for both pistols.

"Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?"

David
2/14/2010 2:58:27 PM EDT
[#30]
Going to introduce some friends to this movie tonight
2/14/2010 3:02:56 PM EDT
[#31]
You have to get a gun and learn how to use it.
2/14/2010 3:04:42 PM EDT
[#32]
This is exciting, you're going to learn who to call.

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2/14/2010 3:13:00 PM EDT
[#33]
2/14/2010 3:13:38 PM EDT
[#34]
Im watching this tonight!
2/14/2010 3:13:57 PM EDT
[#35]
Zombieland Rules!
2/14/2010 3:21:28 PM EDT
[#36]
I just really couldn't fathom why Eisenberg ran around with a side by side the majority of the movie.  Was it a directorial decision to make sure he didn't look bad ass  compared to Woody?  He knew how to survive fairly well in Zamerica but his weapon of choice had to be reloaded too often.  At the least they could have given him an 18" Wingmaster.  That would have made plenty of sense and not had and given a wood grain stock wouldn't have made him look like a hard core zombie killer.
2/14/2010 3:37:01 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Rule #2 – The Double Tap.

You think it’s dead (technically it was before you shot it), one more makes 100% sure.

Actually, anchor shot.
2/14/2010 3:52:52 PM EDT
[#38]
Stupid little spit-fuck..
2/14/2010 3:54:44 PM EDT
[#39]
i missed this in theaters.  Need to see it now that it is out on DVD
2/14/2010 3:55:40 PM EDT
[#40]
2/14/2010 4:00:40 PM EDT
[#41]
rule #2- Double Tap
2/14/2010 4:02:27 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Rule #18- Limber up


Ever see a lion "limber up" before it takes down a gazel?
2/14/2010 6:43:37 PM EDT
[#43]
You got a purdy mouth......Bam!!!  
2/14/2010 6:45:59 PM EDT
[#44]
"That's still a little tender."
2/14/2010 6:47:50 PM EDT
[#45]
Looks like half of arfcom wont survive the zombie apocalypse based on that rule.
2/14/2010 6:51:34 PM EDT
[#46]

2/14/2010 7:34:56 PM EDT
[#47]
I thought you were Eddie Van Halen.
2/14/2010 7:36:43 PM EDT
[#48]
So, whatdayah think, zombie kill of the week?
2/14/2010 7:38:02 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
I thought you were Eddie Van Halen.



I just saw Eddie Van Halen at The Hollywood Bowl.
2/14/2010 7:41:50 PM EDT
[#50]
"Garfield maybe"
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