[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Fun With Urban Dictionary.com (Page 1 of 2)
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lets have some fun. go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your name (or screen name for the paranoid) then post what it says on here. ill go first Dan A man of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining in a way as to prevoke violent and uncontrolled outbursts of laughter. Tothemax The condensed version of to the max, usually used when you're speaking really fast or can't be bothered to use the space bar. |
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Joe Chicago Term for greeting a person or calling someone if you don't know their name. Even if you do know their name, you still call them Joe. What's up Joe. Man, Joe, we went to this juke party last night... Fearless Leader Joking refernce to one of the characters on the television cartoon Rocky and Bullwinkle. May be used to refer satiricly to one's boss or some other authority figure or someone who is in a leadership role. I don't necessarily need to lead this hike. You can be fearless leader for a change,it's fine with me. |
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Well this turned out surprisingly well. Derek Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A Derek is a hotty with a killer body.Suzie: ahh man! look at him,.. hes such a Derek!! Izzle: O my gosh! I can never stop thinking about him, hes such a Derek! Marisa: I LOVE HIM! TheMessiah Me. Hello, I am the Messiah. Oh no? Well Hell for you then. |
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Thoughtcrime
Orwellion concept. A crime that you are guilty of because you are THINKING of doing something bad. (i.e. In 1984's Oceania, spending time alone is almost a crime because it's considered odd, and odd people are a threat to a stable environment such as theirs.) also, see patriot act. (i.e. when you check anarchist cookbook out from the library or something, the gov might have the right to go into your home and tap your phone and computer. And it's all perfectly legal since you might be a terrorist.) like I said, patriot act. |
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dale
An amazing guy who is super sexy and really smart. He is fun and whity and can some times be grumpy. He has serious mood swings but is mostly happy. If your boyfriend is a dale then you are really really really lucky because Dale's are great guys. He fights for what he wants. If dale gets mad you better whatch out because he can be dangerous. All around he is pretty great. "He definitely just pulled a Dale" Wow! That is exactly right! 
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Urban Dictionary FTMFW!!!!
1. cavalry scout : fears nothing, regrets nothing. the hardest, toughest soldiers in the army. one who gets better than 70 virgins when he dies–– a one way ticket to fiddler's green god couldn't hack osut 2. cavalry scout :the shit, the REAL men God THINKS hes CAV 
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Patrick 2511 up, 690 down love it hate it
buy patrick mugs, tshirts and magnets All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God. "Damn, my girl got snatched..." "Kick his ass dude!" "Nah man... it was Patrick bro" "Awww shit... leave it alone, that fucker will kill you" "I didn't know Jesus went to this school" "Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Patrick. But they are easily confused" madcap 47 up, 4 down love it hate it buy madcap mugs, tshirts and magnets Capricious and whimsical; CRAZY Joe: That concert was so madcap Bo: Totally |
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Obama 9658 up, 2926 down
buy obama mugs, tshirts and magnetsNo real definition for this word is possible at this time. Check back in 4 years by then a consensus by have formed. Each person projects his personal beliefs and values onto this word, and a standard meaning isn't possible at this time. Is Obama Ronald Reagan, or Jimmy Carter. savor fraud reagan carter ? by mikie the yorkie Apr 20, 2008 share this 2. Obama 8866 up, 5454 down buy obama mugs, tshirts and magnetsThe Messiah for brain-dead Democrats. No matter what he says, no matter what he does, they'll worship the great Obama. obama messiah democrat brain-dead worship zealots by plasmacobalt Jul 10, 2008 share this 3. Obama 3601 up, 1170 down buy obama mugs, tshirts and magnetsA term for taking from one group and giving to another with no rhyme or reason, other than to buy votes. Welfare, food stamps or similar socialistic programs. I got my Obama check today. I gonna go buy some cigarettes and beer now. welfare theif food stamps socialism liar by gsesos Oct 27, 2008 share this |
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Marcus Someone sexually stunning, fly, and incredibly well dressed with many talents, in and out of the bedroom. Everyone wants him. Someone who is hella fine and has an extremely large penis. A man who takes huge dumps. A smart, sweet, intellectual, sexy, loving and caring man with eyes so deep you can stare into his soul. |
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Tom Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs. Girl 1: *Cries*
Girl 2: What's wrong?! Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so... Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know. |
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dale
An amazing guy who is super sexy and really smart. He is fun and whity and can some times be grumpy. He has serious mood swings but is mostly happy. If your boyfriend is a dale then you are really really really lucky because Dale's are great guys. He fights for what he wants. If dale gets mad you better whatch out because he can be dangerous. All around he is pretty great. Mushroomhead Known for its theatrical live show and the black masks that most of its members wear on stage, Mushroomhead is one of the more unique and adventurous alternative metal outfits that emerged in the 1990s. And the Cleveland band's music is as interesting as its image; Mushroomhead's forceful yet melodic alterna-metal incorporates elements of hip-hop, punk, and goth rock as well as industrial and techno. The members of Mushroomhead have been performing incognito since 1993, when drummer Skinny founded the band. At first, Mushroomhead was only meant to be a side project. Its members were playing in various local bands at the time, and they wore the blacks masks (which look like a cross between S&M/bondage masks and World War I gas masks) so that people wouldn't recognize them. The only Mushroomhead member who doesn't wear a black mask opts for Kiss-like clown makeup instead. After a few years, Mushroomhead became one of Cleveland's top local attractions — and its members kept wearing the masks when they saw how intriguing people found them to be. Mushroomhead's self-titled debut album was released independently in 1995, followed by Superbuick in 1996 and M3 in 1999. The Midwesterners signed with Eclipse in 2000, and their next album, XX, came out the following year. In 2001, Mushroomhead's members included drummer/founder Skinny, lead vocalists J. Mann and Jeffrey Nothing, guitarists Bronson and Gravy, keyboardist Shmotz, bassist Pig Benis, and sample provider Stitch when they signed to Universal Records to rerelease XX. Mushroomhead fucking rocks! Wow both of those are accurate!!!! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Damn, they got it right!
Nick: The hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet. usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is alwyas condfident about himself. can kick almost anyones ass and is quite a gentleman. always get with a nick, you will alwyas be pleased. "man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick." "must have been a NIck" |
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Matt: ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Matt_The_Hokie: not defined but you can extrapolate from there. |
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Skunk Ape
The Skunk Ape is one of the most dangerous creatures known to man. The Skunk Ape got its name from its huge body and its awful odor. It lives in the state of Florida, where it has been sighted many times. The Skunk Ape is most deadly in the dark, where it gains all of its powers, in the daytime it is slowed down by its anti-photosynthetic cells. It has lunarsynthetic cells, which when energy is sent to it from the moonlight, its abilities increase 10 fold. With a raging torrent of energy flowing through its body, it is able to compress it's body and stretch its limbs, bones, and organs, to grab, strangle, and even simulate teleportation, by its fast stretching, it seems as though it has teleported. The skunk ape reproduces asexually; by laying eggs, thus limiting its genetic versatility. This is the main reason the skunk ape has not evolved and retains its ancient mystic powers. The egg of the skunk ape is generally the size of a human head. The egg is green in color, and tends to glow in the dark. When a Skunk Ape is seen the best thing to do is to arm yourself with any type of light. Flashlights and camera flashes work effectively in this situation, camera flashes stun and blind the skunk ape. The best option is to keep your eye and your light on it, if the light leaves it's fur for one second he could appear behind your back, and it's lights out for you. I was at my friends house, and I noticed a skunk ape was peering through the window. |
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Stephen
Greek in origin, I've come to the conclusion that Stephen is just about the coolest male name. Whether it's prnounced 'Stef-an' or 'Steve-en' doesn't matter, it's just awesome. Steph and Stevie are also the coolest nicknames. Some famous Stephens include Stephen King, Stephen Fry, and Stephen Hawking. Stephen is an awesome name. Yeah, that sounds about right. |
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kevin
basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor. Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm. How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?. Sounds about right
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Taboot- Nonstandard variant of "to boot" used outside the American South. 1. Slang. An adverb indicating the presence of something additional to what precedes it that is a bonus and provides a kick.
Michael: A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and weird he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect. Michael a very cool person. One of these is right on. 
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Doug
The classic "boy next door" whom everyone loves, and gets along with. He has it all. He is handsome, talented, intelligent, popular and kind. He's the type of guy that you trust completely and can tell anything to. Everyone crushes on him, and everyone wants to be his friend. Although he may seem like he has everything going for him, he is usually very unhappy and self-conscious, but does a good job of hiding it. Since he is a pretty good liar, he may be an actor or a politician. He may or may not have a rough/difficult home life. He has sought love and found it in all the wrong places. He could potentially fall in love with, and spend the rest of his life with, his best friend. Obviously I didn't post the gay Nickelodeon show description
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Josh Future ruler/ender of the world, often likes to destroy people by throwing busses full of children at them. Sometimes puppies are in place of children. Does not give a damn about what you think, and will pretty much eat your soul. He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good :) |
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This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be: Tao Chi The Great Spirit Chuck Norris Energy Infinity Sublime ect Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel. The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as ... |
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Whoever wrote this one is apparently a bitter and jealous loser.
Chad Def. 1. Chad- Noun. a person, male, that thinks he is the best- at anything and everything. Their skewed self-perception fills them with a false sense of sophistication and intelligence.
Outfitted in the latest fashion trend- Often polos, striped button-up shirts, sea shell necklaces etc. a Chad may be spotted sporting a fake tan, bleached teeth and gelled hair. Due to their common love of beer pong, shity acoustic guitar playing, possible Frat house background and generally annoying, repulsive demeanor they are often confused with a Bro. Chads often manage to attract good-looking but self-conscious girlfriends or "Place-Holders" by talking down to them and endlessly spouting off at the mouth about their own accomplishments. Hot, attractive, intelligent male. Known for his all American good looks, dry humor and sarcasm. Funny, witty and modest. Chad is a well rounded, great friend, boyfriend, husband, etc. He's so perfect, he's such a Chad. Beautiful, intelligent and sexy male, known for their genius and good looks.
talented Chad is so smart and amazing. |
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Robert The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match. That guy is so amazing... He must be a ROBERT. Kimberwarrior.... not defined yet.... Thats ok, the first entry says it all. |
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Michael - A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Michael a very cool person. mmsurber isn't defined yet. |
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"kap_x isn't defined yet, but these are close: 1. fucktard n.: A person, usually no older than 9, who posts a definition of someones name and/or directed to one person n.: Someone who replies to a definition of someone's name and/or a definition directed as a retort to another fucktard n.: A person who causes one to involuntarily say "what in the fuck" to onesself I wish I could be a 6-year-old fucktard and post a definition for a word after my mommy put in the password for AOL."  |
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Steve
A thong that is visable above the trouser line of a girl. A useful word when spotting a thong or pointing one out without the girl knowing. "Wow look at that steve over there!" Steve (short for Steven/Stephen) is a name associated with power and awesomeness. An Australian male with the name Steve should be praised constantly. Historians have noted that the name derives from a line of kings, sports stars and top blokes. It has been noted that philosophers in the mould of Nostradamus and Albert Einstein have stated that the name Steve should be put away because it would be difficult for any young male to have such a burden placed on their shoulders. However this theory was rebuked by the AOS (Association of Steve's) who correctly suggested that once a child is named Steve they can automatically take upon such a mantle, as with the name they are the recipient of much greatness, authority and laid-backednesss. Parents who embed their children with this hallowed name shall receive an all round champ of a son for their knowledgeable choice. My name is Steve All hail Steve, the almighty The coolest and sometimes most hairy. All the girls want him, much more than a Jesse. That guy is such a Steve. If he was a stoner, he would be a Jesse. The most cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is also very honest, and smart. The sun of your day, and the moon of your night. Just being around him makes you forget all your troubles of the day, as he replaces it with his sweet charm. No matter what, you can always rely on him, with whatever problems it may be, or even if it's jsut to warm up your day. "steve in the best person you will ever meet." In British culture: a working class man whose life revolves around beer, gambling, football, objectifying and degrading woman. Mainly builders, but also make up a large portion of the men in other working class/manual jobs. Darren: Arrgh, looks at the tits on that bird, I'd love to get balls deep in that dirty mare! Paul: You're such a Steve. |
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To ask for something (i.e. cigarettes, lighter, weed, rizla, money) and possibly pay for it at some other point in time, or hope that the person whom the object has been recieved from forgets about it or really couldn't a fuck. (NOTE: Unlikely)
"Is it alright if I basp a fucking ten off you?"
An acronym for the house of "Ben, Adam, Scott, and Pete," where some of Stevens Point's finest party. BASP has hosted several notable parties, including January 28th's CEOs and Corporate Hoes party. Dude, we got so fucking wasted at BASP last night, where were you? by ganz himself Apr 18, 2005 share this | ||
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The Mechanic
the mechanic is a sexual position where the guy slides under the girl like a mechanic under a car. she is on all fours and the guy is underneath. the guy bends his knees and puts his feet squarely on the bed. then pushed off his feet in order to thrust. 
ETA: Gary This is what the first entry said. 
The snail pet of the Sponge bob square pants. Gary is the underwater equivilant of a cat. Oh no! Gary is missing! |
Daniel  This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea. Other definitions are thought to be: Tao Chi The Great Spirit Chuck Norris Energy Infinity Sublime ect Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel. The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed. Daniel. Nothing else can describe him. ETA: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Daniel&defid=3028260 |
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Erik
The heterosexual way of spelling the name Eric. 
The name implies many meanings: -awesome beyond comparison (adj.) -stunningly handsome and suave (adj.) -able to attract large numbers of women without using any effort (verb) -able to do all things exceedingly well (verb) balki cock buy balki cock mugs, tshirts and magnets in general we consider this to be a frat boys penis Dude, I went to the frat last night, and there was mad balki cock around trying to get all up in my grill. WTF IS THIS SHIT..... 
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Chris 4142 up, 1571 down
buy chris mugs, tshirts and magnets A kid who is always up to party and have a good time Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes. chill cool bitchin chillax friggin sweet by 123cjm Jan 1, 2008 share this 2. chris 2904 up, 1096 down buy chris mugs, tshirts and magnets is a slang for huge cock like incredibly huge. oh man I wish I had a chris in me. magnum trogan wow sexy hottie dayum by gypsy.gypsy Jun 25, 2008 share this 3. chris 2788 up, 1140 down buy chris mugs, tshirts and magnets The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with. Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams! by hermionie Jun 14, 2005 share this NAILED IT! |
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LeRoy A one man army moment, charging in against all odds because the other players taking the damn thing too seriously.
Usually used in MMORPG's, such as World of Warcraft "Ok we need a bunch of casters to weaken the guys, we need support troops. Can you do a bit of number crunching here, give as a survval chance?" "LEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!" <––-this is when the one-man charge, or "leroy moment" happens "OK, he just ran in there... come on, help him!" Funny thing about that...used to play a 60th level Paladin in Everquest.
Strykewolf Strykewolf isn't defined yet.
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Gary
Oprah Winfrey's asshole. First used in South Park's episode 144 "A Million Little Fibers". Gary feels neglected because of a lack of attention from Oprah. Gary's best friend is Oprah's minge and wants nothing more than to see Paris. Gary speaks with an English accent.
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