Posted: 3/8/2002 4:56:48 PM EDT
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Hello everyone! Well, I haven't been posting because I moved. Yep, no more of the Biggest Little City in the World, I moved down to Phoenix/Mesa. Woah. Oh what a trip it was. I [b]was[/b] going to take Greyhound but I lost the ticket. No big deal I thought. So I call customer service: Chinese sounding lady with [b]THICK[/b]accent: Sir, weno refun tickit, you bery bad man four loosing tickit. No refun, no call agin. Me: But, Ma'am, I bought a ticket, lost it, and I can't get a refund? Or even a new ticket printed? CSLWTA: Sir, I hang up on you, bad man, tickit your prawblim. *Click* Fuck GreyHound. So I bought a plane ticket and ended up with an extra day to party while waiting for my flight. So I did. I met a nice girl named Jenny who after just 4 shots of Hot Damn 100 slipped me the tongue and said "You kiss just like my father". How nice it is. Well, I get down here and stayed a few nights with Sinistral Rifleman, who did an excellent series called Zombies Ate My Ninja which went grossly underappreciated. Now, I am working in AZEX Arms learning to gunsmith all because of AR15.com. I love you guys. That's it for now, I have to get back to work. |
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I rode the dog back in November. I had to pick up my car that was in storage. On the bus I learned the following things: A - just exactly what DOES HAPPEN to pretty boys in prison, B - that George W. Bush and Osama cooked up the whole September 11th thing as a publicity stunt, C - that Osama is in the US - possibly even on the bus I was riding, D - that you shouldn't anger an old lady with a cane, and E - Eubonics. Ahh, Greyhound... the proletariot chariot! |