My neighbor is a "lefty" of sorts (Obama bumper stickers, gung-ho socialized medicine, "guns should be banned", etc.).  

So
this past spring I put this sign up in my yard after one of his
anti-gun rants at a neighborhood cocktail party. The sign wasn't up
more than an hour before he called the police and wanted them to make
me take down the sign.

Fortunately, the
officer politely informed him that it was not their job to take such
action without a court order and that he had to file a complaint
"downtown" first, which would be reviewed by the city attorney to see
if it violated any city, county, or state ordinances, which if there
was a violation a court order would be sent to the offending



party (me) to "remove the sign in seven days".

After
several weeks he was informed that the sign was legal (by a quarter of
an inch) and there was nothing the city could do, which obviously made
him madder. I tried to smooth things over by inviting him to go
shooting with me and my friends at the hunt club but that seemed to
make him even more angry.

I then asked him
if he wanted to go to a Tea Party rally but again he declined my
outreach efforts to bring about abetter understanding between political
and social opponents.

I am at a loss how to reconcile our long relationship (notice I did not say friendship), any suggestions would be welcome.

Maybe
I'll ask him if he want to go deer hunting, which opens up November
1st, you know, just a bunch of guys running through the woods chasing
Bambi, then sitting around the campfire roasting marshmallows, drinking
beer, and singing our favorite country songs to the accompaniment of
Jake's harmonica (he is a better lawyer than a harmonica player but
don't tell him I told you).

I even made him a bumper sticker and that made him madder than he already was!

Anyway, that's life in our neck of the woods, how's about yours?