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Posted: 3/7/2002 2:11:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/7/2002 2:12:52 PM EDT by The_Macallan]
[url=http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A55008-2002Mar7.html]Sandra Bernhard[/url] "I'm an intelligent person from America," she riposted and launched a heated blast. "I was born in Michigan and raised in Arizona, and while I do reside in New York, I travel the country extensively. Any thinking person who lives in the world would be disturbed at what's going on right now. I think Bush is amateurish and self-serving, and frankly it's disgusting. I think everybody is covering their [posteriors] with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the fact that they should never have been in the White House in the first place. What happened in the election was completely corrupt." Oh yeah... how conVEEEENient that war was declared on us and four jetplane/bombs were dropped on American civilians. Must... not... ERRRGH... kill... her. Against... the... ERRRGH... law. Go... ERRRGHH... to... jail. ERRRGH.... Not... good.
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Link Posted: 3/7/2002 2:28:08 PM EDT
Why do we accord these Hollywood nitwits any relevance? She's obviously another brainless celebrity who functions without the benefit of reason.
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Link Posted: 3/7/2002 2:35:35 PM EDT
TaDa! Ron's a better man than I if he was tappin that festering skank...! [img]http://www.ronjeremy.com/gallery/Images/full/Sandra_Bernhard.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 2:38:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Schnert: Why do we accord these Hollywood nitwits any relevance? She's obviously another brainless celebrity who functions without the benefit of reason.
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Just because she is an actress gives her more believeabilty and credance when she says anything. But for me, Lloyd Grove and the rest of press is stupid, she no more an expert on anything than Anthony Edward who plays Dr. Mark Green on the television ER is a real doctor. These people are responsible for confusing the general public between reality and television and movies.
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Link Posted: 3/7/2002 2:43:25 PM EDT
ilikelegs.....man, that's funny, but sadly true. Schnert...the "we" is the braindead media, and soccer mom's. without them these types would never be heard. Let's take a poll! How many "pubes" can fit between her two front teeth?
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 2:46:15 PM EDT
Can only help W
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 2:46:20 PM EDT
Sandra Bernhard is a loudmouth "comedienne" who is loud and obscene to make up for the fact that when it comes to substance (and comedy) in her material and delivery, there is no there there. Like most Hollyweird/media types she is only driven by what makes her career go -right now. Stomping on the graves of three thousand innocent victims of the WTC/Pentagon massacres to make a point that will connect with her audience and get her publicity is a mere bagatelle for her, in order to keep her name in the papers. Remember, as Alice Cooper once said, bad press is always better than no press, and as Oscar Wilde said, it is better to be talked about, than not to be talked about at all. Hit the showers, Sandra - your fifteen minutes of fame ended long ago.
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 2:51:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/7/2002 2:53:01 PM EDT by Schnert]
I'd like to send all of these fine people to their own special island (read: exile). Perhaps we should give part of our nation to the Clinton's and Gray Davis types and the other to people who value the Constitution and free trade. Then we'll see which "half" prospers. P.S. Let's not bring the venerable Ron into this!
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 2:54:27 PM EDT
Schlongs everywhere cry in agony at the mention of the evil one's name!
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Link Posted: 3/7/2002 2:55:47 PM EDT
The goddamned bride of Chuckie is more appealing. Is that bitch human?
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 3:07:14 PM EDT
She's about 3,057,985 beer woman![puke]
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 3:23:33 PM EDT
schnert...there ain't enough alcohol in the United States to get me next to that woman wannabe. [puke]
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 3:55:00 PM EDT
What I find so very interesting is that y'all bitch about how ugly she is instead of what she said. Maybe the femnazis were right, women really are judged by their T&A. I find her opinion to be moot anyway, because she is nothing more than an (piss-poor) entertainer. Hollyweird is one of the few places left on Earth that somebodu with no intrinsic talent, education, intelligence, or good looks can still make millions. You guys are only affording this idiot credibility by arguing what she says. Simply ignore what the Hollyweirds say and they will eventually shut-up. Seriously, I haven't met many people worth spending my time talking to who actually take anything they have to say seriously, even braindead socialists.
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Link Posted: 3/7/2002 8:24:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Noname: [img]http://www.ronjeremy.com/gallery/Images/full/Sandra_Bernhard.jpg[/img]
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[b]"Warthog Meets Hedgehog"[/b]
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 8:28:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/7/2002 8:28:46 PM EDT by cmjohnson]
Originally Posted By Schnert: I'd like to send all of these fine people to their own special island (read: exile).
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How about send them on a free vacation to the island of Doctor Moreau? [dracula] CJ
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Link Posted: 3/8/2002 2:20:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
Originally Posted By Noname: [img]http://www.ronjeremy.com/gallery/Images/full/Sandra_Bernhard.jpg[/img]
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[b]"Warthog Meets Hedgehog"[/b]
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He just likes celebrities. Even he wouldn't do her with your dick!
Link Posted: 3/8/2002 2:39:45 AM EDT
Damned.. and I thought Sandra Bernhard was that blond chick from "Wings".
Link Posted: 3/8/2002 2:58:22 AM EDT
She`s probably one step away from standing trial with Paula Poundstone.
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Link Posted: 3/8/2002 5:07:35 AM EDT
A pure waste of protoplasm, if you ask me! She looks like such a wasted crack-ho, that I can't even imagine that village whore Madonna doing her with Bill Clinton's ----! And that's saying a lot! Eric The(IfYouKnowWhatIMean!)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 3/8/2002 5:28:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By EricTheHun: She looks like such a wasted crack-ho, that I can't even imagine that village whore Madonna doing her with Bill Clinton's ----! Eric The(IfYouKnowWhatIMean!)Hun[>]:)]
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Why HUN !! (Has Scooter read this yet ?)
Link Posted: 3/8/2002 5:36:42 AM EDT
Miz Hun and I decided long ago that it would be best to [u]not[/u] teach Scooter how to use a computer. It was a good decision, as he has no thumbs and was quite unable to use the mouse! Eric The(ICoverHisEarsWhenCurseWordsAreSaidOnMovie­s,Too)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 3/8/2002 5:41:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Macallan: Must... not... ERRRGH... kill... her. Against... the... ERRRGH... law. Go... ERRRGHH... to... jail. ERRRGH.... Not... good.
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Thanks. I got a good laugh just from this... She is completely repulsive nonetheless.[:X*]
Link Posted: 3/8/2002 6:06:24 AM EDT
Sandra Bernhard's resume - The Catholic monks "vow of celibacy" pin-up girl. Better than a cold shower. Viagara in reverse. Known as a humane substitute for child molestors as compared to chemical (or physical) castration. Former Poster girl for the Teen Abstinence Awareness campaign (I say former as studies showed teens needed YEARS of sexual counselling after seeing her poster. The campaign was however EXTREMELY effective in preventing teen pregnancy, and she became known as the Human Condom) Inspiration for the phrase "If you can't impress people by saying anything smart, at least say it loud."
Link Posted: 3/8/2002 6:33:17 AM EDT
She's a quadruple bagger, for sure! (Double bag over your head, and a double bag over her head just in case yours falls off.) She's the sort that only the blind and deaf could love...but only if she doesn't smell. "What, you want me to take you home and have sex with you? There ain't enough beer in the bar to get me THAT drunk, lady!" She's the kind where if you really HAVE to, you'd better close the curtains and remove the lightbulbs so you don't have to see it. Not with YOUR weenie, I wouldn't! Even Bill Clinton may have reservations about that one. CJ
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