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1/21/2010 4:24:29 PM EDT
In light of all the Emo kid relationship threads I thought I'd post my own.



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I met this really hot girl almost 30 years ago and then married her.



I need to know the proper way to ask her to make me a Samich



Do I just say Please make me a samich, or May I have a Samich please.
1/21/2010 4:25:36 PM EDT
[#1]
IBW8WOW

In Before Whey8's Words Of Wisdom.

_MaH
1/21/2010 4:26:47 PM EDT
[#2]
IF you done trained her right she should KNOW when you want a sammich
1/21/2010 4:27:52 PM EDT
[#3]
there is no proper way to ask.  If she was proper... she would make you a sandwich with out the need for you to ask!


ETA: beat by 5 seconds!
1/21/2010 4:29:04 PM EDT
[#4]
lol
1/21/2010 4:57:26 PM EDT
[#5]
Harry: "Bitch go make me a samich!"
Mrs. "?"
Harry: "You heard me! Then go get naked!"
Mrs. ""
Harry: "Well"
Mrs: ""
Harry: "......."
Mrs: "You go get naked now! "
Harry: "Yes Mistress "

And no your not gona get your samich.
1/21/2010 5:22:52 PM EDT
[#6]
"Hey! That sammich ain't gonna make itself !"

Never worked for me, but I'm told it's the best way.
1/21/2010 7:18:04 PM EDT
[#7]
Snap fingers, woman.....samich now!!!