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1/21/2010 8:39:48 AM EDT
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/01/21/chavez_us_weapon_test_caused_haiti_earthquake.html

Russia Today: Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez has once again accused the United States of playing God. But this time it's Haiti's disastrous earthquake that he thinks the U.S. was behind. Spanish newspaper ABC quotes Chavez as saying that the U.S. navy launched a weapon capable of inducing a powerful earthquake off the shore of Haiti. He adds that this time it was only a drill and the final target is ... destroying and taking over Iran.


Jeez; this guy's like the little chihuahua that barks a lot; not a threat to anyone, but annoying as FCUK!!!
1/21/2010 8:43:10 AM EDT
[#1]
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His country is well on its way down the toilet.  He'll say anything at this point to distract the suffering Venezuelan people and make them thing the USA is a badguy instead of their own government.
1/21/2010 8:44:32 AM EDT
[#2]
Cool, I thought Chaney took the keys to the Haliburton Hurricane/Mind Control/Earthquake machine with him, did Obama get a locksmith?
1/21/2010 8:44:55 AM EDT
[#3]


1/21/2010 8:46:12 AM EDT
[#4]
Dick Cheney is not in the Navy.
1/21/2010 8:49:26 AM EDT
[#5]
I dunno about y'all. But I will be doing an Irish Jig when he gets the "Ceauşescu" treatment.

For those who do not know about Nicolae Ceauşescu...
1/21/2010 8:49:36 AM EDT
[#6]
Science.

You're doing it wrong.
1/21/2010 8:50:45 AM EDT
[#7]

Russia Today: Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez has once again accused the United States of playing God. But this time it's Haiti's disastrous earthquake that he thinks the U.S. was behind. Spanish newspaper ABC quotes Chavez as saying that the U.S. navy launched a weapon capable of inducing a powerful earthquake off the shore of Haiti. He adds that this time it was only a drill and the final target is ... destroying and taking over Iran.




Wrong dickhead.  You're next.
1/21/2010 8:52:27 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Science.

You're doing it wrong.


We're talking about Hugo Chavez here; I doubt he has a speck of science in that thick mass of congealed spam of a brain he has.
1/21/2010 8:54:09 AM EDT
[#9]
can we get a blackwater contract on that country?
1/21/2010 8:54:40 AM EDT
[#10]
If the Navy had such a device and used it, which country would be toast?

Haiti?

Venezuela?

Hmmmmmm.



Snappy dresser to boot.


1/21/2010 8:55:05 AM EDT
[#11]
Chavez.  In it for the lulz.





1/21/2010 8:55:06 AM EDT
[#12]
Dear Mr. Chavez,
The bad news: We will be using fuel-air explosives to level your presidential palace as soon as possible.

The good news: We sourced Venezuelan oil for the weapons.

Have a nice day.
1/21/2010 9:00:37 AM EDT
[#13]
I've been to Venezuela. There are very kind, hard working SANE people in Venezuela. Hugo Chavez sure as hell isn't one of them!!!
1/21/2010 9:04:36 AM EDT
[#14]
dude..  chavez..

come on man..

listen to yourself..    

if a US navy boat can cause a freaking earthquake..    doesnt that pretty much mean we can kick your sorry ass without even really tring..?


the crap your spewwing is starting to be a little counter productive.


1/21/2010 9:05:16 AM EDT
[#15]
Can we just nuke this jizz stain and get it over with
1/21/2010 9:05:38 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
I've been to Venezuela. There are very kind, hard working SANE people in Venezuela. Hugo Chavez sure as hell isn't one of them!!!


What parts did you visit?

Any parts of Zulia, Tachira, or Trujillo by any chance?
1/21/2010 9:06:30 AM EDT
[#17]
He looks like one of Curtis Sliwa's Guardian Angels..................lol..................


Quoted:
If the Navy had such a device and used it, which country would be toast?

Haiti?

Venezuela?

Hmmmmmm.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a288/callgood/chavez-ap-300.jpg?t=1264096683

Snappy dresser to boot.




1/21/2010 10:47:55 AM EDT
[#18]
sweet
1/21/2010 10:49:25 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
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His country is well on its way down the toilet.  He'll say anything at this point to distract the suffering Venezuelan people and make them thing the USA is a badguy instead of their own government.


My take, too.  Create hateful diversions to keep his own failed ass from criticism.

HH
1/21/2010 10:50:50 AM EDT
[#20]


out of

1/21/2010 10:53:09 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I've been to Venezuela. There are very kind, hard working SANE people in Venezuela. Hugo Chavez sure as hell isn't one of them!!!


What parts did you visit?

Any parts of Zulia, Tachira, or Trujillo by any chance?



No, just the coast and Caracas. Great country, can't say much for their President; but then I can't say much for ours!

1/21/2010 10:57:37 AM EDT
[#22]
Seriously this guy is like a cartoon character version of a commie bannana republic dictator. I keep expecting to see him get hit on the head with a mallet or a safe dropped on him.
1/21/2010 10:59:12 AM EDT
[#23]


Wish it were funny instead of tragic.
1/21/2010 11:38:38 AM EDT
[#24]
Next week's headline: CHAVEZ SAYS HIS FARTS CAN CURE CANCER
1/21/2010 11:42:46 AM EDT
[#25]
Is that from a RUSSIAN news cast?



(WTF......We don't have news agencies in the US that picked this up?)
1/21/2010 11:45:35 AM EDT
[#26]
So i accuse him of being a "Obessesive Compulsive Cock sucker" he just can't leave dick alone if he sees a another guy he's on it full slobber.

And since i am much more important in relation to the world than he is this above statement needs to make international news!!
1/21/2010 11:51:31 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Science.

You're doing it wrong.


And economics, and diplomacy, and politics, and the list goes on.  The guy probably bruises the crap out of his GF/wife's belly button.
1/21/2010 12:43:35 PM EDT
[#28]
Don't forget the hurricane machine that was tested on Louisiana a few years ago...
1/23/2010 3:58:50 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Cool, I thought Chaney took the keys to the Haliburton Hurricane/Mind Control/Earthquake machine with him, did Obama get a locksmith?


A friend of mine called me today to tell me what Chavez said and I told him that this was old news, that we here at arfcom have known about the Haliburton Earthquake/Weather machine for a long time and he just cracked up.
1/23/2010 5:43:47 PM EDT
[#30]
Every time this idiot opens his mouth he just proves to the rest of the world what a douche bag he is. Keep talking Hugo.