[ARCHIVED THREAD] - dinner pic (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 1/7/2010 8:27:51 PM EDT
It's my first dinner pic post.
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Unfortunately, this isn't a good one. You are missing some things.. A description for food used. A napkin. A rifle. Reloads. Wine? If you're female it's ok I guess. But it's not open. Paper plate, plastic fork and knives.. No. Oh.. And... THE WORST PART BY FAR IS THE FEET. |
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Fail. No description of the food. No Long gun. WTF? Is that a paper plate? 
No reloads. No napkin. 0/10 THIS. You should know the rules by now. 0/10 uhm... no napkin because I don't need one... I have paper towel fire support on standby AND a shamwow!!!!!! re: paper plate- see college kid statement.... |
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No mountain, no snowshoes ... fail by the new standards.
Kidding ... dinner looks great, but description would be better. Plus, slice your cukes thinner, and if it's fancy enough for wine, it's fancy enough to peel them and *maybe* even seed them. Extra points for feta and feet, though. |
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No mountain, no snowshoes ... fail by the new standards. Kidding ... dinner looks great, but description would be better. Plus, slice your cukes thinner, and if it's fancy enough for wine, it's fancy enough to peel them and *maybe* even seed them. Extra points for feta and feet, though. how thin do you go on your cucumbers? I do usually go thinner, but my non-fero magnetic knive was dull. :-( |
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is that feta?  to cover foot odor? i don't know how i feel about sparkling wine and not champagne. also plastic/paper versus metal/ceramic eating tools; plastic knife might pass as a tactical knife...in jail, but then so would a paper mache news paper shank. no description? sorry for my snobbery, i'm pissed that i have to work on a report for work.... |
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Don't feel too bad. Everybodys first dinner pic sucks. Yours just sucks more then most peoples. Like, way more. No, think worse than that. Now take a shit on it and give it to Paris Hilton. That how much yours sucks. I'm sorry if the truth hurts.
Here's my first. Notice the food fail. 
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Quoted: Don't feel too bad. Everybodys first dinner pic sucks. Yours just sucks more then most peoples. Like, way more. No, think worse than that. Now take a shit on it and give it to Paris Hilton. That how much yours sucks. I'm sorry if the truth hurts. Here's my first. Notice the food fail. http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g110/firestormus/din.jpg -1 - no handcuffs -1 - no screaming chick from the bar trying to touch your hat while she enjoys the otherwise tasty looking meal    Love the changed avatar!!! You're a fuckin' good sport, man!   |
To be at risk of calling myself out.... 
With my knowledge of wine, spumante is the nastiest fucking sweetist italian sparkling wine you can buy (maybe with the exception of stuff like frianzia and boones farm white zin neither of which I have drunk) The dinner pic is full of fail in general based on lack of a long arm and everything else people have mentioned, but Spumante? You may as well have a bottle of San Francisco village people spunk. Full of the ghey    
1/10 before the wine -1000/10 after seeing fizzy syrup And no bullshit about cheap ass college kid. I had dinner tonight - chilli which I made a 6 quart batch of for about $25 bucks (yes it had beans) so about $3 bucks a serving. Also, you can buy decent boxed wine (Hardy's australian like shiraz or chardonnay) for equivilent of $4 a bottle and its not full of faggotry |
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Fail. No description of the food. No Long gun. WTF? Is that a paper plate?
No reloads. No napkin. 0/10 THIS. You should know the rules by now. 0/10 uhm... no napkin because I don't need one... I have paper towel fire support on standby AND a shamwow!!!!!! re: paper plate- see college kid statement.... I'm in college and would eat my dick before I'd post a "dinner pic" like that. 0/10 stands. |
