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1/7/2010 2:45:58 PM EDT
dig a body size hole?
1/7/2010 2:46:43 PM EDT
[#1]
I use a wood chipper, it requires less effort.
1/7/2010 2:47:34 PM EDT
[#2]
Vertical or horizontal?
1/7/2010 2:48:23 PM EDT
[#3]
I eat my victims.
1/7/2010 2:48:37 PM EDT
[#4]
ground type?
Any roots or other items?

How motivated am I?
1/7/2010 2:48:42 PM EDT
[#5]
I just throw them into a pit and cover it up.  
1/7/2010 2:49:03 PM EDT
[#6]
87 minutes.
1/7/2010 2:49:58 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Vertical or horizontal?



your choice
1/7/2010 2:50:14 PM EDT
[#8]
My dog just digs them back up

1/7/2010 2:50:29 PM EDT
[#9]
What body? I was home watching tv. I'm sure I would have NO idea how long digging such a hole would take.
1/7/2010 2:50:48 PM EDT
[#10]
If it was to take cover from imminent gun fire I'd say all of about 10 minutes.
1/7/2010 2:51:02 PM EDT
[#11]
the type of dirt plays a big part.

If I am digging in regular loamy dirt that has no rocks or roots  I can probably do a nice  3 '  deep hole in about 20 min
1/7/2010 2:51:44 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
ground type?
Any roots or other items?

How motivated am I?


Ground type and any stimulants I may or may not be taking need to be considered...
1/7/2010 2:51:49 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
ground type?
Any roots or other items?

How motivated am I?


say soft earth, no roots or rocks.

You are EXTREMLY motivated and say it night time too.

1/7/2010 2:52:10 PM EDT
[#14]
Find some neighborhood kids to bribe, have them do it. Sit back and sip lemonade, while pondering whatever fucked up thing you just did was.
1/7/2010 2:53:30 PM EDT
[#15]
I usually just conveniently need to pour a new slab for one reason or another.
1/7/2010 2:54:05 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Quoted:
ground type?
Any roots or other items?

How motivated am I?


say soft earth, no roots or rocks.

You are EXTREMLY motivated and say it night time too.



Shouldnt take that long?
Want me to IM you my list, pick a name, pick them up and meet me.  I'll get the tarp, shovel and tools to cut them up.  What size do you wear I'll bring you a spare set of clothes

1/7/2010 2:54:19 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
ground type?
Any roots or other items?

How motivated am I?


say soft earth, no roots or rocks.

You are EXTREMLY motivated and say it night time too.




Not very long.

1/7/2010 2:54:40 PM EDT
[#18]
Feed Grinder then give to pigs FTW.
1/7/2010 2:54:55 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
I usually just conveniently need to pour a new slab for one reason or another.


I know where some old empty houses with septic tanks are
1/7/2010 2:56:39 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I usually just conveniently need to pour a new slab for one reason or another.


I know where some old empty houses with septic tanks are
really? I am tempted...

1/7/2010 2:57:31 PM EDT
[#21]
Last one took about an hour for the whole process.
1/7/2010 2:57:59 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
ground type?
Any roots or other items?

How motivated am I?


say soft earth, no roots or rocks.

You are EXTREMLY motivated and say it night time too.



Shouldnt take that long?
Want me to IM you my list, pick a name, pick them up and meet me.  I'll get the tarp, shovel and tools to cut them up.  What size do you wear I'll bring you a spare set of clothes



I know you are kidding,

But my Dad was the only person I know that would help me bury a body and Shut the Fuck up. I miss him.

1/7/2010 3:00:03 PM EDT
[#23]
A minute in the snow.
1/7/2010 3:00:28 PM EDT
[#24]
Well it take me the time to wait for my son to need money, but right now he has a good job. Last time it took him 6 hours for a 12x10x3' and cost $50 and a case of beer.
1/7/2010 3:01:01 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
ground type?
Any roots or other items?

How motivated am I?


say soft earth, no roots or rocks.

You are EXTREMLY motivated and say it night time too.



Shouldnt take that long?
Want me to IM you my list, pick a name, pick them up and meet me.  I'll get the tarp, shovel and tools to cut them up.  What size do you wear I'll bring you a spare set of clothes



I know you are kidding,

But my Dad was the only person I know that would help me bury a body and Shut the Fuck up. I miss him.



I know at least one person I could trust for body disposal, and I wont say all the locations.

Remember if you want to make them disappear bury the body, if you want to make a statement cut them into pieces and nail the parts to the interior walls of their house
1/7/2010 3:02:44 PM EDT
[#26]
interesting.

never said HUMAN body
1/7/2010 3:06:21 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
interesting.

never said HUMAN body


Is that like when you come home from camp and your dad tells you that your dog ran away but in the woods you see a fresh grave?
1/7/2010 3:08:42 PM EDT
[#28]
a river is faster
1/7/2010 3:09:17 PM EDT
[#29]
We talking Shaquille O'Neal sized, or Vern Troyer sized body?
1/7/2010 3:11:01 PM EDT
[#30]
You're supposed to have the hole dug before you have a body on your hands. Didn't you learn anything from Joe Pesci in Casino?

"A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night. "

1/7/2010 3:11:06 PM EDT
[#31]
However long it takes the homeless guy im paying $100 to dig two holes.
1/7/2010 3:13:26 PM EDT
[#32]
Backhoe or shovel?
1/7/2010 3:14:41 PM EDT
[#33]
Average sized hooker hole?
And I'm on blow?

Mmm...12 minutes and 37 seconds flat.
1/7/2010 3:15:28 PM EDT
[#34]
Your doing it wrong.



Make what ever you gonna fill the hole with dig it
1/7/2010 3:17:58 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
ground type?
Any roots or other items?

How motivated am I?


say soft earth, no roots or rocks.

You are EXTREMLY motivated and say it night time too.



Shouldnt take that long?
Want me to IM you my list, pick a name, pick them up and meet me.  I'll get the tarp, shovel and tools to cut them up.  What size do you wear I'll bring you a spare set of clothes



I know you are kidding,

But my Dad was the only person I know that would help me bury a body and Shut the Fuck up. I miss him.



1/7/2010 3:18:08 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Feed Grinder then give to pigs FTW.


never trust a pig farmer

1/7/2010 3:18:34 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
ground type?
Any roots or other items?

How motivated am I?


say soft earth, no roots or rocks.

You are EXTREMLY motivated and say it night time too.



Shouldnt take that long?
Want me to IM you my list, pick a name, pick them up and meet me.  I'll get the tarp, shovel and tools to cut them up.  What size do you wear I'll bring you a spare set of clothes



I know you are kidding,

But my Dad was the only person I know that would help me bury a body and Shut the Fuck up. I miss him.



no he isnt i know him
1/7/2010 3:18:38 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
dig a body size hole?


I'm more senior now.  I don't dig the holes.
1/7/2010 3:20:24 PM EDT
[#39]
Abandoned country well FTW!!!
1/7/2010 3:26:07 PM EDT
[#40]
I've got a buddy who'd help dig, and I'd do the same for him.  I keep a change of clothes, a tarp, and a shovel in the truck just in case.  I'd tell you more about my plans, but hey, I may need to use the spot some day and the internet is forever....  
1/7/2010 3:29:46 PM EDT
[#41]
Fraction of a second with dynamite.
1/7/2010 3:42:10 PM EDT
[#42]
10 minutes with a backhoe. 20 if it's Kirstie Alley sized.
1/7/2010 3:43:27 PM EDT
[#43]
The river hides many secrets
1/7/2010 3:43:37 PM EDT
[#44]
Depends on the weather , tools, and soil.
1/7/2010 3:49:56 PM EDT
[#45]
Just remember:

Friends help you move and good friends help you bury the body.
1/7/2010 3:51:28 PM EDT
[#46]
I have a tractor with front end loader and backhoe. It takes about 5 minutes. A little more if you have to add lime.
1/7/2010 3:53:16 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
the type of dirt plays a big part.

If I am digging in regular loamy dirt that has no rocks or roots  I can probably do a nice  3 '  deep hole in about 20 min


This.  I actually know this.
1/7/2010 3:53:41 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
dig a body size hole?


You're doing it wrong:
- Said "Body" digs it's own hole, no time limit.

I'm just sayin'



Worst case scenario, I'm told bodies do nicely in crawlspaces.
1/7/2010 3:54:29 PM EDT
[#49]
Hogs gotta eat too.
1/7/2010 3:55:47 PM EDT
[#50]
And waste that kind of food? Wtf
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