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1/3/2010 6:22:58 PM EDT
1/3/2010 6:23:43 PM EDT
[#1]
Words can't describe.
1/3/2010 6:25:15 PM EDT
[#2]
1493  Columbus sailed back across the great blue sea.

Or something to that effect.
1/3/2010 6:25:41 PM EDT
[#3]


I wonder if he was thinking "Well, it was good while it lasted"?
1/3/2010 6:25:47 PM EDT
[#4]
In fourteen hundred ninety two Columbus sailed the ocean blue





And proceeded to fuck the natives world forever

1/3/2010 6:25:56 PM EDT
[#5]
I once heard a history professor state that the natives may not have even seen the ships, simply because they were so far out of their experiences that they couldn't comprehend.
1/3/2010 6:27:09 PM EDT
[#6]
Whoopsie.
1/3/2010 6:28:56 PM EDT
[#7]




Quoted:

I once heard a history professor state that the natives may not have even seen the ships, simply because they were so far out of their experiences that they couldn't comprehend.





1/3/2010 6:29:16 PM EDT
[#8]



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In fourteen hundred ninety two Columbus sailed the ocean blue



And proceeded to fuck the natives world forever


Columbus could have been the nicest, most touchy-feely multiculturalist liberal ever and they still would have died.



Someone else would have come, and eventually smallpox and measles would have arrived on the continent.



 
1/3/2010 6:29:16 PM EDT
[#9]
Photoshop, look at the pixels!
1/3/2010 6:29:31 PM EDT
[#10]
There was an old Far Side cartoon where Columbus is sailing away, and the one native asks the other "Did you notice something ominous about the way they said 'See you later'?"

1/3/2010 6:31:34 PM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:





Quoted:

In fourteen hundred ninety two Columbus sailed the ocean blue



And proceeded to fuck the natives world forever


Columbus could have been the nicest, most touchy-feely multiculturalist liberal ever and they still would have died.



Someone else would have come, and eventually smallpox and measles would have arrived on the continent.

 


Exactly.



Sharing is caring, right?



 
1/3/2010 6:33:13 PM EDT
[#12]



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There was an old Far Side cartoon where Columbus is sailing away, and the one native asks the other "Did you notice something ominous about the way they said 'See you later'?"





I miss far side.



 
1/3/2010 6:36:50 PM EDT
[#13]
Don't get me started:

The 'New World' was no idyllic paradise. They had wars, famine, disease (TB found in 4000 year old 'mummies'), human sacrifice, genocide and cannibalism (in a big way).

What Columbus 'discovered' were human atrocities beyond his comprehension and that of later explorers, as well.

No, they were not saints and they were on an agenda but the new world had people, lots of people, and they were very good at doing all the bad people do without Westerners bringing it from Europe.

1/3/2010 6:38:49 PM EDT
[#14]
Hey, we gave alcohol to them.  
1/3/2010 6:39:54 PM EDT
[#15]




Quoted:

Don't get me started





Too late.
1/3/2010 6:40:10 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:

Quoted:
In fourteen hundred ninety two Columbus sailed the ocean blue

And proceeded to fuck the natives world forever

Columbus could have been the nicest, most touchy-feely multiculturalist liberal ever and they still would have died.

Someone else would have come, and eventually smallpox and measles would have arrived on the continent.
 


Exactly.

Personally I'm glad for his arrival.
1/3/2010 6:40:52 PM EDT
[#17]
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Hey, we gave alcohol to them.  


And they gave the white man tobacco.  Now, if they only had enough peyote it would have been even.
1/3/2010 6:41:33 PM EDT
[#18]
Well, I'm sorry to say it, but that day, fucked this land forever  

If I recall Columbus died broke, and in prison I think
1/3/2010 6:42:29 PM EDT
[#19]







Quoted:




Don't get me started:
The 'New World' was no idyllic paradise. They had wars, famine, disease (TB found in 4000 year old 'mummies'), human sacrifice, genocide and cannibalism (in a big way).
What Columbus 'discovered' were human atrocities beyond his comprehension and that of later explorers, as well.
No, they were not saints and they were on an agenda but the new world had people, lots of people, and they were very good at doing all the bad people do without Westerners bringing it from Europe.
You mean, they weren't the earth versions of the Navi from Avatar, perfect in every way and unblighted by the evil white mans greed and grotesque ideas?





I think some socialist ideologues visions have just been crushed.


 
 
 
1/3/2010 6:45:51 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Well, I'm sorry to say it, but that day, fucked this land forever  

If I recall Columbus died broke, and in prison I think




Care to elaborate?

Columbus' situation when he died has little or nothing to do with whether his arrival in the Americas was good or bad.
1/3/2010 6:51:48 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
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Well, I'm sorry to say it, but that day, fucked this land forever  

If I recall Columbus died broke, and in prison I think




Care to elaborate?

Columbus' situation when he died has little or nothing to do with whether his arrival in the Americas was good or bad.


Well, it didn't get him anywhere did it??  Didn't bring him a damn dime, or fame.......
1/3/2010 6:56:26 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
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Well, I'm sorry to say it, but that day, fucked this land forever  

If I recall Columbus died broke, and in prison I think




Care to elaborate?

Columbus' situation when he died has little or nothing to do with whether his arrival in the Americas was good or bad.


Well, it didn't get him anywhere did it??  Didn't bring him a damn dime, or fame.......




Generation upon generation of people all over the American continents know who Colombus is.  I've visited a town named after him and I've seen many more with monuments to him in the town square.  A day of the calendar is named after him.  How much more fame can you get than that?
1/3/2010 7:09:09 PM EDT
[#23]


"There goes the neighborhood."
1/3/2010 7:12:40 PM EDT
[#24]
Just imagine what that would be like in modern times.

You look up and see a ship with technology that is visibly more advanced than your own.

Scary as hell
1/3/2010 7:19:33 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Just imagine what that would be like in modern times.

You look up and see a ship with technology that is visibly more advanced than your own.

Scary as hell


They made a movie about that.  It was called The Day The Earth Stood Still.  Not the recent one, though.  The original in black and white was far superior.
1/3/2010 7:24:09 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Don't get me started:

The 'New World' was no idyllic paradise. They had wars, famine, disease (TB found in 4000 year old 'mummies'), human sacrifice, genocide and cannibalism (in a big way).

What Columbus 'discovered' were human atrocities beyond his comprehension and that of later explorers, as well.

No, they were not saints and they were on an agenda but the new world had people, lots of people, and they were very good at doing all the bad people do without Westerners bringing it from Europe.



We don't need you destroying the delusion of a Garden of Eden in North America before a far more advanced civilization landed on it.
1/3/2010 7:24:17 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Don't get me started:

The 'New World' was no idyllic paradise. They had wars, famine, disease (TB found in 4000 year old 'mummies'), human sacrifice, genocide and cannibalism (in a big way).

What Columbus 'discovered' were human atrocities beyond his comprehension and that of later explorers, as well.

No, they were not saints and they were on an agenda but the new world had people, lots of people, and they were very good at doing all the bad people do without Westerners bringing it from Europe.



In before someone claims that the Natives were a perfect people, and that America was a perfect place before the Europeans arrived.
1/3/2010 7:46:18 PM EDT
[#28]
Um...




1/3/2010 7:58:23 PM EDT
[#29]





You don't stay, you don't count.





 
1/3/2010 7:59:06 PM EDT
[#30]
It would be like watching a flying saucer land in your yard and little green men start unloading. Serious.
1/3/2010 8:08:00 PM EDT
[#31]
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You don't stay, you don't count.

 


Many reports state that the Vikings had American settlements from 800ad to 1300ad. Thats a pretty good bit of staying.
1/3/2010 8:22:10 PM EDT
[#32]
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You don't stay, you don't count.

 


Many reports state that the Vikings had American settlements from 800ad to 1300ad. Thats a pretty good bit of staying.


Andthey deserve their credit.  However, the effects of their stay was ultimately limited, especially compared to that of Columbus.
1/3/2010 8:38:49 PM EDT
[#33]
The funniest part is that Columbus never landed on this continent.  His land fall was in the Bahamas.  IIRC, other than Vikings, the first european arrival was Amerigo Vespuchi.
1/3/2010 8:39:37 PM EDT
[#34]
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You don't stay, you don't count.

 


Many reports state that the Vikings had American settlements from 800ad to 1300ad. Thats a pretty good bit of staying.

first i've heard of those dates.
 so what your saying is they were here 500 years. and then left and the only thing around is one small site in Newfoundland.
 seems odd some other stuff wasn't found.
I'm by no means saying that what they(vikings) did wasn't amazing but, they didn't settle and stay in North America for more than a few years.
if they had a lot more stuff would have showed up by now. they didn't exactly travel light and leave a small footprint.

1/3/2010 8:45:53 PM EDT
[#35]
Finally someone who knows history..




Quoted:


The funniest part is that Columbus never landed on this continent.  His land fall was in the Bahamas.  IIRC, other than Vikings, the first european arrival was Amerigo Vespuchi.


He never landed in North America.
 
1/3/2010 8:49:04 PM EDT
[#36]
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Finally someone who knows history..

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The funniest part is that Columbus never landed on this continent.  His land fall was in the Bahamas.  IIRC, other than Vikings, the first european arrival was Amerigo Vespuchi.

He never landed in North America.


 


from what i just read neither did Amerigo Vespucci,
1/3/2010 8:52:47 PM EDT
[#37]
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You don't stay, you don't count.

 


Many reports state that the Vikings had American settlements from 800ad to 1300ad. Thats a pretty good bit of staying.

first i've heard of those dates.
 so what your saying is they were here 500 years. and then left and the only thing around is one small site in Newfoundland.
 seems odd some other stuff wasn't found.
I'm by no means saying that what they(vikings) did wasn't amazing but, they didn't settle and stay in North America for more than a few years.
if they had a lot more stuff would have showed up by now. they didn't exactly travel light and leave a small footprint.



The settlement at Vinnland(which may be as far south as Mass) only lasted that long. There were also settlements in Northern Canada, Greenland, and Iceland. The Northeastern Canadian settlements were maintained for quite some time as trading posts. I'll have to dig up the citation. Want to say it is in either -A History of the Vikings- by Gwyn Jones- Oxford University Press 1968- or - Viking America; The First Millennium- by Geraldine Barnes- St Edmundsbury Press 2001.
1/3/2010 8:56:44 PM EDT
[#38]
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You don't stay, you don't count.

 


Many reports state that the Vikings had American settlements from 800ad to 1300ad. Thats a pretty good bit of staying.

first i've heard of those dates.
 so what your saying is they were here 500 years. and then left and the only thing around is one small site in Newfoundland.
 seems odd some other stuff wasn't found.
I'm by no means saying that what they(vikings) did wasn't amazing but, they didn't settle and stay in North America for more than a few years.
if they had a lot more stuff would have showed up by now. they didn't exactly travel light and leave a small footprint.



The settlement at Vinnland(which may be as far south as Mass) only lasted that long. There were also settlements in Northern Canada, Greenland, and Iceland. The Northeastern Canadian settlements were maintained for quite some time as trading posts. I'll have to dig up the citation. Want to say it is in either -A History of the Vikings- by Gwyn Jones- Oxford University Press 1968- or - Viking America; The First Millennium- by Geraldine Barnes- St Edmundsbury Press 2001.



i wonder what kept them from moving further south. the land and vegetation would be better. maybe it proves that they wernt intent on staying, just looking to something "similar" to home. and thats the reason they didnt stay.

dunno, just thinking out loud here as it sounds like you all know a lot better than I
1/3/2010 9:17:38 PM EDT
[#39]
Yes because the new world was not full of its own Conquers (Aztecs, Mayans, Inca's, ect...) Remember La Navidad where 40

of Christopher Columbus's men where murdered by a tribe that killed them for no apparent reason. I also find it interesting that western

culture is to blame for Native American Alcoholism but you don't hear people say that Native Americans are responsible for The effects

tobacco has had on our culture. Their is plenty to blame on all parties involved.
1/3/2010 9:17:45 PM EDT
[#40]
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You don't stay, you don't count.

 


Many reports state that the Vikings had American settlements from 800ad to 1300ad. Thats a pretty good bit of staying.

first i've heard of those dates.
 so what your saying is they were here 500 years. and then left and the only thing around is one small site in Newfoundland.
 seems odd some other stuff wasn't found.
I'm by no means saying that what they(vikings) did wasn't amazing but, they didn't settle and stay in North America for more than a few years.
if they had a lot more stuff would have showed up by now. they didn't exactly travel light and leave a small footprint.



The settlement at Vinnland(which may be as far south as Mass) only lasted that long. There were also settlements in Northern Canada, Greenland, and Iceland. The Northeastern Canadian settlements were maintained for quite some time as trading posts. I'll have to dig up the citation. Want to say it is in either -A History of the Vikings- by Gwyn Jones- Oxford University Press 1968- or - Viking America; The First Millennium- by Geraldine Barnes- St Edmundsbury Press 2001.



i wonder what kept them from moving further south. the land and vegetation would be better. maybe it proves that they wernt intent on staying, just looking to something "similar" to home. and thats the reason they didnt stay.

dunno, just thinking out loud here as it sounds like you all know a lot better than I


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norse_colonization_of_the_Americas

 seems to be a translation problem, between "Vin" with a short "i" and "Vin" with a long "i"
seems it means two different things, one wine IE: grapes the other with the long sound "i" pasture.

1/3/2010 9:41:33 PM EDT
[#41]
Every Columbus Day I learn more things that contradict my grammer school textbooks. He never called the natives "Indians", but "In Dios"; meaning "People of God", which would mean primal-type folks. He was the LAST person to discover the "New" world, because of the innovations in printing and cartography, so the written records survived, and were reprinted and distributed. The people that crossed the Bering Strait didn't sent letters back to Siberia...
1/3/2010 9:43:03 PM EDT
[#42]
Suddenly I am caused to reflect upon the importance of border security...

_MaH
1/4/2010 7:05:45 AM EDT
[#43]
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Well, I'm sorry to say it, but that day, fucked this land forever  

If I recall Columbus died broke, and in prison I think




Care to elaborate?

Columbus' situation when he died has little or nothing to do with whether his arrival in the Americas was good or bad.


Well, it didn't get him anywhere did it??  Didn't bring him a damn dime, or fame.......

It brought him a great deal of fame, a fair amount of wealth, though not as much as he thought he deserved, and ennoblement for his family.  He did spend some time in jail, which was almost de rigeur for explorers in the service of the Spanish crown, but not long.  He died frustrated, in the sense that the Spanish monarchs refused to honor his exorbitant demands, but for the most part, he did quite well for himself.
1/4/2010 7:23:26 AM EDT
[#44]
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Just imagine what that would be like in modern times.

You look up and see a ship with technology that is visibly more advanced than your own.

Scary as hell


They made a movie about that.  It was called The Day The Earth Stood Still.  Not the recent one, though.  The original in black and white was far superior.


The original was a great movie, BTW.  A movie made in a time where they couldn't rely on special effects, but had to have good acting and story telling.
1/4/2010 7:28:29 AM EDT
[#45]
Fourteen hundred and ninety two, Columbus sailed the ocean blue, cut the son of a bitch in two and that's how many watts are in a horsepower.
1/4/2010 7:34:25 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Just imagine what that would be like in modern times.

You look up and see a ship with technology that is visibly more advanced than your own.

Scary as hell


That's cool.  I'll just plug my hair into a horse and kick their arses.  
1/4/2010 7:39:28 AM EDT
[#47]
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Don't get me started:

The 'New World' was no idyllic paradise. They had wars, famine, disease (TB found in 4000 year old 'mummies'), human sacrifice, genocide and cannibalism (in a big way).

What Columbus 'discovered' were human atrocities beyond his comprehension and that of later explorers, as well.

No, they were not saints and they were on an agenda but the new world had people, lots of people, and they were very good at doing all the bad people do without Westerners bringing it from Europe.



In before someone claims that the Natives were a perfect people, and that America was a perfect place before the Europeans arrived.


Well I don't think the tens of thousand of people being enslaved, murdered, and eaten by the Aztec each year found it all that perfect... that might be why they allied with the Spanish to destroy the Aztec.

Contrary to the modern revisionist baloney Native American populations made a habit of practices that the Spanish Inquisition at its worst would have found horrifying and unacceptable. Human sacrifice, cannibalism, unbreakable torture, etc. And Europeans did not bring the practice of slavery to the New World it was already here.

The Natives did not get fair treatment from Europeans but then they were not in a habit of giving fair treatment to each other.
1/4/2010 7:49:29 AM EDT
[#48]
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I once heard a history professor state that the natives may not have even seen the ships, simply because they were so far out of their experiences that they couldn't comprehend.



Interesting thought.

I got something of that feeling when I watched the most powerful tornado ever recorded, and its aftermath.

But back to the experience of the people on shore witnessing the ships:

They had small boats, so they could concieve of large boats.

They had fabric, so they could concieve of sails.

The event would have been stunning in its enormity, but not inconcievable.  Shocking, but not beyond the power of the brain to percieve.

Yes, I know what the professor is getting at, the inablilty of the brain to comprehend the seemingly inconcievable, but it is really condescending to assert that the native Americans' brains did not draw the parellells between

small boat (canoe) ––->  huge boat, and

small piece of fabric ––-> huge piece of fabric

It was a matter of scale, not of technology.

A shock of totally unknown –– and "incomprehensible" –– technology would be more like a backwoodsman, perhaps from the swamps of Louisiana with no exposure to news accounts, witnessing an automobile or telephone for the first time.
1/4/2010 7:50:41 AM EDT
[#49]



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I wonder if he was thinking "Well, it was good while it lasted"?


No different than any other tribe coming onto their land. Its been that way for centuries. That time it was a more advanced tribe so to speak.



 
1/4/2010 7:51:39 AM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
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I once heard a history professor state that the natives may not have even seen the ships, simply because they were so far out of their experiences that they couldn't comprehend.



Interesting thought.

I got something of that feeling when I watched the most powerful tornado ever recorded, and its aftermath.

But back to the experience of the people on shore witnessing the ships:

They had small boats, so they could concieve of large boats.

They had fabric, so they could concieve of sails.

The event would have been stunning in its enormity, but not inconcievable.  Shocking, but not beyond the power of the brain to percieve.

Yes, I know what the professor is getting at, the inablilty of the brain to comprehend the seemingly inconcievable, but it is really condescending to assert that the native Americans' brains did not draw the parellells between

small boat (canoe) ––->  huge boat, and

small piece of fabric ––-> huge piece of fabric

It was a matter of scale, not of technology.

A shock of totally unknown –– and "incomprehensible" –– technology would be more like a backwoodsman, perhaps from the swamps of Louisiana with no exposure to news accounts, witnessing an automobile or telephone for the first time.


The indians knew what sails were, they used them on coastal fishing boats.  It was not always two guys paddling a canoe.
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