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Posted: 1/2/2010 8:45:30 AM EDT

But you will want one.

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Posted: 1/2/2010 8:46:18 AM EDT

[#1]

I want one.

Posted: 1/2/2010 8:47:02 AM EDT

[#2]

You're right, I do want one.

Posted: 1/2/2010 8:47:41 AM EDT

[#3]

Badass! Do want!

Posted: 1/2/2010 8:47:57 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
I want one.

Posted: 1/2/2010 8:48:56 AM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 1/2/2010 8:50:08 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z86V_ICUCD4

Thank you, I falez when I try to embed.

Posted: 1/2/2010 8:50:28 AM EDT

[#7]

Oh, I do want one indeed...Maybe two

Posted: 1/2/2010 8:51:42 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Oh, I do want one indeed...Maybe two

Combine the two into one. As one side flips the switch on, the other side flips the switch off.

Posted: 1/2/2010 8:52:29 AM EDT

[#9]

Oh, cool.

Well, what exactly is that?

It deserves a name.

Posted: 1/2/2010 8:52:51 AM EDT

[#10]

I hope the inventor gets rich. Oh yeah - I want one, too.

Posted: 1/2/2010 8:53:06 AM EDT

[#11]

i'll take two

Posted: 1/2/2010 8:53:51 AM EDT

[#12]

Damn, you're right... I "do" want one.

Posted: 1/2/2010 8:55:03 AM EDT

[#13]

The link on how to build it led me to this taxidermy project:

http://www.instructables.com/id/Mouse-Mouse!/

Now I want to make a mouse mouse to use at work.

Posted: 1/2/2010 8:56:27 AM EDT

[#14]

i want one too

Posted: 1/2/2010 8:58:18 AM EDT

[#15]

want

Posted: 1/2/2010 8:58:34 AM EDT

[#16]

...to go with the rest of the useless shit I have lying around.

Posted: 1/2/2010 9:00:04 AM EDT

[#17]

Here ya go

THING

Posted: 1/2/2010 9:01:07 AM EDT

[#18]

that's awesome

Posted: 1/2/2010 9:02:50 AM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 1/2/2010 9:05:46 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Oh, cool.

Well, what exactly is that?

It deserves a name.

I would call it the "Politician" but it doesn't really mess anything up.

Posted: 1/2/2010 9:10:03 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g106/Sute88/house-do-want_thumbnail.jpg

Pretty much this.

Posted: 1/2/2010 9:10:21 AM EDT

[#22]

Call it "The Fat chick"

Turning her on...turns you off

Posted: 1/2/2010 9:11:58 AM EDT

[#23]

That is too cool, I must build one

Posted: 1/2/2010 9:13:56 AM EDT

[#24]

Yes, I want one too.

Posted: 1/2/2010 9:18:53 AM EDT

[#25]

That'd be cool to have.

Posted: 1/2/2010 9:28:02 AM EDT

[#26]

No more useless than half of the shit my wife carries in.

And yeah, I want one.

Posted: 1/2/2010 9:32:18 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Here ya go

THING

now THAT is fucking awesome! Do want.

Posted: 1/2/2010 9:42:44 AM EDT

[#28]

Why....won't.....this....thing....stay.....ON !?!?!?!?

Posted: 1/2/2010 9:42:47 AM EDT

[#29]

Posted: 1/2/2010 9:51:44 AM EDT

[#30]

Engineering at it's finest.

.... do want one....

Posted: 1/2/2010 9:57:30 AM EDT

[#31]

Nice box!

Posted: 1/2/2010 10:07:08 AM EDT

[#32]

That would be something to put on my desk at work with a "Do Not Operate" sign on it.

Posted: 1/2/2010 10:13:26 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Here ya go

THING

That's a cool one.

Posted: 1/2/2010 10:14:11 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Oh, cool.

Well, what exactly is that?

It deserves a name.

I would call it the "Politician" but it doesn't really mess anything up.

Best answer so far...

Posted: 1/2/2010 10:29:22 AM EDT

[#35]

I want mine in black, do you think that's possible?

Posted: 1/2/2010 10:32:35 AM EDT

[#36]

I want one too!

Posted: 1/2/2010 10:34:07 AM EDT

[#37]

Tag for later.

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Posted: 1/2/2010 10:34:27 AM EDT

[#38]

Posted: 1/2/2010 10:45:06 AM EDT

[#39]

I LOL'd

Posted: 1/3/2010 8:13:40 AM EDT

[#40]

I've already compiled a list of the parts from online sources - now just trying to consolidate as much as possible to save on shipping. I wish I was still in Dallas, I could have picked up all of the parts locally. Where I'm at in PA, very few places around that carry components.

Posted: 1/3/2010 2:37:54 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Call it "The Fat chick"

Turning her on...turns you off

Posted: 1/3/2010 2:40:07 PM EDT

[#42]

Id like one for a gift, I need it in red

Posted: 1/3/2010 2:42:24 PM EDT

[#43]

Why do I want one? I have no idea.

Posted: 1/3/2010 2:43:24 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

I've already compiled a list of the parts from online sources - now just trying to consolidate as much as possible to save on shipping. I wish I was still in Dallas, I could have picked up all of the parts locally. Where I'm at in PA, very few places around that carry components.

Could you post the list. I want to build one but if you already ran down the parts, could you share the wealth?

Posted: 1/3/2010 2:44:52 PM EDT

[#45]

I want one! That is awesome!

Posted: 1/3/2010 2:46:36 PM EDT

[#46]

I want one too.

Posted: 1/3/2010 2:46:57 PM EDT

[#47]

Why yes, yes I do want one

Posted: 1/3/2010 2:53:57 PM EDT

[#48]

It's not useless if it makes me happy.

My nomination: The DVD rewinder.

Posted: 1/3/2010 2:57:55 PM EDT

[#49]

DO WANT!

Posted: 1/3/2010 2:59:22 PM EDT

[#50]

This machine has Democrat written all over it. I'm making one and sending it to my congressman now.

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