Posted: 1/1/2010 3:03:59 AM EDT
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One winter morning a husband and wife in central South Dakota were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer Say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the Snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes' exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"  |
Another oldie -but- goodie: A dad was explaining to his ditzy daughter about driving in the winter ......"........and remember honey , if you get caught on the roads in a snowstorm , just wait till the plows come by and follow them. They'll clear the way and be sanding and salting the roads so you wont slide all over the place ." Sure enough , a few weeks later , the ditzy blonde was out shopping one night , and got caught in her first real snow storm. She started to panic as she was loosing traction and sliding sideways. Then she remembered what her dad had explained to her earlier that year. After a short wait , she saw the fashing yellow lights of a plow truck come up behind her .........she allowed it to pass , and then fell in behind it on the sandy , cleared pavement . "WOW! ....This is great! ....Dad sure was right! " she said as she effortlessly drove along ,traction now made available to her by the plow ahead. After an hour or so , the plow stopped in front of her ......and the driver walked back to the blonde following him. " Hi miss........is there something I can do for you?" he asked her. The blonde explained her father's winter driving advice to the plow driver and smiled . 
The plow driver looked at her a little puzzled  and replied "...um.....well...OK then......but after Im done with WalMart's lot here , I'm going over to do the K-Mart next door."
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