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12/31/2009 5:28:54 PM EDT
I bought my Fiancee a flannel hat like in grumpy old men (she really like that movie) for christmas with a note attached "Merry Christmas Putz"  I figured we would get a laugh and it would end up at the bottom of the closet .... I was wrong , she loves it ... she got the darn thing on right now  ....... talk about ruining the mood even in bed its on .....  
12/31/2009 5:31:36 PM EDT
[#1]
So.............. are you fucking the girl or the hat?

12/31/2009 5:31:38 PM EDT
[#2]
Could be worse.  You could be this guy.
12/31/2009 5:35:57 PM EDT
[#3]
Pics????????????????????
12/31/2009 5:39:54 PM EDT
[#4]
she got the darn thing on right now ....... talk about ruining the mood even in bed its on .....  


Pics or GTFO!!
12/31/2009 5:46:06 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
she got the darn thing on right now ....... talk about ruining the mood even in bed its on .....  


Pics or GTFO!!


This.

SIIHPAPP, I believe, is the terminology here? Hey, you might start your own weird fetish & get rich.
12/31/2009 5:48:38 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
I bought my Fiancee a flannel hat like in grumpy old men (she really like that movie) for christmas with a note attached "Merry Christmas Putz"  I figured we would get a laugh and it would end up at the bottom of the closet .... I was wrong , she loves it ... she got the darn thing on right now  ....... talk about ruining the mood even in bed its on .....  


WTF is wrong with you?  Who cares what kind of hat is on her head...she's got boobs....no?
12/31/2009 5:48:43 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
I bought my Fiancee a flannel hat like in grumpy old men (she really like that movie) for christmas with a note attached "Merry Christmas Putz"  I figured we would get a laugh and it would end up at the bottom of the closet .... I was wrong , she loves it ... she got the darn thing on right now  ....... talk about ruining the mood even in bed its on .....  


WTF is wrong with you?  Who cares what kind of hat is on her head...she's got boobs....no?


ETA:  I said it twice because it's TRUE!
12/31/2009 5:52:17 PM EDT
[#8]
Work the hat into some sort of sexy outfit for her.  You need to be creative.

Or learn to develop a hat fetish.
12/31/2009 5:55:43 PM EDT
[#9]

make her get naked except for that hat and a pair of boots

12/31/2009 5:58:52 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:

make her get naked except for that hat and a pair of boots



..... then have her blow a duck call and yell, "my name is Elmer J Fudd.  I own a mansion and a yacht."

12/31/2009 6:01:45 PM EDT
[#11]


12/31/2009 6:03:12 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Could be worse.  You could be this guy.




oh snap, that just happened.
12/31/2009 6:05:48 PM EDT
[#13]


Why didn't I think of that.  I gott aquit drinking.
12/31/2009 6:16:20 PM EDT
[#14]
Awe come on. get in the mood.



Ask her if she want's to take the skin boat to tuna town.

Hawaiian music in the back ground.....sing come on i wanna lay ya.......




Wish I could remember the other ones. Hysterical.





<off to google>
12/31/2009 6:37:15 PM EDT
[#15]
Sounds like an excellent opportunity for another, tiny flannel hat with a tag that reads: "Merry Christmas, Puss"
12/31/2009 6:43:59 PM EDT
[#16]
She can try my manly manicotti  .

12/31/2009 6:50:03 PM EDT
[#17]



+1000000000000     what the heck make that infinity....

12/31/2009 6:52:53 PM EDT
[#18]





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