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12/30/2009 11:00:46 AM EDT
Are these shoes or banana peels? I'm riding the Metro to work when I look up and see this...




12/30/2009 11:01:12 AM EDT
[#1]
Fabulous.
12/30/2009 11:01:22 AM EDT
[#2]
Is that a guy?
12/30/2009 11:01:48 AM EDT
[#3]
I'd say the guy wearing those is the "Metro".

12/30/2009 11:02:24 AM EDT
[#4]
You know how I know he's gay?
12/30/2009 11:02:52 AM EDT
[#5]
In that pic is an odd assortment of footwear.
12/30/2009 11:03:44 AM EDT
[#6]
Shoebnanas?


12/30/2009 11:04:04 AM EDT
[#7]
Looks like one of those Dr. Suess characters' feet.
12/30/2009 11:04:05 AM EDT
[#8]
Yes its a "male".  If you know anything about DC, he got off at Dupont Circle, which explains everything.
12/30/2009 11:04:23 AM EDT
[#9]
LOL! Those are roach stompers... for when the roach gets into a corner.
12/30/2009 11:05:04 AM EDT
[#10]
12/30/2009 11:05:14 AM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:


Yes its a "male".  If you know anything about DC, he got off at Dupont Circle, which explains everything.







 
12/30/2009 11:05:32 AM EDT
[#12]
Holy shit! An elf!
12/30/2009 11:05:35 AM EDT
[#13]



Quoted:


Fabulous.






 
12/30/2009 11:06:14 AM EDT
[#14]
And they're not full shoes, they're like slippers or some such shit.
12/30/2009 11:06:33 AM EDT
[#15]
Those are signs, bright flashing neon signs, advertising faggotry.
12/30/2009 11:07:52 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
LOL! Those are roach stompers... for when the roach gets into a corner.


..or fence climbers(chain link)
12/30/2009 11:07:54 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Those are signs, bright flashing neon signs, advertising faggotry.


12/30/2009 11:11:02 AM EDT
[#18]
Why is he standing like that?





The fuck.
12/30/2009 11:11:09 AM EDT
[#19]
They look like Ferrini or whatever is that brand of expensive alligator shoes.  

Dude when do you go to work?  I've never seen metro so un-crowded as in your photo.
12/30/2009 11:12:00 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Yes its a "male".  If you know anything about DC, he got off at Dupont Circle, which explains everything.


Makes perfect sense, then.
12/30/2009 11:12:06 AM EDT
[#21]
shoenana
i think he caught the ghey




 
12/30/2009 11:14:18 AM EDT
[#22]
Those are Moroccan house shoes. He should have left them there.
12/30/2009 11:14:42 AM EDT
[#23]




Quoted:

They look like Ferrini or whatever is that brand of expensive alligator shoes.



Dude when do you go to work? I've never seen metro so un-crowded as in your photo.




I set my own hours so, I rolled in about 1400 and plan on rolling out at about 1800, and I'll surf ARFCOM for about 3 of those 4 hours.
12/30/2009 11:15:02 AM EDT
[#24]

12/30/2009 11:15:17 AM EDT
[#25]
I'm surprised that you're surprised by anything you see on the Metro.

There could be a guy in there with a Kodiak Bear on nothing but a leash, dressed like something out of Cirque du Soleil (the guy –– not the bear), and the only notice it would get would be "Excuse me, could you move your bear so I can sit down?"

That transit system is plagued with problems, and the one they seem to show absolutely zero interest in fixing is the people on it.

Still....  It beats the hell out of driving into DC (especially from VA –– if one absolutely, positively must do so)

_MaH
12/30/2009 11:19:18 AM EDT
[#26]





Beaten.

In the Flash TV series from the '90s, Flash was injured miles from home, and had to steal a bathrobe, doff his mask and walk home.  He was approached by police who knew him, and they commented on his "red slippers".

Conclusion: That was THE Bananaman.



 
12/30/2009 11:46:43 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
That transit system is plagued with problems, and the one they seem to show absolutely zero interest in fixing is the people on it.

Still....  It beats the hell out of driving into DC (especially from VA –– if one absolutely, positively must do so)
_MaH
What do you mean, fixing the people on it?  What would you propose they do to change the people?  They already cleaned up the trains remarkably with the effective ban on food and drinks.  The trains are markedly cleaner now than ever before.  How would you propose they "change" the people who use the metro to go to work every day?

12/30/2009 11:49:13 AM EDT
[#28]
So, how is the weather in La La Land?
12/30/2009 11:51:57 AM EDT
[#29]
I guess you could wear them too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziSbEHvv5EU
12/30/2009 11:55:14 AM EDT
[#30]
Some of the carpet salesman types in Bethesda like to wear those too.
12/30/2009 11:56:11 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Yes its a "male".  If you know anything about DC, he got off at Dupont Circle, which explains everything.


 


Sure does.  I was there for the inaugaration of Zero in uniform.  Couple of chicks walk by, locals, one says to the other, "See, this is what real men look like."

Say a bunch of fucking pansies that day.
12/30/2009 11:56:53 AM EDT
[#32]
Without a doubt....ghey
12/30/2009 12:10:13 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:
That transit system is plagued with problems, and the one they seem to show absolutely zero interest in fixing is the people on it.

Still....  It beats the hell out of driving into DC (especially from VA –– if one absolutely, positively must do so)
_MaH
What do you mean, fixing the people on it?  What would you propose they do to change the people?  They already cleaned up the trains remarkably with the effective ban on food and drinks.  The trains are markedly cleaner now than ever before.  How would you propose they "change" the people who use the metro to go to work every day?



A squadron of elite, trained "idiot scanners" at every access point to the transit system, each man armed with no less than three whack-a-mole mallets.

_MaH
12/30/2009 3:23:16 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
That transit system is plagued with problems, and the one they seem to show absolutely zero interest in fixing is the people on it.

Still....  It beats the hell out of driving into DC (especially from VA –– if one absolutely, positively must do so)
_MaH
What do you mean, fixing the people on it?  What would you propose they do to change the people?  They already cleaned up the trains remarkably with the effective ban on food and drinks.  The trains are markedly cleaner now than ever before.  How would you propose they "change" the people who use the metro to go to work every day?



A squadron of elite, trained "idiot scanners" at every access point to the transit system, each man armed with no less than three whack-a-mole mallets.

_MaH
Oh, you were referring to people who work for the system, not the users of the system. I see.

And I think the shoes in OP's photo must be handmade. An internet search didn't turn up anything remotely like those!

12/30/2009 3:24:36 PM EDT
[#35]
not my style...but, I travel overseas a bit and see lots of stuff like that.
Did he put out?
12/30/2009 3:27:51 PM EDT
[#36]
Did he give you some elfin magic?
12/30/2009 3:30:09 PM EDT
[#37]




Quoted:

Is that a guy?




12/30/2009 3:32:37 PM EDT
[#38]







12/30/2009 3:43:34 PM EDT
[#39]

barney franks personal assistant