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12/26/2009 2:41:57 PM EDT
Face it, if a fat, old man in North Texas can think of such a thing, it is already being tested somewhere.  How hard would it be to put packets of explosives inside the body cavity of a suicide bomber?
12/26/2009 2:43:30 PM EDT
[#1]
Ass bomb.  Already been done.



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2646557/Suicide-bomber-hid-explosives-up-his-backside.html
12/26/2009 2:46:50 PM EDT
[#2]


It did; it slightly injured the intended target, then redecorated the guy's office in all shades of brown and red. Smebody obviously forgott that the bomber's own body took the bulk of th blast and only left a hell of a mess. Gross.
12/26/2009 2:50:05 PM EDT
[#3]


12/26/2009 2:50:05 PM EDT
[#4]


Blow it out your ass.

12/26/2009 2:50:49 PM EDT
[#5]
Did you watch "Batman: The Dark Knight" recently?  
12/26/2009 2:51:46 PM EDT
[#6]
yeesh
12/26/2009 3:01:59 PM EDT
[#7]
Didn't you watch Hitman?
12/26/2009 3:02:51 PM EDT
[#8]
or.... Batman?
12/26/2009 3:07:53 PM EDT
[#9]
I hate to break this to you, but women have been getting surgically implanted boobs for quite some time now.
12/26/2009 3:09:04 PM EDT
[#10]



Quoted:







It did; it slightly injured the intended target, then redecorated the guy's office in all shades of brown and red. Smebody obviously forgott that the bomber's own body took the bulk of th blast and only left a hell of a mess.
Gross.



Yup.  The detailed pics are on the Web.  Guy ended up as large chunks all over room and only killed himself in the process.  



They're going to have to come up with higher density explosives in order to make this one work next time.



 
12/26/2009 3:10:08 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:

Quoted:


It did; it slightly injured the intended target, then redecorated the guy's office in all shades of brown and red. Smebody obviously forgott that the bomber's own body took the bulk of th blast and only left a hell of a mess. Gross.

Yup.  The detailed pics are on the Web.  Guy ended up as large chunks all over room and only killed himself in the process.  

They're going to have to come up with higher density explosives in order to make this one work next time.
 


Or get some bigger assholes.
12/26/2009 3:10:58 PM EDT
[#13]
Bombs...it said bombs.

Damnit, I thought it said boobs.
12/26/2009 3:12:55 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:


It did; it slightly injured the intended target, then redecorated the guy's office in all shades of brown and red. Smebody obviously forgott that the bomber's own body took the bulk of th blast and only left a hell of a mess. Gross.


If only suicide bombers were dumb enough to do this all the time...

Suicide Bomber: He walks into a crowded place.
Suicide Bomber: He then looks around.
Suicide Bomber: Trying to look casual, he puts a cigarette in his mouth.
Suicide Bomber: He lights a match...
Suicide Bomber: Which he promptly sticks up his butt
Suicide Bomber: BOOOOMMMM! SPLAT!
People: EEEEEWWWW! That guy just turned to goo!
12/26/2009 3:15:33 PM EDT
[#15]
Wont have much room in a living person to pack enough explosives in them to be a real big threat to people. You need a dead body that you can remove the internal organs in order to pack in enough explosives to be really dangerous.
12/26/2009 5:05:29 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Bombs...it said bombs.

Damnit, I thought it said boobs.


That's ok I did too.
12/26/2009 5:07:20 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Bombs...it said bombs.

Damnit, I thought it said boobs.


That's ok I did too.


third.  
12/26/2009 5:08:09 PM EDT
[#18]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Bombs...it said bombs.



Damnit, I thought it said boobs.




That's ok I did too.


+1



Anyway, they did the surgically implanted bomb thing years ago in La Femme Nikita.



 
12/26/2009 5:10:08 PM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:







It did; it slightly injured the intended target, then redecorated the guy's office in all shades of brown and red. Smebody obviously forgott that the bomber's own body took the bulk of th blast and only left a hell of a mess.
Gross.



I am guessing a prince that is the head of saud Security has a REAL BIG office......

 



Might be more effective in a smaller area (like a Scarebus)
12/26/2009 5:13:13 PM EDT
[#20]
It was already done in the movies, back in the early '80s.

"Wrong is Right" with Sean Connery.

Great movie, I saw it in the theaters when it came out.


12/26/2009 5:16:07 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:

Quoted:


It did; it slightly injured the intended target, then redecorated the guy's office in all shades of brown and red. Smebody obviously forgott that the bomber's own body took the bulk of th blast and only left a hell of a mess. Gross.

Yup.  The detailed pics are on the Web.  Guy ended up as large chunks all over room and only killed himself in the process.  

They're going to have to come up with higher density explosives in order to make this one work next time.
 


Hey Kamal can you pack another pound of C4 up there, we need to use enough explosives to get the job done.
12/26/2009 5:17:47 PM EDT
[#22]
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Wont have much room in a living person to pack enough explosives in them to be a real big threat to people. You need a dead body that you can remove the internal organs in order to pack in enough explosives to be really dangerous.


You don't really need a spleen, two kidneys, or both lungs. Remove some of those and you could free up some room.
12/26/2009 5:17:52 PM EDT
[#23]



Quoted:


Bombs...it said bombs.



Damnit, I thought it said boobs.


Me too.





 
12/26/2009 5:23:25 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Bombs...it said bombs.

Damnit, I thought it said boobs.

Me too.
 


I also.
12/26/2009 5:25:07 PM EDT
[#25]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Wont have much room in a living person to pack enough explosives in them to be a real big threat to people. You need a dead body that you can remove the internal organs in order to pack in enough explosives to be really dangerous.




You don't really need a spleen, two kidneys, or both lungs. Remove some of those and you could free up some room.


Yeah but by the time you were self ambulatory again there might be some pretty serious complications from removing them....

 
12/26/2009 5:42:40 PM EDT
[#26]
They did it one season of Alias, too... post SD-6, I believe.
12/26/2009 5:48:20 PM EDT
[#27]
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They did it one season of Alias, too... post SD-6, I believe.


That show sucked once they dumped the sd6 storyline. I stopped watching.
12/26/2009 5:54:23 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Wont have much room in a living person to pack enough explosives in them to be a real big threat to people. You need a dead body that you can remove the internal organs in order to pack in enough explosives to be really dangerous.


Yeah, I wouldn't want to stand next to someone who's rectum was filled with C-4, but the tissue will shield you well from the explosion, not to mention that there is no metallic shrapnel.
12/26/2009 6:29:42 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Wont have much room in a living person to pack enough explosives in them to be a real big threat to people. You need a dead body that you can remove the internal organs in order to pack in enough explosives to be really dangerous.


You don't really need a spleen, two kidneys, or both lungs. Remove some of those and you could free up some room.

Yeah but by the time you were self ambulatory again there might be some pretty serious complications from removing them....  


Remove a spleen, a lung, a kidney, do a little lipo, and you now have room for few pounds of explosives. As for complications, dude Suicide Bombers aren't know for long term thinking about their physical wellbeing.
12/26/2009 7:02:31 PM EDT
[#30]
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Wont have much room in a living person to pack enough explosives in them to be a real big threat to people.


Disagree. It doesn't take much explosives to make a fatal hole in an airliner, particularly if the terrorist positions himself for maximum damage.
12/26/2009 7:17:28 PM EDT
[#31]
while you could implant something which has been done with cocaine smuggling. I don't know if you could pack enough inside the suicide bomber to do any real damage.
12/26/2009 7:18:30 PM EDT
[#32]
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Wont have much room in a living person to pack enough explosives in them to be a real big threat to people.


Disagree. It doesn't take much explosives to make a fatal hole in an airliner,


Whats a fatal hole? The cabin would decompress and the stupid masks would fall down but it would still fly more than likely.
12/26/2009 7:21:27 PM EDT
[#33]
Am I the only one who read "surgically implanted Boobs"?
12/26/2009 7:24:39 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Wont have much room in a living person to pack enough explosives in them to be a real big threat to people. You need a dead body that you can remove the internal organs in order to pack in enough explosives to be really dangerous.


Do they x-ray coffins? Dead bodies get shipped as cargo on planes all the time.
12/26/2009 7:27:51 PM EDT
[#35]
I wanna see some boobs, not bombs.
12/26/2009 7:30:21 PM EDT
[#36]



Quoted:


Wont have much room in a living person to pack enough explosives in them to be a real big threat to people. You need a dead body that you can remove the internal organs in order to pack in enough explosives to be really dangerous.


Or just get a really FAT bad guy, and replace some flab with explosives...



 
12/26/2009 7:31:24 PM EDT
[#37]



Quoted:


Am I the only one who read "surgically implanted Boobs"?


not sure if serious.



Search the page for "boobs."



 
12/26/2009 7:36:08 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
I am guessing a prince that is the head of saud Security has a REAL BIG office......  

Might be more effective in a smaller area (like a Scarebus)


The challenge is the delivery system. When the bomb is inside the human body the force of the explosion will be largely absorbed by blasting the human body into goo. So that requires packing a lot of explosives into the body. You can live with only one kidney...and without most of your intestines.
12/27/2009 12:51:10 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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Wont have much room in a living person to pack enough explosives in them to be a real big threat to people.


Disagree. It doesn't take much explosives to make a fatal hole in an airliner,


Whats a fatal hole? The cabin would decompress and the stupid masks would fall down but it would still fly more than likely.


+1

Remember a couple of years back when that airliner in Hawaii had a whole section of the top of the plane get ripped off from ?metal fatigue?  It seems like it would take more than putting a hole into an airplane to take it down.