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12/23/2009 6:22:28 PM EDT
Sometimes when my wife is nagging me I fantasize about shooting guns with no ear protection until I am permanently deaf. I expect i would end up with permanent tinnitus though.

If you fully understood the downsides, and wanted to become deaf, how would you go about it?
12/23/2009 6:24:37 PM EDT
[#1]
huh?
12/23/2009 6:25:51 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
If you fully understood the downsides, and wanted to become deaf, how would you go about it?


A quart of cheap gin and two ice picks.

12/23/2009 6:26:20 PM EDT
[#3]
Are you fucking stupid?

I have tinnitus and hearing loss and it sucks
12/23/2009 6:29:03 PM EDT
[#4]
fixing your wife might be easier and less painful.
12/23/2009 6:30:59 PM EDT
[#5]
Nagging is background noise.  The wife may attribute your lack of response to hearing loss.

12/23/2009 6:31:57 PM EDT
[#6]
Just put this on the front lawn





12/23/2009 6:32:24 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Sometimes when my wife is nagging me I fantasize about shooting guns with no ear protection until I am permanently deaf. I expect i would end up with permanent tinnitus though.

If you fully understood the downsides, and wanted to become deaf, how would you go about it?


Mix Oxycontin and some other drugs like Rush did
12/23/2009 6:32:52 PM EDT
[#8]


Don't do it. You'll end up having to turn the TV way up and then she will nag yell at you to turn it down
12/23/2009 6:33:57 PM EDT
[#9]
Tinnitus is no laughing matter.  I have continual ring in my ears and can't hear normal conversation.  Trust me, you don't want that.
12/23/2009 6:34:11 PM EDT
[#10]
Use the icepick on your wife not your eardrums.
12/23/2009 6:34:56 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Sometimes when my wife is nagging me I fantasize about shooting guns with no ear protection until I am permanently deaf. I expect i would end up with permanent tinnitus though.

If you fully understood the downsides, and wanted to become deaf, how would you go about it?


If I wanted to become blind so I wouldn't have to read stupid drivel like this how would I do it? Ah yes,the ignore button.
12/23/2009 6:42:23 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Tinnitus is no laughing matter.  I have continual ring in my ears and can't hear normal conversation.  Trust me, you don't want that.


This, if you're in a quiet room the ringing gets irritating.
12/23/2009 6:55:37 PM EDT
[#13]
Tinnitus sucks, and mid-range hearing loss sucks more.

Careful what you wish for.

Getting rid of wife would be less painful.
12/23/2009 6:57:06 PM EDT
[#14]
Earplugs?

Noisebrakers?


12/23/2009 7:00:36 PM EDT
[#15]
Selective Hearing Loss?
12/23/2009 7:06:09 PM EDT
[#16]
Are you fucking stupid?

I have tinnitus and hearing loss and it sucks


I'll second that.
12/23/2009 7:08:32 PM EDT
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12/23/2009 7:10:14 PM EDT
[#18]
Causing yourself damage to avoid the nagging?  

Your priorities are all wrong, take it to the source.
12/23/2009 7:11:45 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Sometimes when my wife is nagging me I fantasize about shooting guns with no ear protection until I am permanently deaf. I expect i would end up with permanent tinnitus though.

If you fully understood the downsides, and wanted to become deaf, how would you go about it?


Haven't been married long have you?

You gotta learn to tune out unimportant crap. Been married almost 14 years and I am getting pretty good at it.
12/23/2009 7:19:45 PM EDT
[#20]
Yeah, I have it for real. I can't even hear my damn cell phone when it rings. Yes it is from years of shooting and flight line duty with no ear protection. As for what your original first portion, no comment.
12/23/2009 7:20:13 PM EDT
[#21]
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If you fully understood the downsides, and wanted to become deaf, how would you go about it?


Aminoglycosides instilled in the middle ear.

But it would screw up your balance too.

You would look like this ––->