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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - He Went To Jared (Page 1 of 2)

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12/22/2009 10:41:50 PM EDT
...and wasted a butload of money....





If I hear another one of those damned commercials, I am going to puke







Time to turn off the TV....





That is all...

 
12/22/2009 10:42:28 PM EDT
[#1]
yep



or



Every kiss begins with Kay's

My sister remarked awhile back that way more kisses begin with budweiser

12/22/2009 10:43:02 PM EDT
[#2]
They'll slack off for a week or two after Christmas, but be ready for them again leading up to Valentine's day.

12/22/2009 10:44:35 PM EDT
[#3]
yea, fuck that bitch ungrateful bitch, for our special day she gets an hour outside the basement and an extra can of dogfood

teenagers
12/22/2009 10:44:42 PM EDT
[#4]
I've got great news!


I just saved a bunch of money by switching to the Mustang Ranch.
12/22/2009 10:44:52 PM EDT
[#5]
12/22/2009 10:47:53 PM EDT
[#6]
hey she's gonna love you for it. Feel good about that.  But yeah, they've been hitting the commercials pretty hard. I got my girl a new big screen and a PS3 (what she asked for). She doesn't care for jewelry that much. You probably done great.
12/22/2009 10:54:04 PM EDT
[#7]



at least Im not alone.................
12/22/2009 10:54:39 PM EDT
[#8]
The blonde girl in the one where she's doing the morning crossword puzzle....she friggin' HOT!
12/22/2009 10:56:19 PM EDT
[#9]
Try having marital problems with your spouse sitting on the couch next to you when one of those commercials comes on...... Things get very awkward and quiet.
12/22/2009 10:57:22 PM EDT
[#10]
ETA: Holy double tap batman.
12/22/2009 11:04:17 PM EDT
[#11]
"It fell off da back of da truck, I saved even more!"
12/22/2009 11:06:09 PM EDT
[#12]
Jared, the gun hating gallery of faggotry


(FYI - all the local faggotry galleries have cute little "no gun signs" pasted, which means jack shit in my state)

12/22/2009 11:07:43 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
yep

or

Every kiss begins with Kay's
My sister remarked awhile back that way more kisses begin with budweiser



In college, I used to hear people rip on those commercials by saying

"Every jackoff begins with a J" .

12/22/2009 11:09:13 PM EDT
[#14]
My wife told me she doesn't love me anymore then a few days later is complaining that her wedding ring broke and the stone is missing. Now she wants a $4000 wedding set. Now I know I can look stupid but holy crap I didn't think I looked like I was that stupid.
12/22/2009 11:10:51 PM EDT
[#15]
I thought this was going to be about Subway
12/22/2009 11:17:43 PM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:


My wife told me she doesn't love me anymore
then a few days later is complaining that her wedding ring broke and the stone is missing.
Now she wants a $4000 wedding set.

Now I know I can look stupid but holy crap I didn't think I looked like I was that stupid.


They make fake diamonds for a reason.




 
12/22/2009 11:25:20 PM EDT
[#17]
Someone explain to me the value of jewelry besides it being a pie ticket. I just don't get it.

 
12/22/2009 11:32:41 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Someone explain to me the value of jewelry besides it being a pie ticket. I just don't get it.  


it's a significant amount of money that shows a woman that you are very interested in her if you are willing to dump buttloads of money down on a piece of metal and a stone.
12/23/2009 12:07:00 AM EDT
[#19]
Much more effective.

12/23/2009 12:10:23 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
yea, fuck that bitch ungrateful bitch, for our special day she gets an hour outside the basement and an extra can of dogfood

teenagers


12/23/2009 12:15:05 AM EDT
[#21]


12/23/2009 12:30:33 AM EDT
[#22]



Quoted:


I've got great news!





I just saved a bunch of money by switching to the Mustang Ranch.


FTW



 
12/23/2009 12:32:42 AM EDT
[#23]





Quoted:



My wife told me she doesn't love me anymore

then a few days later is complaining that her wedding ring broke and the stone is missing.

Now she wants a $4000 wedding set.



Now I know I can look stupid but holy crap I didn't think I looked like I was that stupid.



Hand her an IRA and a cubic zirconia..


 
12/23/2009 12:33:32 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
yep

or

Every kiss begins with Kay's
My sister remarked awhile back that way more kisses begin with budweiser


Smart sis! Pics?
12/23/2009 12:38:15 AM EDT
[#25]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Someone explain to me the value of jewelry besides it being a pie ticket. I just don't get it.  




it's a significant amount of money that shows a woman that you are very interested in her if you are willing to dump buttloads of money down on a piece of metal and a stone.


It's a bullshit tradition invented by the diamond cartel....to bring more value to common polished rocks.



Put that money towards a house or a retirement fund...it will hold it's value more than a diamond from Jareds...



 
12/23/2009 1:03:41 AM EDT
[#26]
Female friend of mine was over a few days ago, and one of those commercials came on while she was cooking something.  She started mumbling that if "he went to Jared," she'd tell him to go back and find a real jeweler, lol.
12/23/2009 1:55:19 AM EDT
[#27]
Pawn shop for the win
12/23/2009 1:59:37 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Pawn shop for the win


You buy cubic zirconia at diamond prices?
12/23/2009 2:01:40 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Someone explain to me the value of jewelry besides it being a pie ticket. I just don't get it.  


Propaganda pushed by a bunch of greedy fucks, brainwashing women that if you really love them you will buy them a ring they can show their friends instead of a car they can get actual use out of.

Fortunately, I have avoided women who bought that BS.  My response to women who buy it is move to Saudi.  you're hubby will by you a shit ton as if you get divorced all you get to keep is the jewelry.

3 months of my salary is 9-13 K.
12/23/2009 2:06:55 AM EDT
[#30]
Those irritate the hell out of me.






Quoted:



I've got great news!





I just saved a bunch of money by switching to the Mustang Ranch.




oh shit





 
12/23/2009 5:34:06 AM EDT
[#31]
He may have went to Jareds but he will be going to a lawyer to get that expensive ass engagement ring back once he realizes that he's with a gold digger that required him to go to jareds in the first place.
12/23/2009 5:36:55 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
...and wasted a butload of money....

If I hear another one of those damned commercials, I am going to puke

Time to turn off the TV....

That is all...  


Oh yeah that jingle of theirs (tv and radio)  tends to make me want to crush my head through a wall.
12/23/2009 5:56:29 AM EDT
[#33]
Most of that "cookie cutter" jewelry comes from Pakistan and other ROP countries.  Supporting these places supports the ROP.
12/23/2009 5:58:59 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Female friend of mine was over a few days ago, and one of those commercials came on while she was cooking something.  She started mumbling that if "he went to Jared," she'd tell him to go back and find a real jeweler, lol.


My wife (a real jeweler) has similar opinions of all the mall stores, especially since she ran one for many years.

"Their diamonds look like frozen spit" is one of her favorite descriptions.
12/23/2009 6:01:42 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Someone explain to me the value of jewelry besides it being a pie ticket. I just don't get it.  


Some people (mostly women, admittedly) just plane like it. My wife is a jewelry fanatic the way we are gun nuts. Everyone has their own thing.

That said, the whole "three month salary" thing has been shown to be a BS marketing gimmick.
12/23/2009 6:07:16 AM EDT
[#36]
I like jewelry.....unique stuff anyways . I dont wear it myself , but when I can afford it, I like to treat my woman to something tasteful and unique.

Antique estate jewelry from a 'mom & pop ' store FTW!!


If my wife ever squeals  "He went to Jarrett !"........its going to be because I went to Kenny 's Place






12/23/2009 6:07:29 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Someone explain to me the value of jewelry besides it being a pie ticket. I just don't get it.  


Some people (mostly women, admittedly) just plane like it. My wife is a jewelry fanatic the way we are gun nuts. Everyone has their own thing.

That said, the whole "three month salary" thing has been shown to be a BS marketing gimmick.


So if I make $24k/year, I'm supposed to spend $6,000 on a ring?  That'll probably happen.  
12/23/2009 6:08:30 AM EDT
[#38]
He went into debt!

12/23/2009 6:09:02 AM EDT
[#39]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Female friend of mine was over a few days ago, and one of those commercials came on while she was cooking something.  She started mumbling that if "he went to Jared," she'd tell him to go back and find a real jeweler, lol.




My wife (a real jeweler) has similar opinions of all the mall stores, especially since she ran one for many years.



"Their diamonds look like frozen spit" is one of her favorite descriptions.


I own three retail jewelry stores and I'm a Master Jeweler, we say the same thing about the mid-level chain stores. We also call their diamonds Elmer's Glue drops.



Guys, stay away from the commercial jewelry stores and go with a local Mom and Pop store.






 
12/23/2009 6:12:45 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Someone explain to me the value of jewelry besides it being a pie ticket. I just don't get it.  


Some people (mostly women, admittedly) just plane like it. My wife is a jewelry fanatic the way we are gun nuts. Everyone has their own thing.

That said, the whole "three month salary" thing has been shown to be a BS marketing gimmick.


So if I make $24k/year, I'm supposed to spend $6,000 on a ring?  That'll probably happen.  


I spent more than that, but since it was wholesale, I did "OK". I paid 1/3 of what retail would have been.

The interesting thing is that the better and more expensive jewelry is, the better it holds its value. It's the common crap that is triple-keyed or worse (i.e. - sold at 300% of wholesale) that is an utter ripoff because it will NEVER be worth what they're charging for it.

As with so many things in life, I've learned that in jewelry you have to know what you're doing when you buy, and that those who buy and know what they're doing are motivated for a love of the stuff, which is all good by me. Everyone has to have a passion for something.

What pisses me off is when they sell you jewelry hamburger at Kobe beef filet mignon prices and tell you you're getting a "great deal".
12/23/2009 6:18:06 AM EDT
[#41]
All the women on those commercials need to be punched in the box.
12/23/2009 6:18:37 AM EDT
[#42]
Diamonds.....

yea, she'll pretty much have to......
12/23/2009 6:20:49 AM EDT
[#43]



Quoted:


All the women on those commercials need to be punched in the box.


Yup, but the whole diamond market is a great scam.



 
12/23/2009 6:20:53 AM EDT
[#44]
Wow.  I didn't really realize until this thread that I just don't see commercials anymore.  I freakin' love this DVR that we finally got.
12/23/2009 6:21:48 AM EDT
[#45]






















12/23/2009 6:24:50 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
I've got great news!


I just saved a bunch of money by switching to the Mustang Ranch.


Tailgate tested, Tailhook approved!  
12/23/2009 6:27:12 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Someone explain to me the value of jewelry besides it being a pie ticket. I just don't get it.  


Some people (mostly women, admittedly) just plane like it. My wife is a jewelry fanatic the way we are gun nuts. Everyone has their own thing.

That said, the whole "three month salary" thing has been shown to be a BS marketing gimmick.


You can't look at it like a normal purchse, what you are buying is a chance for her to show off and be the center of attention. I proposed about two weeks ago (been living together for five, dating for 8.5 years). I went to jareds, I also told her if she ever uses those words I was taking it back.

I know I spent a shit ton of money on something that is worthless. I know the money could have been spent on much cooler toys. I also know that she has thought about her wedding and her ring since she was about 8 years old. That stupid ring means more to her than any other physical thing in the world, she will wear it everyday and every new girl/woman she meets will look at it and ohhh and ahhhh. I see it as a one time expense to buy her the "ring of her dreams" in the long run the ring will bring her more smiles than the money would bring me.
12/23/2009 6:29:20 AM EDT
[#49]
From what I understand, Jared is anti-gun.  So screw them.
12/23/2009 6:30:29 AM EDT
[#50]




Quoted:

yea, fuck that bitch ungrateful bitch, for our special day she gets an hour outside the basement and an extra can of dogfood



teenagers




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