Posted: 12/22/2009 9:31:23 PM EDT
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Who's done it and how much did you get for it?? Just saw on Manswers that you can donate up to like 2-3 times a week and make like $600 per "deposit". I've heard you only get like $50. |
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I understand that the selection process is somewhat grueling, and a very small percentage of applicants are selected. That's the only thing that keeps me from going out of my mind thinking about the potential millions of dollars that I've shot over the last 30+ years... |
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Who's done it and how much did you get for it?? Just saw on Manswers that you can donate up to like 2-3 times a week and make like $600 per "deposit". I've heard you only get like $50. Sure ... you don't even need to call first, just go to the police department and unload near the front door ... they will come out and give you money. |
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On the subject. Would it be wise to put some of my dudes in a sperm bank and then get a vasectomy so I don't have to worry about impregnating females but can still have my own spawn? I just keep mine in a jar for the same purpose. FFS, they're not sea monkeys... 
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Quoted: I understand that the selection process is somewhat grueling, and a very small percentage of applicants are selected. That's the only thing that keeps me from going out of my mind thinking about the potential millions of dollars that I've shot over the last 30+ years... I think I could be good to go based upon the criteria I've heard, basically they want tall, college educated, good looking and disease free guys. I'm not Brad Pitt but I'm a good looking guy with a bachelor's degree, 6'4'' and good health. If you can make 2-3 deposits a week and make $500 for each deposit then I'll quit my job tmw!!! |
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I'd be afraid of my legitimate little me marrying my other illegitimate little me.... What and making an even more retared you?
I kid I don't know if you are retarded or not. This from the guy who stumbled over spelling retarded?
Damn it I was typing to fast. 
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I understand that the selection process is somewhat grueling, and a very small percentage of applicants are selected. That's the only thing that keeps me from going out of my mind thinking about the potential millions of dollars that I've shot over the last 30+ years... I think I could be good to go based upon the criteria I've heard, basically they want tall, college educated, good looking and disease free guys. I'm not Brad Pitt but I'm a good looking guy with a bachelor's degree, 6'4'' and good health. If you can make 2-3 deposits a week and make $500 for each deposit then I'll quit my job tmw!!!
Oh yeah ... having the degree makes a lot of difference. No one ever saw educated idiots until nazi pelosi & co. showed up. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I understand that the selection process is somewhat grueling, and a very small percentage of applicants are selected. That's the only thing that keeps me from going out of my mind thinking about the potential millions of dollars that I've shot over the last 30+ years... I think I could be good to go based upon the criteria I've heard, basically they want tall, college educated, good looking and disease free guys. I'm not Brad Pitt but I'm a good looking guy with a bachelor's degree, 6'4'' and good health. If you can make 2-3 deposits a week and make $500 for each deposit then I'll quit my job tmw!!! Oh yeah ... having the degree makes a lot of difference. No one ever saw educated idiots until nazi pelosi & co. showed up. Yeah, your education does matter. Don't ask how I know... or how I paid for my first AR...  First of all, I'm not sure if this is very common unsolicited. If you are serious ask your doctor for a reference. You will be asked about everything in your past, you and your family's health history (and med records). They will do a background check on you, including financial. If you were adopted, I was told you could forget it (too any variables). You will give several 'donations' that will be speced out for motility, count, etc... They may ask for blood work. IF all this works out, you can sign a contract to donate. HAVE A LAWYER READ THIS CONTRACT BEFORE YOU SIGN IT. Most are pretty boiler plate, but CYA. Then, do your thing and get paid.... But - what about the what about? You need to be secure in where you are and mature enough to understand that there might be your biological ospring running around out there that you have no idea about. It's a bigger issue than it seems on the face... If you don't think so then you probably aren't the right candidate? Remember that the material you donate is often the one thing that some woman or couple will pin hopes of having a child on. No joke. Other than that it's just squirt in a cup...  |
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you don't even need to call first, just go to the police department and unload near the front door ... they will come out and give you money. Being somewhat bashful, I prefer to use the night deposit box... Yes... the nice lady will come out to help you... it's a very nice experience
edit to swap pics. |
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Can someone post the clip from the sperm bank? |
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I've done it. But I wasn't a "donor", I did it as an income source.
1. The medical screening is a very rigorous process. The place I was employed by (in Northern Virginia while assigned there with the Army) had a 97% rejection rate. You could simply go to their website and look through the information, and initiate a "I want to be a donor" process there. But lots of exams, lots of blood draws, lots of medical history, lots of psych evals, lots of sonograms, etc later, only 3% of the applicants were accepted. 2. They paid based on "usable doses". Each visit paid you a $50 flat fee, plus an amount for each usuable dose. The number of doses for a single deposit would vary, based on your health, your diet, your recent activity, etc. Most guys averaged between $75 and $200 per visit. 3. You are required to contract with them. The testing is very expensive, and they want you to commit for at least a year, at least once a week, or else you are liable for the cost of all that screening. 4. Once a week is a given for producing usable doses, some guys could do 3 times a week. I always did at least one, and some weeks did two. If I pushed them closer than that, or did it on a Monday after a good weekend, the dose would not be usable and they rejected it. So after a few weeks I learned the routine and simply worked it into my schedule. 5. Yes, they paid more (and marketed you more) for guys with degrees and "professional" success. I only have a Masters, and some guys got paid more who had PhDs. 6. You have to live very near the facility, due to testing and donation schedules. No mail order donations... Yes, I know my donor number and no, I'm not gonna post it here. Yes, I know some of my doses were used to good effect and there and mini-TAPs out there. Here's the place I "worked for": Fairfax Cryobank What else you wanna know?
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