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AR15.COM
12/19/2009 11:58:53 PM EDT
This stuff works!

www.antimonkeybutt.com
12/20/2009 12:15:09 AM EDT
[#1]
As someone who rides a MC on 600 mile day trips occasionally, I concur with your ASSesment of said powder.
12/20/2009 12:33:48 AM EDT
[#2]
Good stuff +1 toss some in your socks too for happy feet
12/20/2009 12:43:37 AM EDT
[#3]
Great for dusting your junk on a hot July day too!

12/20/2009 1:28:16 AM EDT
[#4]
A great gift for that obese relative who always rides their Go-Go Ultra X Electric Scooter.
12/20/2009 1:44:25 AM EDT
[#5]
Does it work better then baby powder?
12/20/2009 2:14:56 AM EDT
[#6]
I've been using it for years mountain biking and rock climbing.  Butt, junk, and feet.
12/20/2009 2:23:36 AM EDT
[#7]
Hmmm thought it was a military thing. I got a case of monkey butt once in Panama.
12/20/2009 2:27:38 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Hmmm thought it was a military thing. I got a case of monkey butt once in Panama.


Isn't that what the penicillin is for?
12/20/2009 2:30:17 AM EDT
[#9]
The Wife has been using Gold Bond. I'll show this to her and see what she says. Maybe = for me?
12/20/2009 2:30:46 AM EDT
[#10]
Paging Slug-O !!  












12/20/2009 3:59:49 AM EDT
[#11]
Be a man, use Gold Bond Maximum Strength. Anything less does nothing butt cake.
12/20/2009 4:01:56 AM EDT
[#12]
Gold Bond Medicated in the Green bottle FTW!!!  
12/20/2009 4:02:23 AM EDT
[#13]
There is also something known as Dial Soap.
12/20/2009 4:16:15 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Gold Bond Medicated in the Green bottle FTW!!!  


This make my boys tingly.
12/20/2009 4:25:47 AM EDT
[#15]
I don't know about monkey butt, but the best thing I have found for prevention of swamp ass is corn starch.  If you miss the prevention step, diaper rash ointment is the best thing for relief.
12/20/2009 4:35:39 AM EDT
[#16]
Plain ole corn starch will work just as good.  
12/20/2009 5:04:22 AM EDT
[#17]
Corn starch promotes bacteria growth. It may be okay for a couple of hours, but not an entire day.
12/21/2009 3:44:28 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Does it work better then baby powder?


According to fans of AMBP, yes.

One of the active ingredients in AMBP is calamine.
12/21/2009 3:46:31 AM EDT
[#19]
There is a joke that goes something like this:




Wife: I wish I had bigger breasts!




Husband: Try rubbing them with toilet paper.




Wife: That will give me bigger breasts?




Husband: Look what it has done for your ass!

 
12/21/2009 3:48:19 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Gold Bond Medicated in the Green bottle FTW!!!  


12/21/2009 3:51:00 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
There is a joke that goes something like this:

Wife: I wish I had bigger breasts!

Husband: Try rubbing them with toilet paper.

Wife: That will give me bigger breasts?

Husband: Look what it has done for your ass!  


LOL!
12/21/2009 4:08:45 AM EDT
[#22]
Swamp Ass is a better description
12/21/2009 4:24:35 AM EDT
[#23]
Oh my