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12/18/2009 3:46:00 AM EDT
Guts vs. Balls

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about
people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference
between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definitions are listed below:

                 GUTS: - Is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having
the guts to ask : 'Are you still cleaning, or are you
flying somewhere?'

                 BALLS: - Is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the
balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

                 I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is no difference in the
outcome.

                  Both result in death.
12/18/2009 3:47:28 AM EDT
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12/18/2009 3:48:06 AM EDT
[#2]
12/18/2009 3:48:38 AM EDT
[#3]
12/18/2009 3:49:55 AM EDT
[#4]
Something tells me TBS had a long night on the couch

ETA: damn I used post 2000 on that you should feel special TBS
12/18/2009 4:14:17 AM EDT
[#5]
just a friendly public service announcement
12/18/2009 4:19:46 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
just a friendly public service announcement


Fair enough then, try to keep yourself out of the dog house will ya
12/18/2009 4:23:22 AM EDT
[#7]
that is some funny shit
12/18/2009 4:38:26 AM EDT
[#8]
Now we know.

And knowing is half the battle!
12/18/2009 4:58:59 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Now we know.

And knowing is half the battle!


GO JOE!
12/18/2009 5:00:17 AM EDT
[#10]

12/18/2009 5:15:01 AM EDT
[#11]
LMFAO!
12/18/2009 5:17:32 AM EDT
[#12]


12/18/2009 5:19:08 AM EDT
[#13]
'You're next, Chubby.'

here is my throw down piece baby


zipper sounds and screams
12/18/2009 5:32:18 AM EDT
[#14]
Dam beer slayer I drink a shit load of  beer and never think of shit like that.

and I guess I don't have either
12/18/2009 5:44:07 AM EDT
[#15]
I gotta tell you, I kinda admire a man with that much ass.  Now make no mistake, it's gonna cost him, but still...


Jane
12/18/2009 5:46:23 AM EDT
[#16]
This is going into an e-mail
12/18/2009 11:46:31 AM EDT
[#17]
bump for the unemployed that sleep in
12/18/2009 7:44:36 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
just a friendly public service announcement


12/18/2009 7:48:29 PM EDT
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12/18/2009 7:50:35 PM EDT
[#20]
I totally have guts.
12/18/2009 7:53:11 PM EDT
[#21]
funny, but to pick nits those aren't definitions at all- they're illustrations.  
12/18/2009 7:55:58 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
just a friendly public service announcement


Fair enough then, try to keep yourself out of the dog house will ya


Screw that, she wants me in the dog house after the ass pat and "you're next", she's gonna have to go build one FOR ME.

ETA:  And it better have SAMMICHES!  
12/18/2009 7:56:15 PM EDT
[#23]
"I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.



Medically speaking there is no difference in the



outcome.
                  Both result in death."

Truth.



 
12/19/2009 2:50:05 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
just a friendly public service announcement


Talking from experience?