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12/17/2009 9:25:14 AM EDT
Police Harassment



Recently, the Chula Vista, California Police
Department ran an e-mail forum (a question and answer exchange) with
the topic being, "Community Policing."



One of the civilian email
participants posed the following question, "I would like to know how it
is possible for police officers to continually harass people and get
away with it?"



From the "other side" (the law enforcement side) Sgt. Bennett, obviously a cop with a sense of humor replied:



"First
of all, let me tell you this...it's not easy. In Chula Vista, we
average one cop for every 600 people. Only about 60% of those cops are
on general duty (or what you might refer to as "patrol") where we do
most of our harassing.



The rest are in non-harassing departments
that do not allow them contact with the day to day innocents. And at
any given moment, only one-fifth of the 60% patrollers are on duty and
available for harassing people while the rest are off duty. So roughly,
one cop is responsible for harassing about 5,000 residents.



When
you toss in the commercial business, and tourist locations that attract
people from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single
cop is responsible for harassing 10,000 or more people a day.





Now,
your average ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds long. This gives a cop
one second to harass a person, and then only three-fourths of a second
to eat a donut AND then find a new person to harass. This is not an
easy task. To be honest, most cops are not up to this challenge day in
and day out. It is just too tiring. What we do is utilize some tools to
help us narrow down those people which we can realistically harass.



The tools available to us are as follows:



PHONE:
People will call us up and point out things that cause us to focus on a
person for special harassment. "My neighbor is beating his wife" is a
code phrase used often. This means we'll come out and give somebody
some special harassment.



Another popular one is, "There's a guy breaking into a house." The harassment team is then put into action.



CARS:
We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive. They like to
harass the drivers of fast cars, cars with no insurance or no driver's
licenses and the like. It's lots of fun when you pick them out of
traffic for nothing more obvious than running a red light. Sometimes
you get to really heap the harassment on when you find they have drugs
in the car, they are drunk, or have an outstanding warrant on file.



RUNNERS:
Some people take off running just at the sight of a police officer.
Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like a beagle on
the scent of a bunny. When you catch them you can harass them for hours.



STATUTES:
When we don't have PHONES or CARS and have nothing better to do, there
are actually books that give us ideas for reasons to harass folks. They
are called "Statutes"; Criminal Codes, Motor Vehicle Codes, etc... They
all spell out all sorts of things for which you can really

mess with people.



After
you read the statute, you can just drive around for awhile until you
find someone violating one of these listed offenses and harass them.
Just last week I saw a guy trying to steal a car. Well, there's this
book we have that says that's not allowed. That meant I got permission
to harass this guy. It is a really cool system that we have set up, and
it works pretty well.



We seem to have a never-ending supply of
folks to harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because for the good
citizens who pay the tab, we try to keep the streets safe for them, and
they pay us to "harass" some people.



Next time you are in my
town, give me the old "single finger wave." That's another one of those
codes. It means, "You can't harass me."
12/17/2009 9:32:20 AM EDT
[#1]
I LOL'ed
12/17/2009 9:41:33 AM EDT
[#2]
So you can't flip off the cops?
12/17/2009 9:41:44 AM EDT
[#3]
I don't care who you are, that there's funny.

12/17/2009 9:43:43 AM EDT
[#4]
Fail.  This was written by a friend of mine, who has his original copy.  Nothing to do with Chula Vista, it's been bumped all over, time and time again, credited to everyone BUT him...

I'll check with him before I give out identifiers.  But I do know it was stolen, essentially, from him.
12/17/2009 9:48:00 AM EDT
[#5]



Quoted:


Fail.  This was written by a friend of mine, who has his original copy.  Nothing to do with Chula Vista, it's been bumped all over, time and time again, credited to everyone BUT him...



I'll check with him before I give out identifiers.  But I do know it was stolen, essentially, from him.


Well get him to take credit! It's great, all except the last line. I say that, because my dad told me when he went to cop school, he was told he could not pull someone over for flipping him off, my have times changed.



 
12/17/2009 9:51:22 AM EDT
[#6]
12/17/2009 9:51:39 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Fail.  This was written by a friend of mine, who has his original copy.  Nothing to do with Chula Vista, it's been bumped all over, time and time again, credited to everyone BUT him...

I'll check with him before I give out identifiers.  But I do know it was stolen, essentially, from him.


Stolen by everyone––-dude, that thing has been hitting my inbox since '03 at least.
12/17/2009 9:54:48 AM EDT
[#8]
Not bad story, but I doubt if it were ever told to anyone outside the police department or the interwebz.
12/17/2009 9:55:38 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Fail.  This was written by a friend of mine, who has his original copy.  Nothing to do with Chula Vista, it's been bumped all over, time and time again, credited to everyone BUT him...

I'll check with him before I give out identifiers.  But I do know it was stolen, essentially, from him.

Well get him to take credit! It's great, all except the last line. I say that, because my dad told me when he went to cop school, he was told he could not pull someone over for flipping him off, my have times changed.
 


Actually, my brother once did just that.  Divided highway, kid rolls by shoves his arm out the window, flips him off with an upward jerk motion.  Brother mails him TWO traffic tickets for "Improper Hand Signal".  It goes to court.  In court, my brother demonstrates how the local scumbag rolled past, putting his arm out the window, signaling a left, then signaled a right, but did neither.  The Judge just laughed, found the guy guilty, two sets of points and fines, and told him next time he signaled, he'd better use all his fingers.  Best part, it was OT for the brother.  A good cop can ALWAYS find something...
12/17/2009 9:55:52 AM EDT
[#10]
I find it amusing that police would actually reach out and communicate with the public they are sworn to serve.

Us versus Them with "feel good" sessions.



12/17/2009 10:00:52 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Fail.  This was written by a friend of mine, who has his original copy.  Nothing to do with Chula Vista, it's been bumped all over, time and time again, credited to everyone BUT him...

I'll check with him before I give out identifiers.  But I do know it was stolen, essentially, from him.


Stolen by everyone––-dude, that thing has been hitting my inbox since '03 at least.


yeah when you put it on the internets it is fair game.
12/17/2009 10:25:51 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
So you can't flip off the cops?


Actually you can - but that guy was pretty funny