[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Sexy Midget Alert! (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 12/16/2009 5:34:19 PM EDT
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Of all places at WalMart.
Cute little thing, blonde and nearly spherical. Came up to about mid-thigh on me. Sorry, no pics. Hurry, they close at ten! 
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on her face, maybe wearing a cape?
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I guess its time for me to post my midget question for the hive again. I always ask this when the subject of midgets comes up.
How many midgets do you think you could take on in a fight (hand to hand combat - no weapons) before the midgets started kicking your ass? I think I could handle six or eight of them, but if more kept attacking after that things might get a little dicey. The main problem would be if they all grabbed onto your legs at once and made you fall over, because once they had you on the ground they kind of have an advantage at "low altitude." What is your "midget maximum" in combat? |
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I guess its time for me to post my midget question for the hive again. I always ask this when the subject of midgets comes up. How many midgets do you think you could take on in a fight (hand to hand combat - no weapons) before the midgets started kicking your ass? I think I could handle six or eight of them, but if more kept attacking after that things might get a little dicey. The main problem would be if they all grabbed onto your legs at once and made you fall over, because once they had you on the ground they kind of have an advantage at "low altitude." What is your "midget maximum" in combat? well it depends on the type, the proportionate ones would be a little tougher then the t rex armed fuckers, then you get into head size that makes it a balance issue so I would have to say around 3,608,125.2 |
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I guess its time for me to post my midget question for the hive again. I always ask this when the subject of midgets comes up. How many midgets do you think you could take on in a fight (hand to hand combat - no weapons) before the midgets started kicking your ass? I think I could handle six or eight of them, but if more kept attacking after that things might get a little dicey. The main problem would be if they all grabbed onto your legs at once and made you fall over, because once they had you on the ground they kind of have an advantage at "low altitude." What is your "midget maximum" in combat? if they are midgets and not dwarves then I could take like 20. Dwarves can be pretty strong though. |
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Type "Do m" into google: http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/8692/midgets.png ...When SHTF I want a midget sniper. 
That's some funny stuff. |
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Quoted: I guess its time for me to post my midget question for the hive again. I always ask this when the subject of midgets comes up. How many midgets do you think you could take on in a fight (hand to hand combat - no weapons) before the midgets started kicking your ass? I think I could handle six or eight of them, but if more kept attacking after that things might get a little dicey. The main problem would be if they all grabbed onto your legs at once and made you fall over, because once they had you on the ground they kind of have an advantage at "low altitude." What is your "midget maximum" in combat? Provided this was hand to hand only, you get your back in a corner and only two can get at you at one time. This works for full sized people too. |
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I guess its time for me to post my midget question for the hive again. I always ask this when the subject of midgets comes up. How many midgets do you think you could take on in a fight (hand to hand combat - no weapons) before the midgets started kicking your ass? I think I could handle six or eight of them, but if more kept attacking after that things might get a little dicey. The main problem would be if they all grabbed onto your legs at once and made you fall over, because once they had you on the ground they kind of have an advantage at "low altitude." What is your "midget maximum" in combat? Insuficant data. Do said midgets have retard strength also???? 
With retard strength 6-8 Without 40-50 |
Wal Mart doesn't close.
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Type "Do m" into google: http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/8692/midgets.png ...When SHTF I want a midget sniper.
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87, of course. Quoted: I guess its time for me to post my midget question for the hive again. I always ask this when the subject of midgets comes up. How many midgets do you think you could take on in a fight (hand to hand combat - no weapons) before the midgets started kicking your ass? I think I could handle six or eight of them, but if more kept attacking after that things might get a little dicey. The main problem would be if they all grabbed onto your legs at once and made you fall over, because once they had you on the ground they kind of have an advantage at "low altitude." What is your "midget maximum" in combat? |
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I would love to knock the bottom out of a hot little midget chickie snack. Your web browser is set on burst with a very slow cyclic rate of fire. I see that. It's a split double tap. Bonus points for that but he's probably only typing with one hand.
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I guess its time for me to post my midget question for the hive again. I always ask this when the subject of midgets comes up. How many midgets do you think you could take on in a fight (hand to hand combat - no weapons) before the midgets started kicking your ass? I think I could handle six or eight of them, but if more kept attacking after that things might get a little dicey. The main problem would be if they all grabbed onto your legs at once and made you fall over, because once they had you on the ground they kind of have an advantage at "low altitude." What is your "midget maximum" in combat? Until this moment, I had never considered this. Now, it is all I can think of. |
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A buddy of mine banged one he picked up at a club. He told me that she was on top and he was holding her by her waist, kinda moving her up and down with his arms. He said everytime he was on the downstroke her left leg would kick out straight and then go back again with each cycle.
I am in tears with laughter as I type this just thinking about him telling the story! I did see her before he took her home, for the record, I would have hit it too. Kinda cute in an Ewok sort of way. |
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I guess its time for me to post my midget question for the hive again. I always ask this when the subject of midgets comes up. How many midgets do you think you could take on in a fight (hand to hand combat - no weapons) before the midgets started kicking your ass? I think I could handle six or eight of them, but if more kept attacking after that things might get a little dicey. The main problem would be if they all grabbed onto your legs at once and made you fall over, because once they had you on the ground they kind of have an advantage at "low altitude." What is your "midget maximum" in combat? Until this moment, I had never considered this. Now, it is all I can think of. I figure after the first couple of midgets meet sudden and embarrassing ends, the next ones will have been demoralized to the point that I believe I could account for as many as 10-11 of them. If you see a comrade in arms do a face skid, your mind kinda just stops being 'In the Fight'. I wonder what a Face Skid sounds like? |