[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Worst possible date ever!!!!! (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 12/16/2009 12:53:17 PM EDT
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This is one of the funniest stories Ive ever read! Caution, explicit language..
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191 |
A friend had the major hots for a certain girl, she'd only go out with him if he found a date for her friend so they could double date. He called me, and I let him talk me into it. They pulled up, I got in the car, only to discover it was a girl from HS who'd tried to get the ultra jock (letterman in every sport, big and bad dude) to kick my ass for saying bad things about her behind her back. LOL I didn't know what she was talking about; turned out it was my twin brother, who was friends with her erstwhile boyfriend, whom she was two-timing with said jock. Anyway, talk about awkward, at least for me. She was sweetheart to the regiment, a slut in other words, I wanted nothing to do with her. Besides which, she was gross––she lisped and talked through her nose (sounded like a harelip), wore coke bottle glasses, plus the story was a guy had to strap a board across his ass to keep from falling in.  I went along for the date, but needless to say I didn't have a good time. Oddly enough, she developed a major crush on me, and chased me for a couple of years after that. And no, I never did get in her pants; better to say she never got in mine.
ETA: I sure can't compete with that story, though. 
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He says the whole situation could have been avoided by pee bottles? No, the whole situation could have been avoided by using the bathroom when you had to go originally and not trying to hold it until you are about to burst... Dude is a fucking idiot. I was laughing my ass off until I saw his supposed way to avoid it. He deserved what get got with that stupid ass idea. |
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In team though brah, so I don't know if it counts brah. But yeah brahs, that guy in that thread has some HUGE issues. Read up on his other threads and stuff and you will see that very quickly. We're talking: -pee bottles -ass cleaning kits for public restrooms (gloves, soap, etc) -duct tape girlfriend in his apartment -and much, much more |
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In team though brah, so I don't know if it counts brah. But yeah brahs, that guy in that thread has some HUGE issues. Read up on his other threads and stuff and you will see that very quickly. We're talking: -pee bottles -ass cleaning kits for public restrooms (gloves, soap, etc) -duct tape girlfriend in his apartment -and much, much more Damn brah, I didn't notice it was in team brah. I remembered the thread in GD and just did a search and thought that was it brah. My bad....brah. 
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In team though brah, so I don't know if it counts brah. But yeah brahs, that guy in that thread has some HUGE issues. Read up on his other threads and stuff and you will see that very quickly. We're talking: -pee bottles -ass cleaning kits for public restrooms (gloves, soap, etc) -duct tape girlfriend in his apartment -and much, much more Damn brah, I didn't notice it was in team brah. I remembered the thread in GD and just did a search and thought that was it brah. My bad....brah. Yeah, the one I was thinking of was in GD for sure. |
