funky nut odor > General Discussion

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:54:06 PM EDT

what causes it and how to get rid of it? I wash and scrub and am a clean person, wear boxer briefs but they still have funk, even shortly after shower. Smells like a musky sex smell.

please dont trash this thrash this thread to much

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:54:59 PM EDT

[#1]

Just wow.

Try some goddamn talc dude... and TMI with your nasty nuts. Holy shit.

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:55:24 PM EDT

[#2]

frumunda cheese!

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:56:07 PM EDT

[#3]

This thread is doomed.

IBTL

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:56:09 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

Just wow.

real world stuff, my wife has never said anything about it and it does not seem to bother her but it does me

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:56:11 PM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:56:36 PM EDT

[#6]

https://www.freshballs.com/

-p.

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:56:38 PM EDT

[#7]

Repeat after me....front to back, front to back.

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:56:49 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Just wow.

real world stuff, my wife has never said anything about it and it does not seem to bother her but it does me

See my edit there, Nasty Nutz.

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:57:05 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Repeat after me....front to back, front to back.

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:58:08 PM EDT

[#10]

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:58:17 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

https://www.freshballs.com/

-p.

video cracked me up

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:58:23 PM EDT

[#12]

Wash your booger flicker after scratching your ass.

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:59:08 PM EDT

[#13]

1. Shave your nuts, be rough about it.

2. Splash on Axe.

3. Put video on youtube, post link here.

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:59:12 PM EDT

[#14]

This could be epic!

BTW: You must be pretty flexable, sniffing you nuts all the time!

ETA: Pour kerosene on the effected area and light a match! Post pic's after the fact.

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:59:38 PM EDT

[#15]

I would reconsider posting things like this in GD and wash your nuts , baby powder and shake it twice

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:59:41 PM EDT

[#16]

Desenex. Works on balls as well as feet.

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:59:54 PM EDT

[#17]

the stuff inside your sack has went bad, you have to cut it open and drain it, like you would a blister

Posted: 12/8/2009 5:59:59 PM EDT

[#18]

Lose some weight. The funk appears quicker when you are fat.

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:00:50 PM EDT

[#19]

A liberal hippy chick walks into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist "I need to buy some deoderant for my boyfriend"
The pharmacist asks "do you want the ball kind?"
and the hippy chick replies "no, it's for under his arms".

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:00:51 PM EDT

[#20]

Monkey-butt powder?

http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=172067&aid=336064&aparam=monkeybutt%20powder&scinit1=monkeybutt%20powder

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:01:05 PM EDT

[#21]

In...

I smell epicness in progress or um... wait

What IS that I smell???

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:01:40 PM EDT

[#22]

I would say use those stawberry flavor suppositories, then the fart smell will drown out the funk....

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:02:32 PM EDT

[#23]

The top layer of skin is dead, and that's what causes it.

Remove it by lightly bouncing them over a running belt sander.

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:02:51 PM EDT

[#24]

grab a handfull of that mystery funk and go around throwing it around at people

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:03:15 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Just wow.

Try some goddamn talc dude... and TMI with your nasty nuts. Holy shit.

OMG dude........your reply made me laugh my ass off. Guess I am just easily amused.

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:03:46 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Repeat after me....front to back, front to back.

Your mom taught you how to wipe your ass didn't she.

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:04:05 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

https://www.freshballs.com/

-p.

Is that a legit product/site? i need to know before I order.

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:04:32 PM EDT

[#28]

really? no one else has gets a stinky sweaty nut sack? I am amazed

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:05:27 PM EDT

[#29]

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:05:44 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Repeat after me....front to back, front to back.

Your mom taught you how to wipe your ass didn't she.

they dont smell like shit, but more of a pheromone smell

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:06:44 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Repeat after me....front to back, front to back.

Your mom taught you how to wipe your ass didn't she.

they dont smell like shit, but more of a pherimone smell

uh huh... yup

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:07:22 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
really? no one else has gets a stinky sweaty nut sack? I am amazed

They might, but they wouldn't post about it in GD!!!

This thread will NOT turn out the way you intended I fear...

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:07:40 PM EDT

[#33]

Quit making a batch of nut butter.

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:07:57 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

really? no one else has gets a stinky sweaty nut sack? I am amazed

you have to sweat first and around here we call it the "SIDE CROTCH"

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:09:05 PM EDT

[#35]

Whoa.

Sort of makes the U.S. gloom and doom threads read like a Smurfs episode.

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:09:14 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
This thread is doomed.

IBTL

yep.

But I think it's called "Crotch Rot"

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:09:59 PM EDT

[#37]

In! I don't know why, but I'm IN!

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:10:46 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
the stuff inside your sack has went bad, you have to cut it open and drain it, like you would a blister

And close up the hole with a stapler.

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:11:27 PM EDT

[#39]

Absorbine Jr will fix ya right up.

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:11:29 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

really? no one else has gets a stinky sweaty nut sack? I am amazed

Get a loofah, and scrub yourself.

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:12:53 PM EDT

[#41]

Yeast infections - not just for wormenz.

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:13:13 PM EDT

[#42]

quit doing the "tuck" with them and let them air out once and a while.....

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:14:48 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
really? no one else has gets a stinky sweaty nut sack? I am amazed

Get a loofah, and scrub yourself.

I do. a lot

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:16:32 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Yeast infections - not just for wormenz.

hmm, never thought of that but they dont seem to have any weird rash or anything

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:17:32 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

Just wow.

Try some goddamn talc dude... and TMI with your nasty nuts. Holy shit.

Yes, talc.

Scrub with a washcloth or something to get the dead skin off.

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:17:33 PM EDT

[#46]

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:17:40 PM EDT

[#47]

Dust junk in baking soda. Include your poop chute flaps.

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:18:15 PM EDT

[#48]

I hear Ben-Gay will clear that up.

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:18:33 PM EDT

[#49]

This thread is full of...

Posted: 12/8/2009 6:18:36 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:

https://www.freshballs.com/

-p.

Is that a legit product/site? i need to know before I order.

It's real.

-p.

Warning

Confirm Action

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - funky nut odor (Page 1 of 4)

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - funky nut odor (Page 1 of 4)