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11/28/2009 10:43:04 AM EDT
what says thee?
11/28/2009 10:43:49 AM EDT
[#1]
....and we're off!
11/28/2009 10:44:21 AM EDT
[#2]
This thread is full of teh ghey already.
11/28/2009 10:44:26 AM EDT
[#3]
GTFO
11/28/2009 10:46:00 AM EDT
[#4]
Typically nothing... that or a quiet "ahhhh"
11/28/2009 10:47:24 AM EDT
[#5]
Tell her to maintain eye contact...
11/28/2009 10:49:48 AM EDT
[#6]
i pee till im done
11/28/2009 10:50:37 AM EDT
[#7]
I just hike up my pant leg and point it in the toilet.
11/28/2009 10:50:44 AM EDT
[#8]
IBTL
11/28/2009 10:51:14 AM EDT
[#9]
Must be a slow day.
11/28/2009 10:51:37 AM EDT
[#10]



Quoted:


IBTL






 
11/28/2009 10:53:38 AM EDT
[#11]
11/28/2009 10:54:12 AM EDT
[#12]


11/28/2009 10:55:03 AM EDT
[#13]
ever have a good beer piss waiting to be let go and some jack ass in front of you takes 5 min to unbuckle his pants and another 5 to tuck his shirt rebuckle and gtfo your way???
btw button flys suck
11/28/2009 10:56:23 AM EDT
[#14]
I dont pee, thats teh ghey word, I either, Drain the main vein, or take a leak
11/28/2009 10:56:37 AM EDT
[#15]
"who does number 2 work for?"
11/28/2009 10:56:56 AM EDT
[#16]
I take my right shoe and sock off,  roll up my pant leg,  balance on my left leg,  and put the end of Mr. Happy over the toilet and drain him.







11/28/2009 10:57:00 AM EDT
[#17]
IBTL and in on one.
11/28/2009 10:58:15 AM EDT
[#18]
the moderators must be busy elsewhere today
11/28/2009 10:59:01 AM EDT
[#19]
i wear this, problem solved
11/28/2009 10:59:38 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Tell her to maintain eye contact...


How does she maintain eye contact when you're peeing in her butt?
11/28/2009 11:05:12 AM EDT
[#21]
slower is better because:

IT BURNS WHEN I PEE

11/28/2009 11:08:02 AM EDT
[#22]
Well, this is fine example of the reasoned discourse that so many love about this place.
11/28/2009 11:13:02 AM EDT
[#23]
I've been informed that it's cool to pee your pants.
11/28/2009 11:14:40 AM EDT
[#24]
why does it hurt when I pee ???  by F. Zappa
11/28/2009 11:16:16 AM EDT
[#25]
and here we...go
11/28/2009 11:17:16 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
what says thee?


Not sure of your gender.

Men say "piss" not "pee"                            
11/28/2009 11:19:33 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
what says thee?


Not sure of your gender.

Men say "piss" not "pee"                            


this! oh an in
11/28/2009 11:21:33 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
what says thee?


Not sure of your gender.

Men say "piss" not "pee"                            


this! oh an in


Yep, I piss
11/28/2009 11:23:31 AM EDT
[#29]
After fishing it out of my pantleg, I have stand 2 feet back to avoid hitting the urinal....



And IBTL
11/28/2009 11:23:33 AM EDT
[#30]
Depends, if I'm carrying I unzip and fish it out. The only time I don't carry is at school. so then unbuckle, unbotton and then unzip.
11/28/2009 11:27:18 AM EDT
[#31]
No pie vote?  FAIL

I stand on a ladder, the water is usually cold.

And....... IBTL on page 1
11/28/2009 11:31:47 AM EDT
[#32]
I stand 10 ft back from the urinal and get a nice arc going, kinda like practicing artillery fire.
11/28/2009 11:35:08 AM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:


I stand 10 ft back from the urinal and get a nice arc going, kinda like practicing artillery fire.


This.  Sometimes I don't know what to do because there's people around, but I know the pressure is gonna be way too strong to stand near it.  

 



So I just stand a good 6' back, and just yell out "EVERYBODY CLEAR!"
11/28/2009 11:36:33 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
I stand 10 ft back from the urinal and get a nice arc going, kinda like practicing artillery fire.


bingo
11/28/2009 11:40:31 AM EDT
[#35]
I used to unbuckle and let the boys out for some fresh air, but after I started carrying I just use the zipper.

 
11/28/2009 11:43:14 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
IBTL
11/28/2009 11:46:33 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I stand 10 ft back from the urinal and get a nice arc going, kinda like practicing artillery fire.

This.  Sometimes I don't know what to do because there's people around, but I know the pressure is gonna be way too strong to stand near it.    

So I just stand a good 6' back, and just yell out "EVERYBODY CLEAR!"


Thats why I try to avoid urinals. I don't need some splash back with the AIDS up on me.
11/28/2009 11:47:21 AM EDT
[#38]
IBTL
11/28/2009 12:35:39 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
No pie vote?  FAIL

I stand on a ladder, the water is usually cold.

And....... IBTL on page 1


and it's deep too......
11/28/2009 12:39:21 PM EDT
[#40]
Unreel it. No pee/poop threads.
11/28/2009 12:47:10 PM EDT
[#41]
Unreel it. No pee/poop threads.
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