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2/24/2002 8:20:18 PM EDT
An article in USNWR got me interested in Googlewhacking. It goes like this...

Maladroit wheezer.
Comparative unicyclist.
Banana circumcision.
Each pair is a winning entry in the new game of Googlewhacking. It seems easy enough–try to come up with two words that yield a search result of a SINGLE Web page, one and only one page, at [url=http://www.google.com/][b]Google.com[/b][/url].

The rules are pretty basic:
Rule #1 - the two words must be found in the [url=http://www.m-w.com/home.htm][b]Dictionary[/b][/url].
Rule #2 - neither of the two words you use can be ones already listed by anyone else.

After about 8-10 tries I came up with this winner:  coleopterist parakeet
Any one else interested in trying their hand at Googlewhacking?

2/24/2002 8:42:53 PM EDT
[#1]
Second Try:
myoptic banana
2/24/2002 8:51:35 PM EDT
[#2]
contemplative castration.
2/24/2002 8:57:13 PM EDT
[#3]
transcontinental cataplexy

It's not just a Googlewhack -- it's a hobby of mine (or should be).
2/24/2002 9:01:07 PM EDT
[#4]
yeah, mine's a hobby too.
2/24/2002 9:11:08 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Second Try:
myoptic banana
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Bzzzzt. Sorry, you broke BOTH rules, "myoptic" is not in the dictionary, and "banana" was already used (see examples in my post).

Thank your playing, and don't forget your consolation prize - an 8x10 glossy photograph of Rosie O'Donnell autographed by Rosie herself!

2/24/2002 9:12:51 PM EDT
[#6]
intramolecular parmesan

Good for tiny pizzas.
2/24/2002 9:13:00 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Second Try:
myoptic banana
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*Bzzzz*
Disqualified!  Not in dictionary.  I think you meant myopic or myotic, but myoptic is not a word according to Webster's.  That search does yield only one site though.

Try this one on for size:
disestablishmentarian gorilla

Viper Out

Edited because 'disestblishmentarianist' isn't in the dictionary either.  My bad.
2/24/2002 9:13:43 PM EDT
[#8]
zoom didrika

OK, I know it doesn't count.  The first word is part of a name of a place and the second is a name.z
2/24/2002 9:15:00 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
yeah, mine's a hobby too.
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ROTFLMAO!  You only live once!
2/24/2002 9:19:00 PM EDT
[#10]
cumulonimbus spelunker

I just make 'em, I don't understand 'em.
2/24/2002 9:20:46 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
contemplative castration.
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I think you should get extra points for that one!
2/24/2002 9:29:51 PM EDT
[#12]
transdermal flamboyance

The patch with pizzaz.
2/24/2002 9:32:35 PM EDT
[#13]
testicular microparasite

Ooooh, that just hurts to think about.  My apologies to all.
2/24/2002 9:33:03 PM EDT
[#14]
first try:
buttered squirrel
: )
2/24/2002 9:40:02 PM EDT
[#15]
pudding subtension

Too much milk in the mix.
2/24/2002 9:41:18 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
first try:
buttered squirrel
: )
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Uh... that returned 1,310 hits when I checked it.  Sooooooo... Bzzzzzzzt! - DQ - byebye.

2/24/2002 9:41:59 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
first try:
buttered squirrel
: )
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I had two for dinner last night.  Should've shucked 'em first.  [:)]  OK, it's too late for my feeble brain.  Good night all.
2/24/2002 9:44:11 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
testicular microparasite

Ooooh, that just hurts to think about.  My apologies to all.
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Quite original... but "microparasite" is not in the Dictionary... Bzzzzzzt. Sorry bud.
2/24/2002 9:46:59 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
pudding subtension

Too much milk in the mix.
View Quote

Bzzzzzt. "subtension" not in Dictionary.  

There's ONLY two rules!?

2/24/2002 9:52:55 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Quite original... but "microparasite" is not in the Dictionary... Bzzzzzzt. Sorry bud.
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Webster's Seventh New Collegiate Dictionary, page 535, second column, 5th from the bottom.  You must be using one of those modern politically correct dictionaries that has words like "microparasite" and "pharpsnelexitude" expunged from it.
2/24/2002 9:56:21 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Bzzzzzt. "subtension" not in Dictionary.  

There's ONLY two rules!?

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Same dictionary as above.  If you're using [url]www.m-w.com[/url], you're operating with a disadvantage.
2/24/2002 10:02:02 PM EDT
[#22]
disparaging recalcitrancy

There ya go.....

both were at websters.com and I only got one match at google.
2/24/2002 10:03:59 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
first try:
buttered squirrel
: )
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Uh... that returned 1,310 hits when I checked it.  Sooooooo... Bzzzzzzzt! - DQ - byebye.

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try it in quotes
otherwise even the examples such as
banana circumcision return 2,260 sites
bzzt to you buddy [:)]
2/24/2002 10:06:05 PM EDT
[#24]
colostomy yardarm

Don't even ask how I came up with it.
2/24/2002 10:09:05 PM EDT
[#25]
anesthesiologists docker

This isn't so hard when you get used to it....

Does the person with the most valid entries win a prize?
2/24/2002 10:11:02 PM EDT
[#26]
epidemiologist subterraneous

DOH!
I thought I had one but robotical isn't a word.
Got a new one though!

Time for bed! 3 is good for me.
2/24/2002 10:28:06 PM EDT
[#27]
All I have to say is that there are plenty of sick people out on the net.  Some of the stuff I entered (and some of it was REAL bad) had litterally hundreds if not thousands of hits.

Best I could come up with:

Diplodocus cunnilingus

I'd add a rule three though, which would invalidate my finding:  The single site cannot be a list of dictionary words. :)
2/24/2002 10:29:52 PM EDT
[#28]
languorous hydrocephalic
2/24/2002 11:12:14 PM EDT
[#29]
dick
poop

actually 26,700 came up, but dick and poop are funny words.
2/24/2002 11:17:19 PM EDT
[#30]
[b][size=2]gravimeter constipation[/b][/size=2]

[b]No matches on [/b][url]www.google.com[/url][b]![/b]

Does that mean I win?!?!?!?!?!?!?

medcop
2/25/2002 4:31:31 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
try it in quotes
otherwise even the examples such as
banana circumcision return 2,260 sites
bzzt to you buddy [:)]
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Okay I tried in quotes and it returned two entries. And you're right, banana circumcision is DQ - that one was an example given in the USNWR article.

2/25/2002 4:35:01 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quite original... but "microparasite" is not in the Dictionary... Bzzzzzzt. Sorry bud.
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Webster's Seventh New Collegiate Dictionary, page 535, second column, 5th from the bottom.  You must be using one of those modern politically correct dictionaries that has words like "microparasite" and "pharpsnelexitude" expunged from it.
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Yes, let's all use the same reference. Since it's an online game, I guess the online [url=http://www.m-w.com/home.htm][b]dictionary[/b][/url] should be standard.
2/25/2002 4:42:53 AM EDT
[#33]
antinomy zinfandel
mythopoetical barren
defenestrate snood
ragnarok snaffle
subnormal pomade