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Posted: 2/24/2002 12:37:27 AM EDT
So like I go in for my once every 4 month haircut today. The question is: Why is it that the effeminate male haircutters seem to always do a better job than the womenz?
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Link Posted: 2/24/2002 3:04:21 AM EDT
I have quite a few theories in regard to this same subject. 1. Perhaps the men know what other men like more so than women and are therefore in a better position to give you what you think will be cool? 2. Perhaps the men follow male haircutting techniques while the women focus more so on women? 3. Perhaps the women know they cannot make a whole lot of money cutting men's hair, so they just want to get you out of the chair and out the door? The problem with this theory is men are usually better tippers, so there is at least a small hole in this theory. 4. Perhaps she doesn't find you attractive, and as a result wants to get you out of the chair and out the door ASAP? I'm thinking #4 in your case.
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 4:40:04 AM EDT
Cause the guy's want to get in you pants! [puke]
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 7:28:27 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2002 7:42:36 AM EDT
EVERY 4 MONTHS.... Jesus, I go every two weeks like clockwork. God Damned Hippy.
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 9:21:49 AM EDT
No mall barber for me, mine's an old fashioned shop on the main drag in our town, barder pole by the front door, gun, hunting and car mags out, girly mags in the cupboard under the old cash register, got a gun you wanna trade, bring it in, put it in the cabinet, somebody in town will probably buy it.... one stop shopping..go to town for a haircut, come home with a new pistol, works for me...... [;)]
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 9:28:35 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 9:44:43 AM EDT
I only let women cut my hair. It is much more interesting with women leaning over you, especially if they have nice cleavage and a low cut top.
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 9:47:54 AM EDT
Mines name is Roya. She's cute and rubs her boobies on my shoulders every two weeks.[:D]
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 9:58:02 AM EDT
... it's hard to f*ck up a "high & tight". Gay or otherwise
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 10:00:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 8531sgt: No mall barber for me, mine's an old fashioned shop on the main drag in our town, barder pole by the front door, gun, hunting and car mags out, girly mags in the cupboard under the old cash register, got a gun you wanna trade, bring it in, put it in the cabinet, somebody in town will probably buy it.... one stop shopping..go to town for a haircut, come home with a new pistol, works for me...... [;)]
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HMMMMM where's this at?
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 10:04:14 AM EDT
I get my hair cut by the same lady that's been cutting it for almost 15 years - Nancy, at the Spanish Village Barber Shop in Richardson! Off the collar and halfway off the ears! 'Pardon me, Mr. Hun, but when you came in this afternoon, were you wearing a pink bow-tie?' 'No, ma'am.' 'Oh? Well, then here's your lower lip!' Eric The(GotAMillionOfThem!HaChaCha)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 10:39:43 AM EDT
I love that ol'time hair cut above the ears block the back trim the nose mustache and ears straight razor the neck and side burns...yup makes yea proud to be a man an yes read a nudie mag or Popular Science magazine to bad the local guy's I went to drove the price up so high(I don't blame them)so I went out an bought my own shears an now just do the stream line it's buzzed off thing. However a woman bumping there boobs into and body grinding on me would change my mind about the mall cuts..........
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 11:01:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 11:23:01 AM EDT
If you have straight hair that you want to keep short, buy the FlowBee. I've been using one for about a decade. That's worth a bunch of ammo. I do not look weird. Ok, I do not look very weird. Really.
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 12:06:16 PM EDT
The best-looking haircut I ever got was from a one armed man in an apron, who used only an electric trimmer.
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 12:11:50 PM EDT
to bad the Flow Bee does'nt have a Mohawk attachement I'd buy one at $59.95.I bet they would sell alot more of these hair cutting wonders if a in house demo in my flavor(brunette scantilly clad w/ a look of sin in her eyes)I might even buy stock in the parent company.....hehehehe
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 12:47:49 PM EDT
#2 all over. Then the neck shave and hand massager machine. I need one sometime this week.
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 1:17:14 PM EDT
I got my first haircut since I was a junoir in high school when they droped the dress code 68. I did this for my daughters wedding last June. It was the first time my Mom seen my ears in over thirty years. Ive had two since june. Dont know if Im gonna do it again. Damn my ears are cold.
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 1:21:07 PM EDT
My wife has cut our hair for the past 20 years or so. I think that our son has only had three "real barber" haircuts in his 19 years. I just got a town haircut last Friday. We were in the big city. My wife isn't as steady as she used to be and the haircuts show it. I go to a shop in Reno with two OLD guys who do the works and I'm pleased. Does anyone remember getting cuts for $1 ?
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 2:40:35 PM EDT
Imbred-niglo, Sounds like you and your hairstylist might of had a "moment"...sure you're not following some "tendencies"???[:D][:D] Maybe next time you two can swap some some spit and you can get a discount?? Open wide!![:O] Just remember to use a condominium!![:D][:D] Imbred...use the force...use the force, [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b]
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 3:49:04 PM EDT
Be a real man, cut your own hair! Buzz it all the way around.
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 5:38:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2002 5:41:15 PM EDT by sharky30]
[img]http://www.wahl.com/PersonalCare/graphics/ai_9226.jpg[/img] [url]www.wahl.com[/url] mine's a slightly different model cost about $30. Takes me less than 10 minutes to cut my hair, paid for itself after about 4 haircuts. I was getting it "buzzed" off anyway, might as well do it myself.
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 6:07:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 6:54:24 PM EDT
A #1 on the sides and back (unless they have a 1/2). Flatten the top up, and don't put none of that pomaide crap in it. Every two weeks. Just got mine done today. Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 2/25/2002 1:19:44 AM EDT
I go for a #2 on the sides and a #1 on top. My barber is a shooter and a real cool guy. He owns a few SURs as well. The one time he was sick I went to the Vietnamese shop next door and had the cutest little Vietnamese hottie cut my hair. She did a great job and was very nice. I was really tempted to visit her more often, but then I saw a piece of seaweek dangling between her rotting teeth and decided I'd stick with my guy.
Link Posted: 2/25/2002 1:38:09 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/25/2002 2:17:19 AM EDT by Arock]
About that straight razor thing...you know you got a good cut when they have to stop the bleeding. ...or sew part of your ear back on. [(:|)]
Link Posted: 2/25/2002 2:11:55 AM EDT
I came here to read about GUNS! Whats with this haircutting crapola with actual LINKS to buy clippers!? STOP IT! ITS MAKING ME FEEL ALL YUCKY!
Link Posted: 2/25/2002 9:04:41 AM EDT
Haircut?
Link Posted: 2/25/2002 12:26:45 PM EDT
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