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Posted: 2/24/2002 12:37:27 AM EDT

So like I go in for my once every 4 month haircut today. The question is: Why is it that the effeminate male haircutters seem to always do a better job than the womenz?

Posted: 2/24/2002 12:41:57 AM EDT

[#1]

Oh thtop it, you thilly boy...

Posted: 2/24/2002 1:50:08 AM EDT

[#2]

[:X][:X][:X]

Posted: 2/24/2002 3:04:21 AM EDT

[#3]

I have quite a few theories in regard to this same subject.

1. Perhaps the men know what other men like more so than women and are therefore in a better position to give you what you think will be cool?

2. Perhaps the men follow male haircutting techniques while the women focus more so on women?

3. Perhaps the women know they cannot make a whole lot of money cutting men's hair, so they just want to get you out of the chair and out the door? The problem with this theory is men are usually better tippers, so there is at least a small hole in this theory.

4. Perhaps she doesn't find you attractive, and as a result wants to get you out of the chair and out the door ASAP?

I'm thinking #4 in your case.

Posted: 2/24/2002 4:40:04 AM EDT

[#4]

Cause the guy's want to get in you pants! [puke]

Posted: 2/24/2002 7:28:27 AM EDT

[#5]

Hair should be cut by fat guys with hairy arms named Bob or Bud. The barber should be wearing one of those white smock things. There should be car magazines and hunting magazines on the tables. Hockey sticks and stuffed fish should be on the walls. The barber shop should NOT be located in a strip mall, or God forbid, a mall.

You will then get a haircut that would allow you to sneak on to a military base unnoticed, no matter what you ask for.

This is the Way it is Supposed to Be.

Posted: 2/24/2002 7:37:03 AM EDT

[#6]

Better yet get the haircut on the military base, $5.40 plus tip.

Posted: 2/24/2002 7:42:36 AM EDT

[#7]

EVERY 4 MONTHS.... Jesus, I go every two weeks like clockwork.

God Damned Hippy.

Posted: 2/24/2002 9:21:49 AM EDT

[#8]

No mall barber for me, mine's an old fashioned shop on the main drag in our town, barder pole by the front door, gun, hunting and car mags out, girly mags in the cupboard under the old cash register, got a gun you wanna trade, bring it in, put it in the cabinet, somebody in town will probably buy it.... one stop shopping..go to town for a haircut, come home with a new pistol, works for me...... [;)]

Posted: 2/24/2002 9:28:35 AM EDT

[#9]

My barber's name is Dave, and I go to him often. By the way, I just went yesterday and got "the usual."

[b]HIGH AND TIGHT![/b]

Posted: 2/24/2002 9:44:43 AM EDT

[#10]

I only let women cut my hair. It is much more interesting with women leaning over you, especially if they have nice cleavage and a low cut top.

Posted: 2/24/2002 9:47:54 AM EDT

[#11]

Mines name is Roya. She's cute and rubs her boobies on my shoulders every two weeks.[:D]

Posted: 2/24/2002 9:58:02 AM EDT

[#12]

... it's hard to f*ck up a "high & tight". Gay or otherwise

Posted: 2/24/2002 10:00:51 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
No mall barber for me, mine's an old fashioned shop on the main drag in our town, barder pole by the front door, gun, hunting and car mags out, girly mags in the cupboard under the old cash register, got a gun you wanna trade, bring it in, put it in the cabinet, somebody in town will probably buy it.... one stop shopping..go to town for a haircut, come home with a new pistol, works for me...... [;)]

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HMMMMM where's this at?

Posted: 2/24/2002 10:04:14 AM EDT

[#14]

I get my hair cut by the same lady that's been cutting it for almost 15 years - Nancy, at the Spanish Village Barber Shop in Richardson!

Off the collar and halfway off the ears!

'Pardon me, Mr. Hun, but when you came in this afternoon, were you wearing a pink bow-tie?'

'No, ma'am.'

'Oh? Well, then here's your lower lip!'

Eric The(GotAMillionOfThem!HaChaCha)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 2/24/2002 10:39:43 AM EDT

[#15]

I love that ol'time hair cut above the ears block the back trim the nose mustache and ears straight razor the neck and side burns...yup makes yea proud to be a man an yes read a nudie mag or Popular Science magazine to bad the local guy's I went to drove the price up so high(I don't blame them)so I went out an bought my own shears an now just do the stream line it's buzzed off thing.
However a woman bumping there boobs into and body grinding on me would change my mind about the mall cuts..........

Posted: 2/24/2002 11:01:51 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
so I went out an bought my own shears

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C'mon spring for the FlowBee. I know a guy who uses one. Sure he looks peculiar, but he saved enough over a year to buy a Sig.
[url=]http://store.yahoo.com/wonderfulbuys/flowhaircuts.html[/url]

Wasn't there a post about a topless barbershop in Texas on here?

Posted: 2/24/2002 11:23:01 AM EDT

[#17]

If you have straight hair that you want to keep short, buy the FlowBee. I've been using one for about a decade.
That's worth a bunch of ammo.

I do not look weird.

Ok, I do not look very weird.

Really.

Posted: 2/24/2002 12:06:16 PM EDT

[#18]

The best-looking haircut I ever got was from a one armed man in an apron, who used only an electric trimmer.

Posted: 2/24/2002 12:11:50 PM EDT

[#19]

to bad the Flow Bee does'nt have a Mohawk attachement I'd buy one at $59.95.I bet they would sell alot more of these hair cutting wonders if a in house demo in my flavor(brunette scantilly clad w/ a look of sin in her eyes)I might even buy stock in the parent company.....hehehehe

Posted: 2/24/2002 12:47:49 PM EDT

[#20]

#2 all over. Then the neck shave and hand massager machine. I need one sometime this week.

Posted: 2/24/2002 1:17:14 PM EDT

[#21]

I got my first haircut since I was a junoir in high school when they droped the dress code 68. I did this for my daughters wedding last June. It was the first time my Mom seen my ears in over thirty years. Ive had two since june. Dont know if Im gonna do it again. Damn my ears are cold.

Posted: 2/24/2002 1:21:07 PM EDT

[#22]

My wife has cut our hair for the past 20 years or so. I think that our son has only had three "real barber" haircuts in his 19 years.
I just got a town haircut last Friday. We were in the big city. My wife isn't as steady as she used to be and the haircuts show it.
I go to a shop in Reno with two OLD guys who do the works and I'm pleased.
Does anyone remember getting cuts for $1 ?

Posted: 2/24/2002 2:40:35 PM EDT

[#23]

Imbred-niglo,
Sounds like you and your hairstylist might of had a "moment"...sure you're not following some "tendencies"???[:D][:D]

Maybe next time you two can swap some some spit and you can get a discount?? Open wide!![:O]

Just remember to use a condominium!![:D][:D]

Imbred...use the force...use the force,
[b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b]

Posted: 2/24/2002 3:49:04 PM EDT

[#24]

Be a real man, cut your own hair! Buzz it all the way around.

Posted: 2/24/2002 5:38:30 PM EDT

[#25]

[img]http://www.wahl.com/PersonalCare/graphics/ai_9226.jpg[/img]
[url]www.wahl.com[/url]
mine's a slightly different model
cost about $30. Takes me less than 10 minutes to cut my hair, paid for itself after about 4 haircuts. I was getting it "buzzed" off anyway, might as well do it myself.

Posted: 2/24/2002 6:07:11 PM EDT

[#26]

LOL! I do the hair cutting around here!

I do my own with a Gillette Mach 3 in the shower (shaved head, wife likes it).

The following guys get the following hair cuts with the old clippers:
Firefighter:4,3,2 and 0 on the neck to clean things up (true to all)
Fire LT who wants to go PD (poor bastard):high, tight.
Fire Capt:High tight
PD officer:high tight
PD officer:crew cut

If they have a dull knife with them, Spyderco Sharper takes care of that. Would not take a dime from my buddies, but if they bring beer, I won't complain![beer]
Art in KY

Posted: 2/24/2002 6:54:24 PM EDT

[#27]

A #1 on the sides and back (unless they have a 1/2). Flatten the top up, and don't put none of that pomaide crap in it. Every two weeks. Just got mine done today.

Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img]

Posted: 2/25/2002 1:19:44 AM EDT

[#28]

I go for a #2 on the sides and a #1 on top. My barber is a shooter and a real cool guy. He owns a few SURs as well.

The one time he was sick I went to the Vietnamese shop next door and had the cutest little Vietnamese hottie cut my hair. She did a great job and was very nice. I was really tempted to visit her more often, but then I saw a piece of seaweek dangling between her rotting teeth and decided I'd stick with my guy.

Posted: 2/25/2002 1:38:09 AM EDT

[#29]

About that straight razor thing...you know you got a good cut when they have to stop the bleeding.

...or sew part of your ear back on.

[(:|)]

Posted: 2/25/2002 2:11:55 AM EDT

[#30]

I came here to read about GUNS! Whats with this haircutting crapola with actual LINKS to buy clippers!? STOP IT! ITS MAKING ME FEEL ALL YUCKY!

Posted: 2/25/2002 9:04:41 AM EDT

[#31]

Haircut?

Posted: 2/25/2002 12:26:45 PM EDT

[#32]

#2 on the sides and a trim on the top... from a real mens barber shop.

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